Author's Note: I do apologize for taking a few days to release this chapter. Between working on other story ideas, being busy and not feeling well on Monday, and yesterday, having no motivation to update this story, it had yet to get an update. No matter, it will be coming shortly, so please, stick around! And nobody voted in the reviews as to which one-shot Rugrats villan should interview Reggie, so wait and see what I have in store for this upcoming chapter, as I said at the end of the last chapter that if nobody voted, I'd be coming up with a plan, and either you'd like it, or you wouldn't like it. However, if you don't enjoy this chapter, please do me a favor. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. I don't expect everybody to like everything I release, but I do ask that you respect me for who I am, and not judge me, or assume things about me or anybody else who posts to this site that are not true. I hope you'll take that piece of advice seriously, and with that, let's get on, with the next chapter! Oh and one more thing. A brief appearance from the characters from Albin and the Chipmunks occurs, so I will point out here and now that I do not own those characters, they're the property of their original creaters. Now, let's get on with the story, as I've stalled long enough.
Chapter 7, Reggie
A chubby boy of about five-years-old with dark brown messy hair on the top of his head, wearing a bright red plain short sleeve t-shirt, dark green shorts, and dark brown sandles sat in a brown wooden toddler sized chair in the middle of a small room with white walls and a white tile floor. Sitting around this little boy sat several other young toddlers in brown wooden chairs, making a circle. No sooner had all of these toddlers taken their seats, when Celrock walked into the room, approaching the circle and taking one large brown chair and sitting down. She was now wearing a light green buttondown shirt, dark blue jeans, and white sneakers, and she had her dark brown hair in a purple ponytail.
"Thank you for joining us on this fine day, in our new location for this interview." Said Celrock, as she pulled her iPhone out of her pocket, and opened the text messenging app on her phone.
"Why are we in this tiny room?" One of the toddlers in the circle asked.
"Well, let me explain." Said Celrock, as her story began.
Flashback to an hour before congregating into the new location
Celrock was overlooking the audience of toddlers, about to bring out the next OC to be introduced, when she heard several people walking and carrying heavy instruments. She turned to find a huge orchestra was setting up on the stage in back of her, and she heard three tiny voices making some conversation.
"Alvin, why do we need this orchestra? You know David is going to get mad." Said Simon.
"Because, we'll sound so much better with an orchestra in back of us." Alvin replied.
Overhearing this, Celrock approached the small chipmunks.
"Excuse me, but what is going on here? We're in the middle of a show with some of the newer characters, known as OC's, to Rugrats." Said Celrock.
"Didn't the stage managers of the building tell you? We reserved this stage from six o'clock onward." Theodore replied.
"Oh, I'm very sorry." Said Celrock apologetically, as she headed off of the stage down into the audience, to gather up all of the toddlers.
"Where are we going?" Rosie asked.
"Everybody, come with me, it looks like we'll have to relocate." Said Celrock, just as David walked out on stage to see Alvin, Simon and Theodor tuning up the orchestra.
"What is that big, huge expensive orchestra doing here? Boy, I'm glad they're not for…" David stopped when he saw Alvin with a baton in his hand.
"Alvin, Alvin, say something Alvin." David said impatiently.
"Everybody ready? Violins? Claranets?" Alvin asked the orchestra before David chimed in.
"You mean you hired all of these musicians?" David asked.
"You bet I did." Alvin replied.
"Do you know how much a fifty piece orchestra costs?" David asked at the top of his lungs, right as the orchestra was starting to play, and Celrock along with the toddlers left the theater.
"So where do we go now Celrock?" Hazel asked, once they were out in the hall.
"I'm not sure. You all wait here, I'm gonna go find a room that isn't occupied." Said Celrock, as she went up and down the halls of the building, until she heard some toddlers in a nearby room. She went inside to find Sandy reading them a book.
"May I help you?" Sandy asked.
"Yes, I am here for the OC program, but apparently, Alvin and the Chipmunks needed our stage before we were finished." Celrock replied.
