A/N: I kept coming up with plot bunnies that would fit more along the lines of speculation than those of In Which Everyone is a Perv. Hence the extra One-Shots in here featuring lots of Cana and Mirajane and different pairings.

I've got three more ideas right now (Speculation on Natsu's knowledge of anything sexual, Cana attempting to give Wendy the talk, and the girls playing Never Have I Ever to find out what Cana hasn't done), but it may be a while before you see anything.

The first Oneshot was Jerza-focused, so here's so GaLe/GaJevy speculation goodness for you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.

Speculation Part II

Mira had suspected that Gajeel and Levy were together ever since the incident with the Alvarez Empire. She knew that they liked each other beforehand, hell they were inseparable, but that they were too shy to admit anything to the other. When the war was over she suspected they had indeed confessed at a time of stress.

It began with Gajeel's rather open ogling of Levy's butt at Fairy Tail's victory party. Previously, the Iron Dragon Slayer would have acted aloof, trying to ignore the view presented to him. Mira also knew that Levy could tell Gajeel was staring and had no reaction. At that point Mira knew something major had changed in their relationship. When she caught a drunk Gajeel "subtly" grabbing Levy's ass in plain sight and the girl didn't squeak in response, Mira wondered how far they had gone. When the couple left the party "discreetly" out the back door Mira confirmed in her mind exactly how far they had gone or were going to go that night.

Thankfully, Cana was too drunk to notice, or at least Mira assumed that when the mage didn't react to any of the signs between Levy and Gajeel. Or perhaps it was her being mopey about her father not allowing her to drink as much as she liked. Mira was too busy watching the couples to pay attention to her friend.

Natsu was still too naïve to notice Lucy, and Lucy still too much a blushing virgin to consider doing anything with him on her own. Erza, Mira's closest friend, had invited Jellal to the party, but he and Crime Sorciere had already left to find and defeat any remaining stragglers who didn't know the war was over.

Bacchus had been banned courtesy of Gildarts with the excuse that this was a "Fairy Tail only party," which had started out true until all the mages invited their friends from other guilds anyways. Gray was trying his hardest to ignore Juvia, but her advances and his drunken desire was making life hard on him. Only Juvia's own intoxication spared him at the moment.

Laxus was busy drinking with a bunch of male mages, including Elfman, right at the center of the party. After almost dying during the war, Mira had realized that life was short and she wanted to have children of her own to carry on her legacy. She knew Erza would end up with Jellal one day despite their current reluctance to admit it, so Mira knew she would have to date someone strong if she hoped to have children that could match up to her friend/rival's. Laxus was a definite candidate for that spot.

Finally Mira watched the last few revelers leave the guild hall and began to clean up. Cana, as usual, was the last one inside with her. Erza, to finish up policing the party for any brawls, had also stayed long.

"Did you see Levy leave tonight, Erza?" Mira asked with a tired smile to hide her true intentions.

"No," the armored mage admitted. "Is there something I should know?"

"Yeah," Cana replied roughly. For once she sounded tired after a long night of drinking, but a sly smile crept onto her face telling Erza roughly what happened. "She's doing Gajeel right now."

Erza, never one to be easily embarrassed around her guild mates, stayed silent for a minute. "Huh? Her and Gajeel?"

Mira giggled at her frenemy missing the obvious sexual tension between Levy and Gajeel. Erza was never one for gossip and was never entirely good at reading certain situations, but surely she had to notice that the bookworm and the dragon slayer were into each other. Everyone else had by that point. Well, except Jet and Droy, but they were in denial.

"Wonder if they're brave enough to do it at Fairy Hills," Cana laughed along with Mira. "I'm not even that ballsy, but Gajeel would totally do it."

Erza was ready to stomp out to go check if Cana was correct, but Cana's arm pulled her back to the bar. They saw the back door open to watch Juvia creep in.

"Juvia?" Mira asked, genuinely curious as to why the girl was back.

"Gray-sama wouldn't let Juvia leave with him," the love-struck girl sighed. "And Fairy Hills was fairly noisy, so Juvia came back to the guildhall."

Erza perked up more, "Noisy?" Mira and Cana could guess what she thought.

"Yes. Some of the girls from other guilds are staying there overnight, and they're still up drinking," Juvia explained. Erza seemed slightly annoyed, but sat back because the situation wasn't what she'd anticipated needing to deal with.

"Did Levy return, per chance?" Mira asked.

"Juvia did not see her," Juvia responded.

"So they're totally doing it," Cana said to confirm her theory. "Levy's a virgin, right?"

"Well, she hasn't had any previous relationships I know about," Mira pondered. "And she wouldn't have done anything while drunk. Though I don't think they would have done anything during the war. Gajeel's too focused on fighting for that."

