"He did what to your shirt?" Naruto asked while smushing his face up to his web cam.

"He sprayed chocolate over the entire thing," Sakura grabbed the shirt from her laundry bin and held it up to the computer screen. "I've washed it three times now. Most of the stains faded but I can't seem to get it clean."

Naruto threw his hands up in the air and got out of his chair to start pacing around his room, "I'm going to kill him!"

Sakura found his concern adorable but ultimately unnecessary. The shirt itself had been so big on her that it was primarily used for Pjs and lounge wear. Still, she was sad that she failed to save the garment.

"Naruto," Sasuke groaned from the other video window, "Would you shut up? I'm wearing headphones."

"Screw that," Naruto sat back down at his desk. "Sakura you need to get him back for this."

"I'd love to but I doubt he has any shirts," Sakura rolled her eyes.

Naruto shook his head, "No, no. You don't have to do exactly what he did. There are other ways," He sat back in his chair and put a hand to his chin.

"Other than that, how is everything?" Sasuke asked.

"Not bad. Everyone's been really nice so far. Oh, did I tell you all I saw Ino the other day?"

Sasuke shook his head, "No. I forgot she went here."

"Yeah, her and Hinata both do," Naruto said.

"And apparently Sai, too," Sakura said more so to herself.

"Sai?" Sasuke asked. "Who?"

Sakura gave Sasuke a confused look, "Sai? The guy that transferred to our school around the end of 11th grade?"

"The really pale one?" Sasuke asked.

Sakura nodded, "Yeah, him. Ino said she's dating him."

Naruto laughed, "That's kind of weird, but whatever I guess."

"Yeah, she says he's good to her so whatever I suppose," Sakura shrugged.

Naruto suddenly yelled out, "I have an amazing idea!" He stood up and ran to his kitchen and was gone for no more than a minute. When he came back he was holding a large bottle of maple syrup.

"What's that for?" Sakura asked.

Naruto grinned, "You're going to get Hidan back. When's his next class?"

"Um," Sakura paused to think. "I have no idea. Let me go ask someone."

"Wait! Make sure they know not to tell Hidan you asked," Naruto called after.

"Got it!" Sakura called as she opened her door. "I'll be right back!" She looked at who was in the living room. Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi. She walked over to them, "Hey is Deidara here?"

"No," Sasori said without looking up.

"Kisame?"

"Yeah."

"Thanks." Sakura walked over to Kisame and Itachi's door and knocked.

"Come in," Kisame called from inside.

Sakura walked in and closed the door behind her. "Kisame, I need to ask you a question."

He turned from his desk, "What would that be?"

"Do you know when Hidan's next class is?"

He raised an eyebrow, "Depends."

Sakura sighed and crossed her arms. "If I tell you then I'd have to kill you."

Kisame grinned, "Technically I'm already dead."

"Come on, please?" Sakura pouted.

"Nope, not until you tell me why you need to know."

She stomped her foot. "Ugh, fine. I'm in cahoots with Naruto to get Hidan back for ruining my shirt."

"Oh, cool. Yeah his next class is tomorrow at, like, nine in the morning."

Sakura smiled, "Thank you so much! Remember please don't tell him I asked."

"No problem," Kisame turned back to his homework and Sakura returned to her computer very pleased at how easy that was.

"Okay so tomorrow at nine in the morning," she told the boys.

"Perfect." Naruto got up and grabbed his car keys. "Sakura I'm coming by to get you. Teme, do you want to join us?"

Sasuke thought for a moment but shook his head, "No I need to finish some work."

"Okay, we'll tell you how it goes. Sakura get ready, I'll be there in five." Naruto ended his side of the call.

"You better be prepared for the war you're starting." Sasuke told Sakura.

"Pft," Sakura shrugged, "It's a harmless prank. It'll be fine."

Sakura didn't realize that this was Hidan she was messing with. Not only did Hidan hate losing but he could never turn down a challenge. But she'd find this out the hard way. That evening Naruto and Sakura visited four different stores before they finally found a balloon big enough for Naruto's plan. They had to visit another three to get the rest of the materials. Sakura had to put her foot down when he explained in detail what would be happening.