"Well, I'd be happy to let you have this room. I've been reading stories to several toddlers who just arrived here on First Class Confederacy Airlines." Said Sandy.
"Oh my gosh! The kids interviewing our next OC! They're here! Perfect! I'll just text Reggie's mother and tell her to send him to this room when they get here." Said Celrock, as she got out her phone and sent Reggie's mother the text.
"Want me to wait here till Reggie arrives?" Sandy asked.
"Could you please give me five minutes to change clothes, and find a place for our audience? This room seems kind of small and crowded as it is." Said Celrock.
"Sure thing." Said Sandy with a smile, as Celrock went down the hall, where she ran into LilNate03, who was humming a tune and reading a magazine.
"Oh, thank goodness you're here. We need a place for Rosie, Courtney, Hazel, Hanna, Aaron, and Mary to observe, without being in the same room where the interview is taking place." Said Celrock.
"I'll take them up to the observatory where they can hear the interview on the close circuit security television." Said LilNate03.
"Really? Thank you! But how will they ask questions?" Celrock asked.
"The same way the original Rugrat characters, Zack, Jesse, and Peter will be participating in the upcoming interview. Sending text messages to your phone with their questions upon conclusion of the interview being broadcasted to them at Peter's castle on CPBS." Said LilNate03.
"CPBS?" Celrock asked out of confusion.
"The Confederacy's Public Broadcasting Station. It's a local channel only available to people in Richmond, Virginia, the capital of the Confederacy. Peter agreed to text you the questions that Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Zack, Jesse, Kimi, Dil, Susie, Angelica, and he himself, had for Reggie, and I'll have either myself or Rosie's sister Mary text you our questions for Reggie." LilNate03 explained.
"Oh, ok, that works for me." Said Celrock with a smile, as she left the toddlers with LilNate03 to head up to the observatory, and she went into a nearby woman's restroom to get changed into some more comfortable clothes.
Once Celrock was changed, she returned to the room to find that Reggie had arrived, so she took a seat, dismissing Sandy, who left the building at this point, and got ready to start the interview.
End of Flashback
"So, now that we're all are on the same page, are we ready to start?" Celrock asked.
"Yes." All of the toddlers in the circle and Reggie, who was sitting in the center replied in unison.
Luckily, there were cameras all around the room on the walls, catching every angle, so no matter where Celrock turned, the cameras would pick up the person who was moving, as they were motion sensitive.
"Good evening, and thank you for tuning into this special presentation, being broadcasted to the Confederacy, right here on CPBS. My name is Celrock and I am coming to you all Live from Boston, Massachusetts, with the final original character, or OC, we'll be meeting up with in this neck of the woods. Reggie, would you please stand up and introduce yourself please?" Celrock asked.
"Yes Celrock." Said Reggie in that sweet, fake, innocent tone he was known to use with adults.
Noticing some snot hanging out of his nose, he wiped it away with his hand and began.
"Hello everyone, my name is Reggie Greenfield, but you can all just call me Reggie. And you'd better call me Reggie, got it?" Snapped Reggie, before he paused for a second and continued.
"Ok, so as you can tell, I'm not what you'd call a very nice OC. That's right, I'm mean, in fact, I'd say I'm far meaner than that blond you guys have all grown to love so much on Rugrats named Angelica. You see people, I'm going into kindergarten, and I know a lot about the country where we live, and did you know that there are two sets of rugrats? Those out west, the ones you all know, and then there's me and my crew, like bubble gum head, butter ball." Reggie started to say before he was cut off by a text alert on Celrock's phone.
"Please, hold all texts until the end of the interview." Said Celrock, when she accidentally clicked on the text message.
"Well, since some stupid baby interrupted me, what did they have to say?" Reggie asked.
"Well, it was sent by Mary, and it says that Hazel asks that you don't call her butter ball and Rosie asks you to please not call her bubble gum head." Read aloud Celrock.
"Um, I'll call them whatever I want, thank you very much." Said Reggie, before he cleared his throat and continued his speech.
