I realize it doesnt have any song lyrics, but its a oneshot and this is were i put my oneshots. enjoy! and as always please review!
"This is all your fault," he said, standing there drenched.
"My fault? You're the one who fell stupid."
"True, but you're the one who called me."
"I needed someone to rescue me."
"Maxie, you did not need to be rescued, you forgot to set out a towel."
She looked back at him, "Yes I did."
"You could've just gotten one yourself."
"Spinelli!"
"Maximista, you would have been okay. Now that you have your towel can I have one?"
"Sure here," she said shoving him back into the tub. "I wouldn't have been okay, that spider was huge, you saw it."
"Maxie it was rather small."
"Knock knock," a women's voice said. They both jumped. "What's going on in here?"
"Robin," she laughed.
"Nothing, I swear," he yelped.
"Spinelli," she said rolling her eyes.
"It looks like something is, but I probably don't want to know."
"It's really a funny story."
"Well, I think I'd like to hear it," he proclaimed standing in the doorway.
"Commissioner Sir!"
"Hi daddy."
"Everyone downstairs now! I'd really like to know why I keep finding you and my daughter in compromising situations Spinelli!"
Maxie grabbed Spinelli's hand and stormed off towards the living room.
"Uncle Mac, can I suggest Maxie put on something other than a towel?"
"I'm not leaving Spinelli alone with Mac. I know you threatened him."
"When did I do that?"
"Mac, don't play dumb! After Dr. Devlin almost killed me!"
"You told her?"
"NO!"
"I heard them talking about it at the station." She turned her attention to Spinelli, "Now," she said. "Spinelli, you get my robe, it's on my bed, I'll stay here with Robin and Mac."
Not wanting to tell her no he quickly entered her room and reemerged with her robe. "Happy now," she asked slipping it on over the towel. "Do we really have to have a family meeting about this or can Spinelli just go home?"
"Spinelli's not going anywhere! I want answers! Set down."
"Yes sir Commissioner Sir," Robin saluted setting down on the sofa.
"Robin," Maxie giggled.
"I don't think so," Mac protested when they set down next to one another. "Spinelli, you here, Maxie, you there," he said directing them to opposite ends of the room.
"You've got to be kidding me? Mac how old do you think we are? Relax!"
"I'll relax when this mobster leaves you alone."
"Spinelli's no mobster," she laughed, "he's my hero. Even if he were a mobster I'd still be friends with him. I'm an adult, and there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do about it."
"Maxie," he was a little shocked at the way she was speaking.
"Shut up Spinelli," she said through her teeth.
"I'd watch out you two, before too long he's going to have Spinelli arrested for stalking you."
"If you're not going to help."
"I'm not leaving," she protested. "Uncle Mac, I've missed out on all the good stuff lately, I'm not going to miss this!"
"Try and keep quite then?" She pretended to zip her lip. "Now, I'd like to hear what's going on."
"Nothing Daddy."
"From Spinelli, I don't think he would lie to me."
"The Beautiful Blonde One is being most honest, nothing is going on here. Not here or anywhere else." Unfortunately, he thought to himself.
"Well then why are you here?"
"Because I needed his help."
"To take a bath? Maxie I found the two of you in your bathroom, he's wet and you're in a towel . What kind of help did Spinelli give you?"
"God, Mac, grow up. I needed someone to get me a towel."
"A towel?"
"Hey now! I called daddy first, he didn't answer. Then I called you and you didn't pick up."
"Sorry, sleeping baby, phone on silent. I saw you called and came as soon as I could."
"How's the baby doing by the way? She's just too cute for words!"
"Aww, she's good thanks for asking. Anyway, sweetie, if I had known that's why you called I would've just told you to get one yourself."
"Enough! That still doesn't explain anything!"
"Yes it does."
"How so?"
"Don't you listen? I told you I needed a towel."
"And like Robin said why couldn't you get your own?"
"Daddy," she whined, "there was a spider, it was huge! When I saw it I hopped back into the tub and called you."
"Seriously, Maxie, a spider?"
"Yes! It was big and black and all spidery! I didn't want to get bitten or something."
"Honey, you could've just grabbed a towel and made a run for it," Robin stated.
"Like you would've done that?"
"Yeah."
"Well good for you! I was scared, so," she was cut off.
"So you called Spinelli, why Spinelli?"
"I thought Spinelli could save me; he's good at that," she said grinning. "Isn't that what best friends are for, coming when you call?"
"You've got to be kidding me?"
"NO! He's my best friend, he came."
"Because you told him you were in the tub."
"Actually sir," he interrupted, "she told me no such thing. She sent me a text message saying to meet her here, that she needed me. When I got here and she never came to the door I got worried, turned the knob; the door was unlocked by the way, and started calling her name."
"I hollered for him to hurry and get in here that I needed him," she finished.
"I was very hesitant, but she said she was in trouble. What was I supposed to do?"
"Not go in," Mac replied.
"Well," he continued shrugging his shoulders, "she had the curtain drawn and was all 'Spinelli thank God you're here.'"
"Don't make fun of me."
"I'm not. She told me she needed a towel and wasn't getting one herself on account of the spider, so I got her a towel and."
"And how did you end up all wet?"
"I told him I wasn't getting out until the spider was dead and when he went to kill it he tripped," she explained calmly.
"Over my own two feet and fell in; rather embarrassing. I swear I didn't see anything!"
"Spinelli, if you had we could just call things even."
"What?"
"Nothing." She wished she could take it back.
"Maximista has seen I, The Jackal naked, she provided some much needed assistance."
"What kind of assistance."
"Mac, chill out, so what I've seen Spinelli naked, no big deal!" She thought back to that day in the warehouse and how big of a deal she had made it out to be.
"Are the two of you sleeping together," he demanded an answer.
"No, I assure you we are without a doubt not sleeping together."
"What's it to you if we were?"
"Maxie, I'm your father! I don't want to see you get caught up with this guy."
"If I want to get caught up with Spinelli, I'll get caught up with Spinelli," she yelled back. "I'll be friends with him, date, sleep with, kiss, marry, love, protect."
" Marry him?! Did I just hear what I think I heard?
"We're not dating. We're not sleeping together, we're not getting married," he said attempting to set Mac straight.
"Spinelli, I'm gonna kill you," he was inching closer to the young man.
"Mac," Robin intervened, "she's just pushing your buttons! Threatening him is just going to make her want him more; not that hanging out with him is a bad thing! Spinelli, I think maybe you should go."
"That's probably in my best interest," he grabbed his things. "Call me," he mouthed.
"Spinelli wait I'm sorry my dad's acting like a lunatic," she said just loud enough for Mac to hear, "and I'm sorry you're all wet, but thanks for being my hero. I'll see you later at Kelly's?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Until then," she whispered in his ear and kissed him; a little to get a rise out of her father, but mostly for herself, she'd been dying to do it.
Then he was gone leaving more confused than he was when he arrived.
"Are we done here?"
"Not really," he replied. "Maxie, we really need to finish this conversation!"
"Mac it's finished. Spinelli and I are friends; no matter the circumstances or anyone else's opinion."
"Maxie."
"Mac, it's over. I have to get ready. I have a dinner date with my mobster of a best friend, and I guess, we'll see where the night takes us," she joked. "Maybe the next time you see me I'll be Mrs. Damian Spinelli. Who knows!?" She trotted up the stairs and to her room. Flopping down on the bed she wondered about what would have happened if Robin hadn't shown up when she did, and secretly wished that he was the only person she had called.