"There is no way in hell I'm letting you drop a balloon full of maple syrup and water on my roommate without having a tarp underneath the drop zone." She'd said very adamantly.

"But he'll totally know something's up when he sees the tarp!" Naruto had retaliated.

"He won't even see the tarp until it's too late," Sakura argued. "By the time he sees the tarp and wonders why it's there he'll already have a huge face full of sticky."

"That's hot," Naruto laughed.

Sakura whacked his arm lightly, "Seriously. Tarp or no prank."

"Ugh," Naruto let out a loud groan, "Fine! But if that's the case we're getting the biggest balloon we can find."

"Deal." Sakura nodded.

They'd decided to store everything at Naruto's place overnight so they wouldn't arouse any suspicion. That night Sakura could almost stand the noise coming from outside her door. She was so excited to get Hidan back.

The night of her shirt's death she'd thought he was being a huge ass by taking so long in the shower. She soon realized it was in fact an acceptable amount of time to wash chocolate sauce out of your hair. Sakura had taken just as long as Hidan to fully scrub and rinse the sticky liquid from her head. At one point she considered lopping off all her hair just so she wouldn't have to bother with the effort. Thankfully that's when she started seeing less and less brown going down the drain. Even so, Sakura could still swear her hair smells like chocolate.

Sakura woke up the next day when her alarm went off on her phone. She shut it off quickly to make sure no one else heard. It was 8:30 and Hidan should be leaving soon. Sakura quietly watched out her front window. When she saw Hidan walk outside she kept an eye on him until he was out of sight. She then called Naruto and told him the coast was clear. Five minutes later his car was driving up to the house. She let him in and they went straight for Hidan and Tobi's room.

"What are you two doing?" Itachi asked behind them.

They stopped just before entering the bedroom. Sakura turned around and gave Itachi her biggest, saddest puppy dog eyes. "Hidan completely ruined a very precious item of mine and we want to get him back. We promise we won't make a permanent mess!"

Naruto shook around the tarp he was holding, "That's what this is for."

Itachi looked down at their supplies, "Make sure you let Tobi know."

"Of course we will. Tobi doesn't deserve a face full of sticky." Sakura said and knocked on the door. When she explained to Tobi what they'd be doing he gladly offered his help. For the next hour the three of them set up the semi-elaborate prank. When Hidan walked through the main door it would cause the shelf underneath the balloon to drop out and allow a perfect strike. They tested with spare balloons and water to make sure everything was set. Once they got it perfect Tobi said Hidan should be home any minute now and they should get going.

"Yeah, I have a class that starts in..." Sakura looked up and cursed. "Shit! It starts in literally ten minutes!" She ran into her room and gathered her supplies. "I'm never going to get there in time!"

"Tobi can help!" Tobi said running into her room.

"How?" Sakura put her backpack on and ran over to Tobi.

He turned around and squatted down, "Get on!"

"Tobi that's perfect!" Sakura said and jumped up on Tobi's back. "Naruto, I'm sorry but I really need to be there on time. I'll see you later okay?"

Naruto smiled, "It's fine, Sakura. I'll text you later!"

"Onward!" Sakura pointed forward and Tobi was out of there like a bullet. Sakura wondered why she'd never thought of getting to class by Tobi before now. It would get her another half hour of sleep every morning that's for sure. She arrived a whole five minutes early and hugged Tobi as tight as she could. "Thank you so much!"

"Not a problem," Tobi smiled and hugged her back just as tight. "But you should probably not come home right after class."

"Yeah, you're right. Let me know how it goes though."

"Of course! I'll text you once it happens." Tobi smiled and started jogging back home. "See you later."

Sakura waved after him. She spent her whole class thinking about how Hidan would react. Halfway through the hour she got a text from Tobi.

"Hidan is maaaaaaad! It exploded EVERYWHERE Sakura! I waited in the room and got a video too. Hidan doesn't know that though. I'll show you later! He's showering right now but shouldn't be coming out anytime soon.

"You might want to stay out until all your classes are done. Also be careful when you come home. Hidan was already talking about getting you back.