"Now, like I was saying, there's two sets of stupid babies. The ones out west, which consist of Pickled Shrimp Casarole and friends, and then there's those of us who live out here in the East, overruled by me, the meanest kid around." Explained Reggie.
"And why are you so mean?" Celrock asked.
"Well missy, in case you didn't know, people who live out in what they call New England are a lot colder, darker, and meaner, it's simply our nature. I swear, if Angelica moved out here to Boston, she'd turn into a nice icy popcickle, just the way I'd like her. Back when Pickled Shrimp Casarole was having those nightscares and stood up to me, some friend of his with black hair who tied my shoes together claimed Angelica was nicer than me, and that proves that people out where I live, are a lot more rotton than those who live out west. Now if only Angelica's family would move out here, I could fix that in a jiffy." Said Reggie, as footsteps were heard, and a little boy that looked to be around Reggie's age with blond hair, with a scar on one cheek, wearing red, white, and blue clothing, stood in the doorway.
"Angelica's family will never move here, because my aunt Charlotte is too busy with her dumb company out in California. It's my daddy who takes care of the company in your neck of the woods bumbo." Anthony snarled.
"And who are you?" Celrock asked.
"I'm Anthony, Angelica's cousin on her mommy's side of the family. I'm also an OC owned by SovietLolliepop." Anthony explained.
"Ok." Said Celrock hesitantly.
"And you'd better let me interview Reggie, or else." Anthony said, before Celrock cut him off.
"Or else what?" Celrock asked.
"Or else, I'll do this!" Anthony shouted, as he punched his fist into Celrock's ribs.
"Ow!" Celrock cried upon Anthony punching her in the ribs.
"Oh, sorry. So, can I interview Reggie?" Anthony asked.
"Sit in the empty seat on my left, and don't speak until it's your turn, got it young man?" Celrock asked sternly.
"Yes mam." Anthony replied, looking down at the floor, as he took his seat.
"Now, let's move on, as the night is waring away here. We brought in all of the one-shot toddler villans who made appearances on Rugrats, to interview Reggie. So, I'd like for everybody in the circle to go around, state your name, and explain how you met the Rugrats, the original Rugrats out in California." Celrock explained, before a chubby toddler boy with a tuss of blond hair on his head, wearing a dark blue t-shirt, red suspenders, and a diaper spoke up.
"Well, I'll start, since I was the first one to come along. I think I know who Reggie means when he talks about Pickled Shrimp Casarole. He means Tommy Pickles. Well, I, Big Justin, metted him that one day he came to daycare. He tried to brake out, and actually succeeded, after getting Builder to build a tower out of blocks, and attempting to use a key made out of Playdough to open the door. Of course, while he got out first, and then my mommy showed up, I never saw Tommy again, but for the last year and a half, I've been going back to that dumb daycare, and am I really excited to finally be ready to move on to preschool next month, just as soon as I'm potty trained." Explained Big Justin.
"Oh that's nothing. I'm Prudence, and I'm sure Belinda already toldid you guys reading this all about me and how Tommy spit bubble gum into my hair. I've lightened up since then, and you guys will soon be meeting my little sister, but that's for another day and another chapter. But yeah, I metted Tommy and Chuckie at that playground, where they claimed only good kids who play nice go there. I hate being nice, as I was doing just fine until they came along." Said Prudence, who looked similar to her appearance in that Rugrats episode, Showdown at Teeter-totter Gulch, only she was slightly taller, and she was missing a tooth on the top row of teeth. She smiled, showing off where she had recently lost a baby tooth, before the little boy next to her spoke up.
