'Dark, who is this guy?' Daisuke asked. In Dark's head. Is this getting confusing yet?

"Rawr! It's my evil twin, Krad!" Dark exclaimed, growling like a caged wolverine.

'Evil twin?'

"Evil twin?" Risa asked, a note of semi-fake panic in her voice.

"Evil twin?" said all the captured girls.

"Evil twin?" said Krad.

"I'm trying to lick my nose," said Moozo. "I mean... Evil twin?"

"Evil twin, alter ego, counterpart, second self, maniacal twofold… the list goes on and on. Evil twin just sounded cooler," Dark said with a shrug. "Okay… now I'm going to fight you to the death!"

"Right… good idea!" agreed Krad loudly.

Suddenly, all the girls jumped on Dark in defense.

"Don't die, Dark!" they all cried. "If you did, we'd have to wear black for the rest of our lives or attempt to carry on your legacy in cat burglar outfits and a pair of fake black wings strapped onto our backs like idiots! DON'T DO IT!"

"Um… are you saying I'd lose?" Dark asked, blinking in utter confusion.

The girls bounced back, their eyes wide with panic. "NEVER!" they all shrieked in unison, then began clubbing each other over the head and saying things like, "He's mine!" and "Back off!" and "Get your foot out of my mouth before I bite you!" (Wait, how can they say that with their mouth full of foot?)

And so Dark and Krad took off into the air and began fighting with their mystical, magical light powers. The girls and the unicorn had been forgotten, apparently.

So had Riku, who was sipping a beverage in half a coconut while taking a jacuzzi (in her clothes, obviously she has no swimsuit).

"Hmm…" Riku took a sip before ringing a bell. "Come here, Jenkins! Hmm… Jenkins… that's such a stereotypical name for a butler… Jenkins. Jenkins. Jenkins. Jenkins. Jenkins. Jenkins. Rolls off the tongue! Jenkins, Jenkiny-Jenkins, yo, J to the Enkins, J-Dog, Jenkity-Jenk-Jenk, oh, you, Jenky, Jenky, Jenkins-"

"Yes, Miss Riku?" a distinguished looking butler with a curly mustache asked in a very thick English accent. He looked as though he'd been standing there for some time.

"Hey, can you put more sapodilla and rambutan in this? I just love saying those fruit names!" Riku laughed stupidly.

"Right away, Miss Riku."

"Thanks, dude." Riku lay back. "This is cool. Maybe Satoshi will never come back. Where is he, anyway? He's been gone for like…" She looked at her waterproof Yu-Gi-Oh! watch. "Three, four hours. Maybe he got lost at lake. I'm really tempted to say sea."

Suddenly, a glowing figure approached Riku from the back of the ship. It was coming closer and closer, like a lurking ghostly shadow from the depths of your nightmarish dreams. Before Riku had a heart attack, she realized it wasn't a phantom but the unicorn.

"No! You won't eat me!" Riku pulled out her gift from Takeshi's little sister. "I HAVE A SQUIRT GUN FULL OF APPLE JUICE!"

The unicorn paused to stare at her like she was a moron, then crept closer.

"Don't hurt me! Please! I'm sorry!" Riku begged, huddling near the back of the Jacuzzi in fear.

"I'm not going to hurt you," the unicorn said.

Riku blinked. "What? You can talk?" Then, even louder and surprised, "You're a DUDE?!"

"Why do unicorns always have to be girls?" the unicorn said, clearly annoyed as if he had heard this many times before.

"Sorry…?" Riku snickered. "Wow. I totally thought you were going to eat me. Why'd you take all those girls?"

"I didn't take any girls," the unicorn said. "My name Moklinthorsnipperhoven. But you can call me Moklin."

"Wow, with a name as impressive as that, 'Riku' sounds kind of lame," Riku said truthfully.

"I've come to take you to your sister and stop that evil creature that's blaming this on me. Climb on my back," the unicorn said.

"Well, okay," Riku answered, clambering onto the unicorns back and screaming loudly, leaving poor Jenkins to accept a ticket from twenty seven very cross cops.

Try saying "cross cops" five times fast! It's hard!
As Dark and Krad were having their very stupid feud about heck knows what, Riku and Moklin were flying in.

"There's Risa!... And she's trying to hit people with a nail file…" Riku said. How typically Risa. "Hey, a light show!"

"No, its two winged people fighting," Moklin replied. He's a know-it-all unicorn.

"Winged people… hey, that must be Dark! My sister's obsessed with him. Who's the other guy?" Riku asked.

"I know not."

"Oh. Well, what are we supposed to do?"

"I will use my unicorn powers to stop them… for now," Moklin said. Manly, know-it-all unicorn, I guess. He closed his long, purple eye-lashed eyelids and started a unicorn chant.

"Ho, oyu wot stiodi

Otps uroy ghiignf onw

Forebe oyu lilk sleyuovers

Chiwh luowd otn elyarl eb oto bda

Os notd goalyllg

I eahv trebret sginth ot od"

At that moment, Dark and Light stopped, transformed into their human forms and fell slo-mo style down into the awaiting… lake. I am SO tempted to say sea!

As Moklin flew in close to the two, Riku could easily see who one of them was.

"Ohmigosh, its Satoshi!!" Riku shouted, lost her balance on the unicorn and plummeted into the not sea.

If you want to know what the unicorn chant says, try rearranging the letters in each word. It truthfully isn't very clever, though.