"Have a good rest of your day! Huggss!"

"Oh sweet lord," Sakura muttered to herself. Tobi had gotten a video? She needed to see this ASAP. But he was right. She shouldn't come home just yet. If she waited until after all her classes were done then Hidan would have calmed down enough to not kill her. At least if he was planning on fucking her over at home she was safe walking to and from her classes today.

Right?

Once her class let out Sakura couldn't help feeling a bit paranoid that Hidan would come pelt her with balloons full of mustard in addition to whatever he had planned for her at home. She sighed and decided to go the library to kill time. She had an hour until her next class and she might as well work on the homework she just got. Right after she sat down she saw the chair being pulled out on her right.

"Oh god don't kill me, I won't be able to get an extension on this!" She waved her hands in front of her face and looked over to see Itachi staring down at her with a worried look.

"Sakura, I'm not going to kill you." He said quietly and sat down next to her. "I'm guessing your prank was a success?"

Sakura rubbed the back of her head embarrassed. "Yeah, sorry about that. I thought Hidan would try something here."

Itachi shook his head. "Be careful with all this. Hidan plays dirty."

"He started it all," Sakura mumbled. "But, come on. Tobi got a video of what happened. You can't say you're not interested in seeing Hidan flip the fuck out?"

Itachi smiled just a little bit. "When are you going back home?"

"Around three."

"Ah, I'll still be in class then."

"Psh," Sakura rolled her eyes. "I'll be fine. Unless he's rigged something above my bed to decapitate me."

"Well..." Itachi trailed off and smirked lightly when he saw Sakura's face go pale. "I'm joking. Hidan is violent but he knows when to hold back."

Sakura put a hand over her heart. "Jesus, man, you're gonna kill me."

"Later," he said, still smirking.

"What's this?" Sakura mock gasped, "Itachi Uchiha has a sense of humor?"

"Shocking, I know. But I assure you, you'll get used to it."

"Can't wait," she smiled. The two spent the next hour talking and Sakura kept asking him questions about her vampire anatomy class. She figured why open up a text book and search if she could just ask. Itachi was intelligent and was able to help her out with the easier questions on the worksheet. Soon she had to pack up and head off to her next class. She felt a lot less paranoid walking around school but couldn't help the growing panic about finally heading home.

Itachi said Hidan played dirty. What the hell would he have planned? What if he put caterpillars in her bed? Or glitter in her hair dryer? That may end up being a fire hazard. By the end of her last class she had concocted half a dozen scenarios and each was worse than the last. When she finally started walking up the steps she took a deep breath.

"Come on, Sakura," she said to herself. "You got yourself into this. Take it like a woman." She nodded to herself and flung open the front door. She walked in to see Hidan sitting on the couch. He looked up when he heard the door open. Seeing it was Sakura a wicked smile formed on his lips and Sakura could feel her soul leave her body. "Oh shit," she breathed out the courage she'd built up.

Now, Sakura was a prideful woman. Even if she was literally shitting her pants right now there was no way she'd let him know. Taking in another deep breath she squared her shoulders, kicked the door shut behind her, and walked further into the living space. Hidan stood up from his seat and sauntered over to her. The fact that she had absolutely no idea what he was thinking behind that smirk made her nervous.

Sakura was only half a foot shorter than Hidan but he was still an intimidating person. Especially when he gave her that look. It did funny things to her stomach that she didn't think were all attributed to fear. It didn't help matters that he had once again forgone a shirt. She noticed little beads of water on the tips of his hair and scattered over his chest. If he'd just gotten out of the shower then he really must be pissed. Sakura tried to swallow but was finding it rather difficult. On instinct her legs began to move her back towards the front door and away from the man grinning like a maniac in front of her. When he stepped forward she'd step back. She did her best to avoid looking him straight in the eye because the moment she did she'd lose all her composure and end up groveling and he would not get that satisfaction.

Her back finally hit the door. She had no where to go and Hidan continued advancing into her comfort zone. Soon his face took up the majority of her field of view and she was forced to look him straight in the eye. He placed one of his hands on the wall next to her head and Sakura knew she was trapped.