"Hi, I'm Josh, and let's just say that Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil metted me one day at the park. They didn't think Angelica played fair, so they found me to play with, only you see, I was never a real fan of younger babies. I prefer being rotton to kids, to get back at the fact that my mommy and daddy couldn't have anymore kids after me, so I made them all share a lolliepop, taking all of their cookies, had them push me on the swings, not giving them a turn, made them play Sand Adventure, where they dug a whole around my jungle gym, and I nearly destroyed them, when playing Pillows, as I had this plan see. A plan to get rid of them, once and for all, by jumping off of my swing on top of those babies, only that dumb blond Angelica spoiled my plan, and told me to never mess with those babies ever again. Anthony, if you get Angelica to move to Boston with your daddy, I'll be very proud of you, as then, I can overrule those babies with an iron fist, and nobody can stop me! Ha ha ha!" Scoffed Josh, who didn't look any different from his Rugrat appearance. He still had brown messy hair under neath a red baseball cap, and he was wearing a purple and yellow striped shirt and blue overall pants.
"Oh I don't know about that. I don't know why they asked me here today, since I've met those babies more than once, but guess I've met them few enough times that I still qualified. My name's Timmy Mcnulty, and the first time I met Angelica and those other babies, me and my younger brothers were training for the Lympics. Then later, all because my grandpa was taking us to the park so he could play with Tommy's grandpa, well, that was the day when I passed down the family ball to my little brother Teddy, only for Tommy to come along and break it." Timmy Mcnulty started to say, before Celrock cut him off, correcting him.
"Uh, Timmy, Tommy didn't break the ball. It was Gabriel who broke it, remember?" Celrock asked.
"Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgotted. Well anyway, they later came to my birthday party, where I claimed that girls had coodies, only in the end, for all of us to get the coodies after we ended up outside in the rain, and the last time I met up with those babies, along with some new ones, as I met Chuckie's sister Kimi and Tommy's brother Dil, was when those dumb babies ran into me and my family at the laundry mat, and we all went into the back for a tumble." Explained Timmy Mcnulty, who looked no different than he did on Rugrats, except with being another year older, he was a couple of inches taller.
"Uh, Chuckie? Don't you mean, Chunky?" Megan asked, who was sitting immediately next to Timmy, her brown straight hair with a yellow headband, wearing an orange sun dress and blue flip flops.
"Uh, it's Chuckie." Said Celrock, correcting her.
"Oh, sorry. Well, I liked Chunky, I mean, Chuckie, I liked him so much, that I poked him with branches and pushed him down, making him Mister Mud Bucket when we played soldiers. Of course, being around that red headed freak got boring after a day, so I moved on, never to play with that four eyed freak ever again." Said Megan.
"Yeah, because he came after my sister! And then his dopy friends made me get rid of my binky by tossing it away on the playground. Lucky Chuckie saved my sister Emma from the ants, or I'd still overrule her with my iron fist, keeping her from playing with anybody else." Said Big Binky, who was sitting on the opposite side of Megan, as he still wore the same shirt and shoes he wore in the episode, but he now wore a pair of red suspender shorts instead of a diaper, and his pacifier was gone.
"Ok, I believe that's everybody, now…" Celrock started to say, before Anthony cut her off.
"Wait a minute, you forgot me." Anthony snapped.
"But you weren't on an episode of Rugrats, only on Fan Fiction." Said Celrock.
"Well, I'm in this room interviewing, so I'm going to explain where I metted those babies whether you want me to or not. Now pay attention!" Snapped Anthony, as everybody in the room gulped, before he continued his story.
"I'll make it as snappy as I can. Now, I met Angelica when I was a baby, that's how I got this scar on my face, all thanks to her mommy's curling iron falling on my face, still hot I might add. Later, I met the rest of those babies on a cruise ship, where I managed to chop off all of Angelica's hair and we threw balloons filled with paint at her, getting her back for every horrible thing she ever did. Then, if that wasn't enough, the ship toppled upside down, and, well, that's all I remember about that trip." Said Anthony.
"And it's a good thing too, because we don't have much time left. So, all of you need to get on with your questions for Reggie, and you each get to ask him one question." Said Celrock.
"Works for me." Said Reggie with a smile.
"Anthony, you go first, then Big Justin, then Prudence, then Josh, then Timmy, then Megan, and finally, Big Binky will go last, before we open up the texting lines for questions from the Rugrats of the East and West coast." Said Celrock.
