Author's Note: I do apologize for it being a century since I last updated this story, but here we finally are, with the last and final chapter of this story at this time. Maybe down the road, if I should think of any other original characters or OC's, maybe I'll return with bonus chapters to introduce them, but for right now, this will be the final chapter of this story, so, I hope you enjoy!
Chapter 8, Gloria
The theater in Yucaipa, California came into view, as the Rugrats, Peter, Zack, and Jesse all sat down in seats, waiting for the last character to be introduced. All of the sudden, the curtin was drawn back on the stage, to reveal Celrock, wearing a turquoise blue buttondown short sleeve shirt, dark blue jeans, and pink sneakers, with her hair pulled back in a bright yellow ponytail.
"Good evening everybody, it feels good to be back in Yucaipa, California, to introduce the last and final original character to be interviewed at this time." Said Celrock, as she smiled out at the audience.
"And now, let me introduce to you all, Gloria, who will be interviewed by Emma, from the Rugrats episode, He Saw, She Saw!" Exclaimed Celrock, as two little girls walked out on stage.
On the right, and sitting down in the red toddler sized chair, came Emma. She still had golden brown hair, and was wearing a blue t-shirt and a pink jumper, just like she wore in that episode of Rugrats. Next to her on her left, and taking a seat in the blue toddler chair, was Gloria. She looked slightly younger than Emma, as Emma was now three-years-old, one year older than she was in the Rugrats episode, as all of the rugrats were one year older from their days on Rugrats, but this little girl who took a seat in the blue toddler chair was none other than Gloria. She looked to be around Dil's age, which would be age one at this point, and had light blond hair, with a turquoise bow in her hair. She was wearing a turquoise jumper to match her bow, a light blue short sleeve shirt beneath her jumper, and black shoes on her feet.
"Hi, I'm Gloria, that's right, the name's Gloria, and don't you forget it!" Snapped Gloria.
Emma looked nervously at the one-year-old toddler.
"Uh, um, hi, I'm, uh, well, I'm Emma." Said Emma shyly.
"Well what's your deal? How do you know these diaper snots down in the audience here?" Gloria asked in a rude tone of voice.
"Well, I, uh, I metted Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil at the park one day. Chuckie approached me on the see saw, and I asked if he wanted to go see saw with me, and at first, he declined. Then, we discovered that we both had lots in common, as like Chuckie, I'm ascared of a lot of stuff. Well, we had fun, until my big brother, everybody calls him Big Binky, cuz he still sucks on his pacifier, well, he came over and chased Chuckie away. This lefted me very sad, but then, Chuckie founded me by the bushes, and we got to play together while Chuckie's friends kept my brother away. Me and Chuckie founded a smaller playground, where Chuckie pushed me on the swings, until my brother founded us. Ascared, me and Chuckie hided in a whole, where some ants attacked us. Chuckie crouched down and I climbed on top of him to get out of the whole, escaping the ants. Upon seeing this, my brother was happy that Chuckie saved me, and we got to play together for the rest of the day." Explained Emma.
"Well that's nice. I know those stupid babies from some apple picking festival at the park. You see, they're not as nice as you might think. I went to play on the monkey bars, only to find two twins up there, and a baby about my age with an inch of strawberry red hair on his head. They were obviously, trying to help him climb the monkey bars, but don't the babies know that everything at the playground belongs to me? Well, apparently not. At the time, I had bossed my older sister Prudence into getting me a worm, but she insisted I only eat apples. So I got the twin babies, Phil and Lil, to give me some wormies, and in the process of doing so, they let go of the smaller baby, I believe his name is Dil, well, they caused him to fall off of the monkey bars, landing on his head. Don't believe me, just read chapter 5 of Celrock's story, The Terribelest Two's to learn what I'm talking about. Anyway, I guess those babies didn't like what I did, cuz some older girl with blond hair dumped sand on my head, and then, we all ran through the apple festival, where I ended up head to head with some olderer kid with black hair named Bobby in a mud puddle. We threw mud at each other, until our mommies stopped us, and my mommy took me home, where I got a bath, and I haven't run into these babies ever since." Explained Gloria.
"Pardon me for interrupting, but didn't a similar situation where you tricked Phil and Lil to drop Dil on his head happen in another story out here on Fan Fiction as well?" Celrock asked.
"Yeah, chapter 24 of Tommy Pickles: The Terrible Two's by DemonAloisTrancy. In that story, I gotted my arm broked, read it to learn more, as I don't wish to relive that painful experience." Replied Gloria.
"Ok, uh, so how old are you?" Emma asked.
"I'm one-years-old, and can't wait to turn two." Gloria replied.
"And why can't you wait to turn two?" Emma asked.