"You fucked up, you know that?" He asked her in a smug tone.

Sakura took a deep breath before speaking. "In my defense you did destroy one of my favorite shirts."

Hidan could see how agitated Sakura was even with the slightest hint of a blush on her face and smirked, "Well, now that you've retaliated I only have one thing to say."

"And what's that?"

"Game on, bitch. You're gonna regret getting into a war with me."

Sakura raised her eyebrows for a split second before returning Hidan's smirk. If it was war Hidan wanted, then he was going to get it. She stood up on her tip toes and looked him straight in the eye. She was so close their noses almost brushed.

"Bring it bitch."

~"A prank war? With Hidan?" "Yeah? What of it?" "It was nice knowing you Sakura. We'll give you a proper funeral"~

One day into their war Sakura realized why everyone was calling her a complete idiot. Because she was. Two days into this war and she's ready to surrender. Lucky for her Deidara was Hidan's last prank war victim and wanted some revenge. Sakura was oh so grateful for the help but felt like she was soon going to be losing. Every time she pulled a prank Hidan had to go and one up her.

After her encounter with Hidan two days ago she had gone to her room. Right as she walked in she felt a tarp underneath her feet and tried to jump back but it was too late. A huge balloon fell on her head covering her from head to toe in maple syrup and other various condiments as well.

"Is that fucking chocolate syrup too?!" She turned and yelled at Hidan. He just smirked and motioned for her to look up. When she did she saw a huge bag of something white falling forward. She covered her face expecting milk or flour but was greeted with tickling sensations all over her. The bag was full of feathers. "HIDAN!" She yelled. Once she'd looked up at him she saw a flash go off.

"Perfect," he said looking at his phone. "That's definitely my new wallpaper."

"Agh!" She screamed and slammed the door shut. She stood there in a rage and realized she'd have to clean all of this up, but when she looked down saw that only a few stray feathers had made it off of the tarp. She sighed and yelled at the door, "Thanks for the tarp fuckface."

The next day she'd cast a spell his door so when he'd open it an air horn sound would blare. But true to his nature Hidan one uped her by rigging not only her bedroom but also the bathroom to blare air horn noises.

Sakura would hit her snooze button. Air horn.

She'd open the bathroom door. Air horn.

Open the medicine cabinet. Air horn.

Open the shower curtain. Air horn.

Sit down to take a shit. Air horn.

Open her dresser. Air horn.

Open her laptop. Air horn.

Open her closet. Air horn.

She'd go to the damn kitchen and find that anything she'd directly use was rigged. Deidara had helped her remove most of the horns but there were still some they hadn't found – or Hidan kept replacing – and they kept going off whenever she did specific activities.

She knew she had to step up her game. She was a witch for fuck's sake and a damn good one. That night after Deidara had helped her get rid of, hopefully, all the air horns, she schemed. This all started because he said her food smelled like ass. There had to be a way to get him back for that. She went over to her bookshelf and pulled out her spell book and was greeted with yet another air horn. She sighed and opened it up to the charms section.

Charms for plants. Charms for chores. Charms for clothing. Charms for personal appearance. Ah ha! Charms for food. She scanned through them for only a minute before she found the perfect one. She could make specific items – most often food – taste like anything. This was usually used to spice up dinner but Sakura had much better plans. The next day when Hidan left for his class she went to the fridge and took out some of his specific bags of blood and put them on the counter. Drinking out of the enchanted bags would alter the user's taste buds for 24 hours and everything they ate would literally taste like ass. All except things either cooked by Sakura or given a counter enchantment. Sakura started to cackle as she began to charm the bags.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh shit!" Sakura jumped back and looked up to see Sasori staring at her like she'd grown a third eye. She put a hand on her chest. "Sasori, bro, I nearly died. Y'all gotta stop trying to kill me."

"My bad," he looked down at the bags of blood on the counter. "Why are you laughing like a crazy old witch over the B bags?"

"Because Hidan's preferred flavor is B?" Sakura offered up. "And I was not laughing like a crazy old witch."