"Ok Reggie, how do you know your dumb babies out here in Boston?" Anthony asked.
"Well, I've known them since they were practically born. In fact, I've known Rosie's older sister since she was a baby, and it's all because my mommy Rhonda works with her mommy Shannon. You see, Shannon is an interior decorater, which means she makes the insides of homes all pretty and nice, while my mommy Rhonda, is a party planner, just like my uncle Ralph out in California, where Pickled Shrimp and his dumb friends live. I think Ralph even hosted one of Chunky's daddy's Easter parties, where puppies were born. He can't stop talking about it whenever I go to visit him, how he, the brunch consultant actually got to attend the party as a guest. Yes, Ralph is my mommy's twin brother, and they agreed I guess when they were little to go into party planning as a career. Anyway, I just find half of the adult parties boring, and the kids birthday parties stupid, cuz I never get any presents, only the birthday girl or boy does. Well, Shannon and her husband Terry, had another little girl, Mary's little sister Rosie. As a result of this new baby coming into the picture, when I'm stuck being watched by their parents, I'm constantly ignored, so I decided to be a big meany, in hopes to gain their attention, since my mommy is always too busy with parties to care about me. Anyway, somewhere along the lines, I guess Rosie, who's hair gotted painted all because I gave Mary the idea to wash it with the wall paper paint, yes, I dared her to do it, a story I might tell another day if I choose to, only I was picked up by my mommy while this was done, never getting caught for giving Mary the idea, so everybody thinks Mary just, did it by accident, when in reality, it was something I got her to do as revenge for Rosie and Mary fighting, ripping up my stuffed alligator with the missing eye that my daddy brought back for me from Panama, but anyway, somewhere along the lines, Rosie started making friends, and it was at her family's Halloween party before her second birthday when I recall meeting her friends, Hazel, Hanna, and Natalie. Then, Courtney moved into the neighborhood at Christmas, and I metted her at the Halls' Christmas party, and sometime back lastest spring, I met Skyler and Aaron, when they moved into the neighborhood." Explained Reggie.
"Ok Reggie, so you say your daddy brought you back your stuffed alligator from Panama. Does he live there? Or was he just, there for vacation? And what does he do?" Big Justin asked.
"Well Justin…" Said Reggie.
"That's Big Justin to you mister." Big Justin snapped.
Reggie gulped.
"Ok, uh, Big Justin. My daddy's name is David. He and my mommy had me when they were engaged to be married. They gotted married after I was borndid, and my daddy use to fly airplanes. That's why he was in Panama, because he was always off, flying people all over the world. Till the day he started drinking this nasty stuff called Alcohol. It's this nasty smelling liquid that comes in bottles with long necks, and whenever he drinks it, he gets really loud, and if those dumb babies think I'm mean, just meet my daddy after he drinks that stuff. He acts just like me, only much worser! He's even beat the stuffing out of me if I misbehave, only teaching me how to give those babies a spanking, should I ever need to use it on them. Of course, I guess my mommy didn't like my daddy's attitude, as over the summer, they separated, getting something called a divorce, and now, I tend to live part of the time here in Boston with my mommy, and she tells me that for part of the year, when my daddy is on his vacation from being an airplane pilot, provided he hasn't been fired, as a result of being caught drinking on the job, or maybe that's why they gotted a divorce. Anyway, my daddy lives in a ski lodge out in Colorado, getting drunk and just, waiting for me to come back so he can beat me up, as he claims it's my fault for mommy not loving him anymore, when the man should clearly know that it's his falt. But leave it to an expert like myself to understand what he's doing. When you don't wanna get caught for your own wrong doing, you set somebody else up, hince, setting me up. It makes me so angry, that it only makes me meaner as a result, and one day, I'll get my daddy for this." Said Reggie.
"Ok, do you gots any brothers and sisters? Or did your mommy and daddy split up before you could get any?" Prudence asked.
