Author's Note: Nothing in particular to say this time. Just wanted to let you all know that you are loved. 3 Okay, fanfic time!

"I still cannot believe you agreed to this," Weiss almost growled as she adjusted her goggles.

"Oh, come on," Yang smirked, buttoning up her white coat. "You think I'd miss the opportunity to do something like this? Okay, we're rolling… And… Action!"

Weiss almost instantly shifted into a more cheerful disposition, as the BGM played. "Greetings, and welcome to Inexact Science!" Pause for title card. "The only scientific show we know of to star-"

"A 36E-cup with shotgun gauntlets!"

"…Not quite what I was going to say, but we fit that criteria as well, I suppose."

"And have we got a show for you today!" Yang announced, pulling out a massive silvery cooler from behind the table, and beginning an overlong unlatching process.

"Indeed we do. Because today, we present to you perhaps the most fascinating substance in all of Remnant…" she quickly leaned into the camera "aside of course from Dust which may I add is available in all major outlets, courtesy of Schnee Dust Com-"

Yang snapped her gaze to her cohost, as the music sharply cut off. "Weiss, what did we discuss about product placement?"

Weiss shrugged. "I have to make a living somehow, Yang! Not like you're paying me for this…"

"I heard that. Now get back to it, and stick to the script this time."

"Fine." The music resumed. "We present to you perhaps the… second-most fascinating substance in all of Remnant…" Yang at last opened the cooler, to reveal what seemed to be a smoking block of ice. "Dry. Ice." Thunder SFX.

"Despite its name, dry ice is not solid water at all," Yang explained, gesturing to the substance. "It is, in fact, the solid form of carbon dioxide, and exists, simultaneously, as a solid, liquid, and gas."

"And if you ever used this thing to cool your drinks…" Weiss shuddered exaggeratedly. "But don't take our word for it." Yang reached an arm under the table. "To show how this stuffs react to human skin, here's our assistant…" Yang reached back up, a small puppet likeness of a nefarious criminal now on her hand. "Cinder Doll!"

"Everything will proceed according to the keikaku…" Yang smoothly intoned, moving the puppet along with her words, before suddenly placing it onto the dry ice, where it began to smoke up. "Oh God! Oh the pain! The endless pain of my skin cells freezing! It's even worse than I could ever imagine! OH SALEM HELP MEEEEEEeeeeeeee…" Sensing Weiss glaring at her, Yang took the puppet's remains off the ice and chucked it. "The point is, this stuff is nasty if not handled properly." She slipped on a pair of large gloves, as Weiss set up a large wooden block on the table. "Which is why you get yourself a couple of these bad boys…" She picked up the ice and replaced in on the block. "If you ever wanna do something like that."

"Now, aside from looking incredibly cool…"

"No pun intended."

"Dry ice has many practical uses."

"Pun intended."

"For example-" Weiss double-taked. "Wait, what?"

But Yang was already stealing her lines. "The most common way it can be used is storage, be it of food, beverages, bacteria, even oil spills!"

Weiss pulled a bowl of water and smaller block of the stuff (with metal tongs) from off-screen. "Not only that, but when submerged in water…" She placed in the dry ice, and the bowl began to produce massive amounts of fog. "It makes for unparalleled practical effects."

No sooner had she finished this sentence was a crash heard, and there was a Beowolf in the room. "WHAT THE-"

Yang nonchalantly reequipped her gloves. "Of course, the most effective use of dry ice still is, and always has been…" With great force, she threw the large dry ice block at the Grimm, forcing it to retreat in pain. "Grimm deterrent."

"Yang, there's more of them!" Several growls could be heard off-screen, as Weiss retreated.

Yang whipped off her gloves, as well as her oversized labcoat, revealing her battle gear. "Well, that's all for this installment." She shifted Ember Celica into attack mode. "Tune in next time, when we will explore the many uses of Grimm blood!" She leapt offscreen into the fray. "YOU WANT SOME?! COME GET IT!"

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