"Because I'll be biggerer, and that will make babies only respect me more. My big sister Prudence use to be the boss of everyone, until some baby with no hair blew bubble gum in her hair, causing her to become a vegetarian, and not be mean to babies no more. Once I hit my firstest birthday, my sister toldid me that if I was gonna make it in this world, I've gots to be tough, and not let anybody push me around. So I decided to be mean to everybody on the playground, including my sister, as when I'm not at the park, I've gots my older sister doing stuff for me." Gloria explained.
"So who are your mommy and daddy?" Emma asked.
"My mommy's name is Molly, and she takes me and my sister to the park, but when she doesn't have time for that, she is usually at home, at her compooper, working for some website called Amazon. Not sure what she does, but it must be really hard work cuz she's at her compooper a lot." Said Gloria.
"And your daddy?" Emma asked.
"My daddy's name is John, and we don't see him very often, cuz he's called a conducter, and he rides the rails, making trains go up and down the tracks. Right now, my daddy's busy conducting something called The Brendletown Express, where it goes by different landmarks, he tells me there's water spouts that make the shape of a heart, and some rock or something that's in the shape of an asparigus, but it goes to Brendletown, which I guess is some old country place or something. I've never been there so don't know about it, but daddy says the train ride is eighteen hours each way, and most peoples who ride it, are on it overnight." Explained Gloria.
"Do you gots any other brothers and sisters other than Prudence?" Emma asked.
"No, but my mommy just recently gotted pregnant with another baby, and I might be getting a baby brother. Just what I need, another baby." Gloria replied with a sigh.
"I think babies are cute! I wish I had another brother or sister who was younger than me, but I don't. Just gots one older brother, my big brother, Big Binky." Emma replied.
"Oh, I see." Gloria said.
"So, besides picking on babies, and playing at the park, what else do you like to do?" Emma asked.
"I like playing with my dollies and watching TV. My favoritest shows are Cynthia P.I. and Miss Stephanie's Happy House." Said Gloria.
"And my lastest question for you is, what do you hope to do when you're all growed up?" Emma asked.
"Hmmm, well, I'd like to be President of the world, but if that don't work out, I wanna do the work my mommy does, as being on a compooper all day, sounds like lots of fun!" Said Gloria excitedly.
"Well, thank you Emma for coming out here to interview Gloria." Said Celrock, as she came over to the red toddler chair, and escorted Emma off stage, to where Big Binky was waiting back stage to take his little sister out of the building.
Once Celrock got Emma reunited with her older brother, and heading out of the building to meet up with their parents, she came back on stage to join Gloria, and the audience of Rugrats, Peter, Jesse, and Zack.
"Ok everybody, each of you have time to ask Gloria one question." Said Celrock.
Peter decided to go first.
"Gloria, you say your daddy conducts the Brendletown Express. Me and my friends have been on that train before, and when we went on it, as we took this train trip to celebrate Tommy and Dil's maternal grandparents second honeymoon, there was a train robber on the loose. Was your daddy conducting the train when that was reported?" Peter asked.
"No, I don't think so, as it was only lastest week that he started conducting The Brendletown Express, and if he had to fool with you and a bunch of diaper snot babies, he'd probably remember that, as you all seem like trouble makers to me, that would leave the train in a huge mess, not staying with your mommies and daddies like you're spose to." Said Gloria with a grin.
"Hey, my WahWah went missing, I had to get him back." Shouted Chuckie from the audience.
"Oh, and I suppose four eyes gots a question for me?" Gloria asked teasingly.
"Hey!" Chuckie snapped.
"Gloria that wasn't very nice." Said Celrock.
"Oh, uh, sorry." Gloria muttered.
"Chuckie? Do you have a question for Gloria?" Celrock asked.
"Oh all right, I'll ask a question. Uh, Gloria, you say your sister gotted bubble gum in her hair by a bald baby at the playground, and as a result, quit eating junk food and became a vegetarian. She didn't use to be called, the Junk Food Kid, did she?" Chuckie asked.
"Yes, she did. And for your information, I'm the Bumble Bee, so look out." Said Gloria.
"Cuz, me and Tommy know your sister. And it was Tommy who blew that bubble gum in her hair cuz she wasn't being very nice." Said Chuckie.
"Oh, well, nice going Tommy, but fair warning. You'll never blow bubble gum into my hair, cuz I won't let you." Said Gloria.
"Oh, so there's a baby out there who knows how to be mean to other babies. Have you ever done anything to trick your parents too?" Angelica asked.
"Nope, cuz I'm too little to be understood by growed ups. But when I'm biggerer, I'm gonna be mean to growed ups just like I am to babies now." Said Gloria.
"Gloria, wouldn't you rather be nice to people?" Susie asked.
"Nice? Nice? No way! Nice is boring! I like being mean on the inside, and looking prettiful on the outside, tricking babies into thinking I'm a sweet little girl to play with, until they're in my way, making me have to get tough, getting those other babies out of my way." Snapped Gloria.