"Nope, I don't gots any, though my mommy came close to giving me a little sister. Good thing she didn't, as when she was thinking about having a baby, and thought she might have one, I had this terrible nightscare where I had a giant baby sister, who was bigger and meaner than me. They made me sleep in the garage, and my new baby sister ated me, causing me to awaken from the dream. Luckily the nextest day, mommy founded out she wasn't having a baby after all, and I was the happiest boy alive! At least when I'm good and my daddy isn't drinking, they'll shower me with presents, but bring in another baby, and just as I'm forgotten at Shannon and Terry's apartment, I'd be forgotten about at home too, even though mommy and daddy claim that because I'm their firstest baby, they'd never forget about me, I know deep down, they're lying. Doesn't everybody know the younger ones always get all of the attention, leaving us out in the cold, wet rain, eventually, turning us into dogs? Puh, well, it's not happening to me, no way, no how." Said Reggie.
"How old are you anyway?" Josh asked.
"I'm five, and I'll be starting kindergarten soon. That's right, they never putted me into preschool, so I'll be going off to school for the firstest time. Finally! An escape for the whole day from Mary, her little sister, and all of those other stupid babies." Said Reggie with a grin.
"What's your favoritest thing to do on the playground, other than picking on babies?" Timmy Mcnulty asked.
"Hmmm, well, I like it all, but if I could only pick one thing to play on, I really like playing on the slide. I especially fancy the tunnel slides, as they're dark and have a nice echo when you scream in them, and the curvy slides that make a maze are really cool, as I have fun sliding down ahead of the other younger kids, then stopping myself, and trapping them in a corner." Said Reggie.
"Have you ever really liked anybody? You know, liked, liked them?" Megan asked.
"No, can't say that I have. Hopefully, I'll meet somebody special in kindergarten though. I've love some friends, and one special girl, to pay attention to me. Mary use to pay attention to me, until her little sister was born, then that ended in a flash, causing our friendship to vanish, leaving me to turn evil as a result of a lack of attention." Said Reggie with a sigh.
"You say you've metted the babies out West in California where I live, like my sister Emma's friend Chuckie. How did you meet these babies?" Big Binky asked.
"Well, let's see. I met Pickled Shrimp Casarole, uh, I mean, Tommy, at Rosie's birthday party earlier this year. That two-months-old purple haired freak, can't even hold down cake and ice cream! His throwing up all over Rosie's kitchen floor was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing! Rosie tells me he's two-years-old. I didn't believe her for quite a while, not even when I met a blond from out where Tommy lives named Zack at some spring barbecue her family was throwing, and I nearly demolished some plastic toy screwdriver he claimed belonged to Tommy, only for that Skyler wheelchair bound baby to save it. Well, not long after Zack came out to my domain cuz his aunt had some business trip, and didn't wish to leave him back home or something, mixing him in with my stupid babies, well, I went to visit my uncle Ralph out in California. Things were going great, until I was at the park one day, when Tommy and Zack, along with a crew of other babies, let's see, there was a one-year-old toddler with an inch of red hair on his head named Dil, that freckled four eyed kid Chuckie, some twins named Phil and Lil, a dark haired girl named Kimi, and a black haired boy named Jesse, along with Tommy and Zack, and I soon discovered that Bubble Gum Head, I mean, Rosie, was correct all along. Tommy was not only two-years-old, he was one tough two-year-old, and apparently, while my plan to give him nightscares worked, as a result of him moving in on my babies, destroying my ability to watch TV on the day my mommy was planning Rosie's birthday party during the Boston Marathon, all because Tommy Wommy didn't feel good and woosy little baby had to take his nappy, well, my plan to give him nightscares ended, when he and those other stupid babies out west, pulled my hair, tied my shoes together, forced medicine down my throat, claiming they'd give me a taste of my own medicine. Granted, I wasn't taking any medicine at the time, but babies know nothing, and eventually, causing me to nearly drown in the duck pond at their park, after tripping over my tied together shoelaces, thanks to Jesse. Anyway, later, I was rushed to the hopcickle, and I haven't seen those babies since. I'd love to meet this Angelica they were talking about though, and find out if she really is, nicer than me like they claimed, or if she's big and mean like Anthony over there claimed, but since Anthony chopped off all of her hair, hopefully, I'll meet the bald little girl the nextest time I head out to California to visit my uncle, and if her hair has grown back, well, maybe I'll have a bit of fun with her hair myself, once I check this little lady out. Yeah, I'll eventually find out what this Angelica person is made of, you'd better believe it!" Said Reggie with a huge evil grin on his face.