"Yeah you were," Sasori smirked and leaned against the counter. "Just how they do in those stupid plays. But seriously what are you doing to Hidan's blood?"

"Enchanting it," she said and walked forward to continue.

"To do what?"

She looked up at him smirking oh so smugly, "He shouldn't say my food smells like ass."

Sasori couldn't help but let out a quick chuckle. "Be careful. He might actually put shit in your butter."

Sakura looked up at Sasori with wide eyes. "Wait really?"

Sasori shrugged, "Maybe."

She looked back at the blood bags and nodded, "Worth it."

"Don't come crying to me when you find shit at the bottom of your cereal," he walked around the counter to the fridge. "Just don't fuck with the AB, okay? Or you're going to have a lot of angry vampires after you."

"Not if you all like my cooking."

Sasori grabbed an AB bag and popped it open. "What do you mean?"

"Well, everything will taste like ass to him except my food or whatever blood he asks me nicely to counter charm."

Sasori paused in his sip and lowered the bag. "You're quite clever."

Sakura smiled, "Thank you." She spent another few minutes reciting the spell and then put the bags back into the fridge. "He's the only one that drinks B, right?"

Sasori nodded, "Yeah I believe so."

"Good. I don't want to fuck over anyone else." Sakura was glad that it was about time to head out. She did not want to be here when Hidan finally got home. She knew he'd be irate to say the least.

Lo and behold when Sakura got home from her classes for that day she was immediately tackled by a profoundly pissed off Hidan. She hadn't expected him to be this pissed off and had to try to not laugh.

"What. Did. You. Do." He ground out pinning her arms to her side and holding her legs down by straddling her thighs.

Sakura tried to squirm but found it was no use. She sighed and looked up at him. "I charmed your blood."

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Hidan said pushing his face right up to hers. "All I can taste is shit."

Sakura bit the inside of her cheek to keep from giggling. "First off, I find it funny that you were able to identify the precise flavor. Second," she pushed her own face forward far enough to press her forehead to his, "Don't say my cooking smells like ass."

"How long?" He said in a strained voice. "How long am I going to taste ass?"

Sakura shrugged and laid her head back down on the ground. "Who knows? An hour? A day? A year? Whenever I feel like releasing you from your own personal hell? Could be whenever." She should have told him the truth but damn if she wasn't enjoying this.

"I fucking swear you will be the next sacrifice," Hidan said.

"Well if you're going to be a dick then maybe I won't help you out." She turned her head to the side and sighed.

"What's that supposed to fucking mean?" Hidan asked and raised his head.

She looked back up at him and was pleased to see he'd backed off a bit. "Well, all that's going on is that I confused your taste buds with a charm. If you want to eat without tasting shit then all you need is a counter charm. Which I could easily whip up in either my cooking or I could counter charm a blood bag of your choosing if you ask nicely."

Hidan sat up while still pinning her legs and arms. He shook his head and laughed, "You're a sneaky bitch."

Sakura sat up and smiled. "I know. Now say my food isn't ass and maybe I'll give you some blood."

At this Hidan's mouth twisted into a devilish smirk. He lowered his head so his lips hovered next to her ear and whispered, "Now, Sakura, you should know not to tempt me."

Sakura couldn't help the shiver that ran down her spine when she felt his lips brush her ear and his breath fan her neck. She rolled her eyes. "Hidan, you know that's not what I meant."

"You didn't specify where the blood was coming from," he leaned closer and she could feel something sharp graze over the area her carotid artery was now quickly pulsing.

"You know I meant the stupid bags in the stupid fridge," she squirmed underneath him but Hidan was persistent. She knew he was trying to get back at her by fucking with her head.

"Yeah but this is way more fun." He knew he had to try harder if he was going to crack her, though he surely didn't mind continuing his teasing. No matter who he was picking on it was always interesting to see how long it took before they lost it. He knew she was getting close to that point and got a devious idea.

Sakura jumped and almost screamed when she felt his tongue replace the fangs that had previously been poking at her. "Hidan! What the hell?!"

He laughed and lifted his head to whisper in her ear again, "I'm going to enjoy tasting you."