"Do you ever have pillow fights with your sister?" Jesse asked.
"Sure do, all of the time! Me and my sister Prudence share a room, and we love having pillow fights late at night. Of course, I usually win, and one time, even though I was the one to throw a coatrack at the window breaking it, everybody thought my sister did it, getting her putted into time out. So, I take my answer back on Angelica's question. I have tricked the growed ups, but so far, I've only done it once, as after that, my sister stopped having pillow fights with me." Said Gloria.
"Do you still eat wormies?" Lil asked.
"And still play in the mud?" Phil asked.
"Phillip, I believe she's spose to answer my question firstest before answering yours." Said Lil.
"No she isn't, Lillian." Argued Phil.
"Yes she is, Phillip." Argued Lil.
"Guys, guys, or should I call you, the monkey bar steeling twins. I can answer both of your questions in just one word. Yes, yes, I do still eat wormies and I do still play in the mud. There, satisfied?" Snapped Gloria.
"Yes." Muttered Phil and Lil with a sigh, very unappreciative of Gloria's attitude.
"Besides the monkey bars, what else do you like to play on at the park?" Kimi asked.
"I love everything! But next to playing on the monkey bars, I love playing on the slide." Gloria replied.
"What do you hope to learn about when you're big enough to go to school?" Zack asked.
"I wanna learn how to count my numbers correctly. I can count, but it never comes out in the order my sister does it in. She goes to kindergarten now, and she knows how to count really good. She tries to teachers me, but I guess, I'm just, too impatient to sit still long enough to learn. Hopefully, I'll be able to learn it when I'm olderer and can go to school." Said Gloria.
"I've gots a question. Why did you make Phil and Lil drop me on my head?" Dil asked.
"I think you know the answer to that question. Because I wanted my monkey bars back, and you guys were in my way. I also wanted wormies, and was going to do anything to get them." Snapped Gloria.
"Uh, Gloria, I don't gots a question, but I do gots a request." Said Tommy.
"What is that?" Gloria asked.
"You apologize for making Phil and Lil drop my little brother on his head." Demanded Tommy.
That one-year-old baby with the inch of strawberry red hair on his head that those twins dropped at the playground is your brother?" Gloria asked.
"Uh huh. And, I bet you didn't know this. I was the one to send bubble gum into your sister's face, after she hurted our new friend Belenda the day before." Said Tommy.
Gloria stood up from her chair on stage, as she put her hands on her hips, staring nervously at the purple haired two-year-old toddler down in the audience.
"Uh, my sister says you were bald. You're lying." Said Gloria.
"No, I'm not." Tommy replied.
"Ok then, you're one, right? Or at least that's what my sister toldid me." Said Gloria.
"I was when that happened, yes, but I'm two now, and I don't appreciate anybody being mean to my little brother. Now apologize." Demanded Tommy.
"Or what? Is the woosy two-year-old gonna spit bubble gum in my hair? Not a chance." Scoffed Gloria.
Tommy glaired at Gloria, an angry expression on his face. Gloria stared back at Tommy, more nervous than ever, as she took a few deep breaths before responding. Not wishing to get clobbered by Dil's older brother, having to witness what her older sister went through nearly a year and a half ago now, she took a deep breath and did the most difficult thing she's ever done in her short little life.
"Uh, um, I'm, so,sor,r,r,sorry for making Phil and Lil drop Dil on his head. I should have gone and founded somewhere else to play, and not hurted him. And after what I've learndid here today, I'm not gonna mess with you or your brother no more. I don't want bubble gum in my hair. My sister tells me her hair had to be cut off, and it was barely back to the length it was before you attacked her around the time I was born." Said Gloria.
Tommy's expression changed, as he let out a small smile.
"Do you really promise to leave me and Dilly alone?" Tommy asked.
"Yes, yes, I promise. Cuz if I don't, you'll ruin my hair." Said Gloria.
"Well, ok, we forgive you then." Said Tommy.
Dil nodded, agreeing with his brother.
Just then, prudence walked out on stage, where she walked up to her younger sister.
"It's time to go Gloria." Said Prudence.
"Ok, well, bye. It was nice to meet you guys, and, I know where I'm not wanted." Said Gloria, as she took her sister's hand, and the two of them, walked off stage.
At that moment, Celrock returned to the stage, to give the final word, before ending the show.
"Well everybody, we thank you all for coming out here to our special stage to meet all of these terrific characters. May they continue to have a successful future out here on Fan Fiction in future stories to come, and with that, I bid you all, farewell, and goodnight." Said Celrock, as she took a bow, and the curtins drew to a close, as the Rugrats, Peter, Jesse, and Zack, all clapped and cheered in the audience.
The End