"Ok, well thank you to all of you who came in to interview Reggie today, you all asked some very good questions! Now, it's time to take a look at the texts, and see what kinds of questions have come in from the Rugrats, both, the ones upstairs in the observatory, and the ones out at Peter's castle in Richmond, Virginia." Said Celrock, as she pulled out her phone, noticing she had several text notifications on the phone, so opened up the messages.
"Ok Celrock, I'm ready whenever you're ready to read the text messages to me." Said Reggie, as the other toddlers got up from their seats, and walked single file out into the hallway, where some adults met up with the kids, and took them out of the building.
Once Reggie and Celrock were the only two left in the room, she read aloud the first question.
"Well, apparently, everyone up in the observatory claimed they had no questions for you, because they already know you, which makes a lot of sense, so I'll move on to Peter's text here, where the Rugrats out in California, I'm sure, have some questions." Said Celrock.
"Ok, what's the first question?" Reggie asked.
"The first question is from Angelica, and she asks, was there ever a time you got your dumb babies to wait on you, hand and foot?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Ah yes, there was. Back when I faked a broken leg to get attention, boy did I have Rosie's parents, Rosie, and her sister wrapped so tight around my little fingers, they were giving me everything I desired! Time to play on Mary's iPad, I ordered pizza, and the best part, getting Rosie's mommy to make me a Boston cream pie at two o'clock in the morning! It was beautiful!" Said Reggie.
"Ok, the next question is from Susie. She states here that she too will be starting kindergarten, and she's looking forward to learning how to write. Now she asks, what do you look forward to learning in kindergarten?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Ah, that's easy! I wanna learn how to read, so growed ups don't gots to read to me no more." Reggie replied.
"Ok, the next question is from Peter. He asks, had Tommy not thrown up all over the floor at Rosie's birthday party, do you think you would have made fun of him like you did?" Read aloud Celrock.
"I don't know, probably not, unless something else had occurred that gave me a reason to laugh at him. I mean really, he was hanging around Rosie, like those two babies really liked each other or something, and he just, seemed a bit too happy for my taste. I bet that kid thinks nothing bad can really happen to anybody. Well listen Tommy, or whatever your name is, the world we live in is a dark place, don't expect everything to go hunky dory all of the time, got it?" Snapped Reggie.
"Ok. Moving on. The next question is from Phil. He asks, do you like mud?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Not really. The only time I like mud, is when I'm throwing it at the babies to get them to leave me alone." Reggie replied.
"Ok, the next question is from Lil. She asks, do you prefer for your babies to get you cookies or candy, and out of the choice you picked, what's your favoritest?" Read aloud Celrock.
"I prefer candy, and my all time favorite candy is Milky Ways." Reggie replied.
"Ok, the next question is from Zack. He asks, do you play a musical instrument?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Nope, but I'd love to learn how to play the piano." Reggie replied.
"Cool! I play the piano." Said Celrock.
"Really? Neat!" Said Reggie.
"Yeah, it is." Said Celrock.
"So, what's the next question?" Reggie asked.
"The next question is from Kimi. She says, I know how you feel about your parents getting a divorce. I use to have my firstest mommy and daddy too, till something happened when I was really little, and me and my mommy, moved from Japan to Paris. Then she metted Chuckie and his daddy, and I've gots a daddy again. Do you wish for your mommy and daddy to get back together? Or would you prefer to just have your mommy and daddy separately, possibly ending up with step parents down the road?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Hmmm, well I don't wish to have step parents. In all of the books my mommy has read to me, step parents are meaner than my daddy when he's drunk that alcohol stuff. Even if my daddy is mean to me, when he's not drinking, he can be pretty nice, and he has taken me for rides in his airplane before, so, if I could, I'd rather have my mommy and daddy back together again." Said Reggie.