At that Sakura was most certainly done. She felt the heat nearly explode in her face. Adrenaline ran through her veins and she ripped her hands from his grip. She pushed against his chest and kicked her legs so she slid backwards and out from under him. "You – I don't even – what the fuck Hidan?"

"You liked it."

"Tch," Sakura stood up and walked over to the fridge. "That's it, I'm re-enchanting these."

"What do you mean?" Hidan followed her into the kitchen.

"After that little stunt, yeah, no, you're screwed. At first I only had a few of these rigged so you'd experience this for a day but fuck it. You're gonna get to play Russian Roulette with your food. One of your B bags are going to be rigged so that if you drink from it you will taste ass all day every day until you get on your knees and beg me to fix it."

"What the fuck?" Hidan grabbed Sakura by her waist and threw her over his shoulders. "Nope, no way in fucking hell am I letting you do that."

"Where are you taking me?" Sakura said kicking her legs against his chest. "I swear to god if you don't put me down I will fart in your face."

Hidan took her to her bedroom where he plopped her down on her bed. "If you change one of those bitches like you said then I swear to god I will find the wettest, nastiest werewolf shit and hide it not only somewhere in your room but somewhere in one of your stupid spices or something."

Sakura crossed her arms and pouted. "Fine, but you still have to ask me nicely to get a decent meal for the next twenty four hours."

Hidan groaned and put his hands on his face. He pulled them down slowly and sighed, "Fine. Your food didn't smell like ass. I was fucking with you. Happy?"

"There's not going to be any phrasing of the words, 'I'm sorry,' in that apology, is there?" Sakura asked.

"Fuck no," Hidan crossed his arms.

"Fine," Sakura stood on her bed and bent down. "Open your mouth." Hidan opened up and she put a counter charm on his tongue to cancel out the previous one. "There. Happy?"

"Very." With that he walked out of the room. Sakura sat down on her bed and groaned. She rubbed her fists into her eyes trying to clear her mind of any ways Hidan would be able to taste her.

It wasn't working.

Later that night Sakura was in her room laying on her bed with Deidara sitting next to her. They were trying to figure what to do to prank Hidan next but got sidetracked and Sakura was telling Deidara about how Hidan reacted to the last prank.

"Yeah, he does that," Deidara said when she told him about how he'd gotten all up in her space. "Most of the time the people he does it to crack like you did."

Sakura laughed, "Most of the time? What about some of the time?"

Deidara smirked, "I think you can guess."

Sakura rolled her eyes, "Whatever works I guess."

"Sounds like it almost worked on you," Deidara continued smirking. Sakura hit him in the head with a pillow. "Ow."

"Yeah, I was oh so close to banging him in front of the door. Totally," Sakura said.

"Sounds like fun."

"Can we get back on topic? And can you please give me back my pillow?" She reached forward to try and snag the pillow back but Deidara held it just out of her reach. "Deeiiidaarrrraaaaa." She whined.

"Come get it," Deidara moved to the foot of her bed and held it over the edge.

"Don't drop him!" She scrambled forward but when she lunged for the pillow Deidara pulled it back and pushed himself up towards the head of the bed. He put the pillow on the mattress and sat on top of it.

"Do not fart or I will kill you!" Sakura called out. Since he was up against her headboard she couldn't get behind him and thus began pulling on his hands. "I swear to god you are all too strong for your own goods!"

"Come on Sakura I'm not even breaking a sweat here," Deidara mocked.

Ultimately she gave up and scooted up so she was sitting next to him. "Move your big butt." She laid down next to him and stared at the ceiling. "Now how can we really fuck with Hidan? I was hoping to make him suffer for about a day with the shit thing but that didn't work out..."

"You need something he can't seduce you into fixing."

Sakura went to whack his arm but he caught her wrist. "He didn't seduce me. He threatened to put poop in my room and food."

"Either way it needs to be something he can't fix in any way but letting it fade." The two sat in silence thinking of what the hell they could do to really get under Hidan's skin.

After a minute Sakura felt something tickling her wrist and looked down to see Deidara still had it in his grasp. He was rubbing small circles on her inner wrist with this thumb while he thought. Sakura shrugged inwardly. "What does Hidan love more than anything?"

