I know it's been forever but I have been way to lazy to post just everything has either gone to shit or went pretty well but happy late new year anyways
"I know, I know, I know! I fucked up so bad and now I don't know how to fix it! Craig I know you hate me with every single bone in your body but please, help me!" I don't know what else to do, who else to ask so why not the one person who hates me the most great plan Stan just great. Craig was looking down at Tweek after my plead, I guess he's asking his coffee addict for a boyfriend for an answer. After a moment of uncomfortable silence I finally had enough. "Well? Are you gonna help me or not?" Even if I had enough of the silence I kind of feel bad for making Tweek jump from fright but it didn't seem like Craig minded actually, he looked like he enjoyed him being frightened so he could...comfort him? Huh I never pegged Craig as the soft but tough bastard the, more you know I guess. Craig said with a sigh "fine we will help you but you have to give us something in return," Yep there is a catch, there always is with him. "You need to say to everyone that you are gay and in love with Kyle." And before I knew it my face was hotter than the sun which caused me to choke on my own words "w-what?! Why?! I'm pretty sure everyone knows anyways because of Wendy so there is no point." But yet that still wouldn't be good enough for Craig. "Either you do it and get out help or you don't and then it is bye bye kyle forever. So up to you Stan you in or not." Naturally I flipped him off and he did the same right back. He had an annoyed expression like he was about to punch me square in the face for being such a retard, but then calming down after Tweek clings onto his arm. I hate this lovely dovey kinda stuff but man those two are cute together. After a while of contemplating I came up with a decision. "Alright, I'm in. So what's the plan?"
Craig gave me a sly smirk as a response while Tweek was failing to hold in his excitement and to scream- "AGH THE PRESSURE MAN! I CAN'T NOT AGAIN!" To late he blew his fuse. Craig ruffles Tweek's hair, "calm down Tweekers you will be alright." He's smiling like he is actually happy, man I never thought I would see the day. We decided to head to Tweek's parents coffee shop since he had a shift coming up and if he misses anymore then he will probably explode. On the way we discussed a plan to make Kyle listen to me and that everything will at least go back to normal, even if my heart will be broken it will be the best for both of us. "So it's settled Tweek you will hang out with Kyle and gain his trust, now Kyle will never believe that I would work with you Craig so it makes it easier to lure Kyle away since well he hates you Craig. But he does have a soft spot for Tweek. Craig you and Tweek will grab a hold of Kyle on my signal then i can make him listen and hear me out. Alright I think it's covered well enough." Being so happy with myself I almost broke the serious expression on my face into a huge smile. No time to fool around I need to talk to Kyle before its to late. Craig was confident a little to confident, like he has pictured doing this many times "Sure we can do that you ready Tweek?" But it wasn't only him while Tweek was taking off his apron he stated "I'm ready C-Craig, I can do this ngh!" He didn't even stutter as much as normal, this should really worry me but I'm to focused on getting to Kyle and making him hear me out. Or at least I hope he does.