"Ok, the next question is from Jesse. He asks, do you have any pets?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Sure do, me and my mommy have a pet caneri named Mitsy. That's a type of bird, and Mitsy is a girl." Reggie replied.
"The next question is from Chuckie. And he asks, do you have a favoritest toy?" Read aloud Celrock.
"I did, my stuffed alligator, which got ruined over a year ago by Rosie and Mary, so now days, I keep on me my crayons and some paper, or a Captain Squash coloring book, as I love to color and draw pictures, and maybe someday when I'm all growed up, I'll draw my own comic books or make cartoons for the TV." Reggie replied.
"The next question is from Dil. And he asks, as far back as I can remember, I've always called Angelica, Yucky. Even though I'm now one-years-old, and know how to say her real name, I still call her Yucky, because I like doing it. Have any of the babies that you see to ever called you by a name other than your own?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Yep, when Rosie was born, until sometime after her firstest birthday, not long before Mary painted her hair, she always called me Meanie. It annoyed me to no end! And while I still don't care much for Rosie, at least now days, she calls me by my real name, as she's two-years-old, and as far as I can remember, she's been calling me by my real name at least since she was eighteen-months-old." Said Reggie.
"Ok, we have one more question, and this one is from Tommy. And he asks, if you could be nice to the babies for one day, would you do it?" Read aloud Celrock.
"Not a chance Pickled Shrimp Casarole. I know you consider little miss Rosie to be your precious sweetheart, but who says I've gotta listen to you? You're just a purple haired two-year-old freak of a baby, and maybe you got tough and beat me the lastest time I was out in your neck of the woods, but don't think you'll be so lucky next time. Just for asking the most ridiculous question on the planet, I'm gonna get you for this, so if I were you, I'd run and hide." Said Reggie, as he started chuckling evily, and ran out of the room down the hall, shouting at the top of his lungs, before Celrock could say anything.
Once Reggie's voice and footsteps could no longer be heard, Celrock turned her head in the direction of the cameras, before speaking up to say her goodbyes from Boston.
"Well everyone, this is the last OC we'll be interviewing from Boston. Please join me next time, when Gloria is interviewed, and she will be interviewed by Big Binky's little sister Emma, once I return to California, and we're once again, back with the original Rugrats, for what will most likely be at this time, the last and final chapter of this story. To the Confederate Public Broadcasting Station, this is Celrock, signing off. Goodnight everyone." Said Celrock, as she waved goodbye to the camera, and walked out of the room. As she walked down the hall, she overheard the orchestra still rehearsing in the theater, overhearing David and the chipmunks talking very loudly over the orchestra.
"What are we gonna pay this orchestra with chestnut nuggets?" David asked at the top of his lungs.
"I'm sorry David, I can't understand a word you're saying!" Shouted Alvin.
"You can't understand a word I'm saying, you can't understand a word I'm saying. Orchestra would you please go home?" David shouted impatiently at the top of his lungs.
And that was the last of what Celrock overheard of Alvin and the Chipmunks and their orchestra, as she reached the exit of the building, stepping out into the cool night air. And once she disappeared into the night, the picture faded to black.
And this, ends chapter 7. Gloria's interview will be coming up in the next chapter, so please, do stay tuned!
Author's Note: The brief appearances and tid bits of Alvin and the Chipmunks and that orchestra, were taken from a song called Alvin's Orchestra, which I was listening to earlier today, as I have it in my music library on the computer, inspiring that funny bit. If you've never heard the song before, it's quite funny. Anyway, you all take care, and, I'm not sure when I'll have chapter 8 of this story available, but hopefully, it will show up sometime soon.