"His necklace?"

Sakura shook his head, "Nah, that's an obsessive kind of love. That's definitely off limits."

Deidara let out a laugh through his nose, "His hair."

"Really?" Sakura looked up at him.

He nodded, "Yeah, totally. We could fuck with that."

"Oh I know!" Sakura sat up. "Earlier when I was looking for the poop charm I saw something about hair color. What if we dyed it an insane color? Temporarily of course."

"Like pink?" Deidara asked.

"No," Sakura stuck her tongue out at him. "Like… Green?"

Deidara nodded, "Yeah, but how would we do it?"

"That's easy." Sakura pulled her hand from Deidara's grasp and took out her spell book. "I can just enchant his shampoo to turn his hair green. I mean sure we could use hair dye but that might make the rest of him green too if he's in the shower without any kind of skin protection."

Deidara chuckled to himself, "Green dick."

"Hidan is not the hulk," Sakura said flipping through her book. "Ah! There we go. This one will allow you to turn your hair the color of your choice for whatever length of time you'd like, up to six months."

"I doubt we'll need that long. What about four days? Just until the weekend."

Sakura nodded. "Yeah that sounds good. Let me see here..." She read over the charm and put her book back. She got up and went to the bathroom. "I'll be right back. This shouldn't take more than a second." When she opened the door she found Tobi desperately brushing his teeth. "Oh! Sorry Tobi! I didn't realize you were here."

Tobi turned to Sakura and looked near tears. "Make it stop Sakura. Tobi's brushed 4 times now and everything still tastes like butts."

Sakura choked on a laugh, "Oh my god! Tobi did you drink one of the B bags?" He nodded frantically. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry." She ran over to him. "Please, open your mouth. I'm so sorry that was a prank meant for Hidan. I didn't think anyone else drank B blood. Sasori said no one else did."

"Tobi sometimes gets in the mood for it," Tobi said and opened up his mouth for Sakura.

She cast the same charm she did earlier on Hidan and hugged Tobi, "I am so sorry. I didn't mean to make you suffer through that." She pulled back. "Forgive me?"

Tobi nodded happily, "Of course!"

"Okay," She turned to the shower and picked up Hidan's shampoo. "And, Tobi?"

"Yes?"

"Don't use this shampoo under any circumstances, okay?"

Tobi nodded, "Okay!" Sakura put the charm on the shampoo and when she was done Tobi was holding up his phone. "Did you want to see the video?"

"Oh, shit, right," Sakura slapped a hand to her forehead. "I totally forgot you recorded something! Yeah, come in here." She walked back into the bedroom. "Tobi's going to show us the video he got of Hidan when he got the syrup all over him."

"Sweet," Deidara scooted so that he was sitting with his legs hanging off the bed. Tobi sat between him and Sakura and hit play.

There were a few seconds of nothing. When the door handle turned they all held their breath. Hidan walked in and had about the same reaction Sakura did.

"What the fuck is this tarp doing here?" He asked Tobi. Not two seconds later did the balloon fall and cover him in a gloriously shiny coat. "What the FUCK?!" He shook his hands to get the syrup off of them. "Sakura I fucking swear to Jashin – shut the fuck up Tobi. Fuck!" Tobi was laughing and the background while Hidan pushed the syrup down his arms and onto the tarp. "What the literal fuck? It's everywhere oh my fucking Jashin." He tried to scoop it off of his chest and plop it on the tarp but was failing. "Oh she's dead. She's fucking dead." He groaned and walked to the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. Sakura could hear Tobi giggling like a dork and Hidan still yelling from the bathroom.

"He mad." Sakura said.

"That was amazing. Tobi, send this to me." Deidara said.

"Okay," Tobi said and sent both him and Sakura the video.

"We need to get a picture of him with the green hair." Sakura said. "I need as much shit on him as I can get." She laid down on her bed with her legs still hanging off. "I need to make sure he doesn't send that picture to anyone."

"What picture?" Deidara asked.

Sakura shot up and looked around innocently. "Picture? Did I say picture? No, I said… Um… Fic...ture…?"

Deidara grinned and stood up. "Sorry Sakura, I need to see this."

"No, wait," she tried to stop him but he was too fast for her. "I'm turning his hair green next."

Tobi patted Sakura's arm, "Don't worry. You look more scary than funny in the picture."

Sakura groaned. "As long as he doesn't send that to anyone outside of this house I'm good." She yawned and looked at the clock. It was getting late. "You guys are so lucky you don't have to sleep."

"Yeah," Tobi smiled and kicked his legs over the edge of the bed. "It's nice. Homework gets done really fast."

"Then go do some," Sakura whacked him with a pillow. "I need to sleep."

Tobi got up, giggling. "Okay! Good night Sakura!" He skipped out of her room and closed the door.

Sakura went over to both of her doors and locked them. If Hidan was still planning on putting poop in her room she could at least try to keep him from coming in.

Despite her efforts no locked doors would stop Hidan the next morning when he got out of the shower. The first thing he noticed when he looked at his reflection was that his normally silver hair was now a bright neon green.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Hidan yelled and went straight for Sakura's door.

How he managed to get in was anyone's guess. Sakura knew she locked both doors but was still awoken by a pissed and crazed Hidan hovering over her, dripping water.

"What the fuck?!" Sakura screamed and kicked Hidan clear off of her bed. This time she knew he'd just come out of the shower because he was so pissed he didn't even bother with pants and just decided to torment her in a towel. "Hidan why are you in my room?! And why are you naked?!"

"Because you turned my fucking hair green bitch! Green!" He pointed up at his head. "What the fuck?!"

Sakura couldn't help her laugh this time, "It'll be gone in a few days, don't worry."

"You fucking… You're going to get it, I hope you know that."

Sakura put up her hands waving them towards her in a 'come get some' gesture and said, "Again, bring it, bitch."

"Gladly." He grinned and left through her main doorway.

"Hidan, what the fuck?" Sakura heard Sasori's voice from the living room. "How many times have I told you to wear pants outside of your room?" Sakura heard Sasori say.

Hidan fipped him off. "I have a fucking towel on. Anyways it's not my fault."

"How the hell is it not your fault?"

Hidan pointed into Sakura's room, "Ask her." He walked into his room and shut the door.

Sasori appeared in her doorway and leaned against the frame. "Sakura? Why was Hidan leaving your room mostly naked?"

She rubbed her eyes and looked at the clock. "Ugh. He made me reverse the stupid poop tongue so I wanted to make him experience something that I couldn't just switch back for him So he wakes me up at 7am to yell at me because I turned his hair green. I even locked my doors!"

"Hidan can pick locks," Sasori said.

"Great." Sakura got up and stretched. "Whatever. I'm up now."

"In that case, good morning," Sasori said and then went back to what he was already doing.

Sakura started to get ready and decided to go for a run since she was already up. It was the perfect time of day for it. She spent the next hour running until her legs ached and then walked around enjoying the silence of the morning. When she got home it was almost 8. She knew she needed a shower badly and hoped right in, closing her eyes and enjoying the warmth on her tired muscles.

She let her mind wander but it kept coming back to, "Keep your guard up for the next few days. Who knows what Hidan has planned now." She sighed and tried to push it from her mind so she could just enjoy a few minutes of relaxation. She shampooed and conditioned her hair in peace but when she started rinsing the body soap off she looked down and screamed. The soap was leaving a rich green hint to her skin when it was rinsed off. She tried scrubbing her skin as hard as possible but the green remained on her skin.

"HIDAN!" She yelled and turned off the shower.

"Is something wrong?" She heard him call from in his room.

"You motherfucker!" She yelled and went to her room to dry off. She slammed her door and leaned her back against it. "He is so fucking dead."

Oh man this chapter took 5ever but, hey, it's long as hell, so what's gotta count for something? Right? Well anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this! I'm working on the next chapter now so hopefully it won't take as long. There were a lot of scenes I changed around in this one.

As always R&R my lovely readers! I love hearing your feedback :D I shall see you all next time.