"Weren't they dating when Fairy Tail was disbanded?" Juvia asked.

"Not that I know of," Erza replied, crossing her arms in front of her breastplate. "I saw both at work, and they didn't seem to see each other often."

"So maybe tonight's the night she gets her cherry popped," Cana said excitedly. "That's worthy of another round!"

Mira, using the excuse that she had already closed up shop, didn't give Cana another mug of beer.

"Juvia wishes she could say the same tonight," the water mage whined out.

Erza remained stoic. "So long as he doesn't hurt her." She didn't like to admit it, but she had was worried that Gajeel (well, any of the dragon slayers) didn't know their own strength. Whether it was due to their violent nature or sheer stupidity, Erza didn't know.

"Oh, I'm sure he wouldn't do that," Mira said. "After a day of drinking he lamented that he would never be able to have sex with her because it would lead to her ripping in half."

"You sure he wasn't just bragging about his dick?" Cana crudely spat out.

"Juvia doesn't think so. Gajeel is afraid he'll hurt Levy," Juvia explained.

"Has he talked to you about it?" Mira asked Juvia.

Juvia nodded back. "Gajeel has shared his concerns with Juvia several times when no one's around. Juvia thinks he's incredibly shy towards Levy, so he doesn't want too many people to know."

"Did he tell you anything else?" Erza inquired.

"Yeah, like did he tell you anything about his dick? Better yet, have you seen it?" Cana asked.

"Juvia has not."

Cana's face developed a pout, reflecting her disappointment in Juvia's answer.

"I have," Erza said, surprising the three mages surrounding her.

"Really?" Mira asked.

"When'd you do that? It's not like you're not a virgin yourself. And we all know that won't change any time soon since Jellal's too wimpy to do you," Cana spoke.

"I went to a mixed bath on a mission a while back with Natsu and Gajeel. Levy and Lucy didn't want to go in for whatever reason," Erza said.

Mira once again held back a giggle aimed at her friend, this time because her friend didn't understand why two girls wouldn't want to bathe with their crushes.

"So, tell me this," Cana slurred. "Is it pierced?"

"Is what pierced?" Erza asked naively.

"You know what: his dick," Cana scolded her.

"Well, he has piercings in many places, so I'd assume it's a possibility," Erza replied.

"But you saw it, you should know," Cana reminded her.

"It was in a hot spring, so I was too relaxed to pay attention."

"You even takes hot springs very seriously, don't you?" Mira said in the sweetest tone she could make. Cana knew her friend was trying not to seethe at the lack of information she could glean from Erza.

"If it is, I wonder what that'd feel like," Cana pondered. "Maybe I should ask Bacchus to get one. Or maybe I should get myself a piercing somewhere down there."

"Maybe Levy has one," Juvia suggested. Erza, Cana, and Mira all turned to stare at her.

"Levy didn't have any body piercings last I saw," Erza said.

Cana and Mira waited for more details.

"Before the war Juvia saw Levy going into a piercing salon in Crocus. Unfortunately Juvia didn't have time to talk to her," Juvia expanded.

"And we've seen no new piercings anywhere public on Levy," Cana said, "So you know what that means. The question is where – a nipple or hood? Or somewhere else." Erza could see Cana's mind churning through the various possibilities.

"Well, that just means we'll have to get together for a bath at Fairy Hills sometime soon," Mira suggested.

"Not necessary," Cana replied. "I'll just feel her up tomorrow."

"That wouldn't be appropriate," Mira replied, as if that had stopped Cana before.

"Why doesn't someone just ask?" Erza inquired.

"Like she'd admit she has one if she does," Cana snapped back. "We all know she has to be a pervert, after all she provides you with the romance novels you read, right Erza? So there has to be some kinky side to her."

Mira chuckled into her hand. "Are you implying Gajeel's the innocent one?"

"I've never heard him talk about anything other than cats and fighting," Cana told Mira.

"He talks about a lot more than that," Mira replied.

"But never sex," Erza added.

"No. Never sex," Mira agreed. "Levy, on the other hand, I've heard talk about it a few times. And Cana's right about the novels Levy buys, but maybe she's just ran out of other things to read in her spare time?"

"Doubt it," Cana said, finishing up her last drops of beer for the night.

"Since you're almost done cleaning, I'm going to head back with Juvia," Erza said.

Cana followed Erza and Juvia out, but not before winking to Mira and mouthing out 'set up the bath party' to Mira. This would be good.

It was only a few nights later when Erza, Mira, and Cana saw the plans discussed on a whim come together. Juvia, choosing to avoid this potential mess so that she could see Gray, opted out of the night. Lucy had been invited along with Levy to ensure a lack of suspicion while Erza had made sure Wendy was out on a mission. She did not want one of the few cute, innocent members of Fairy Tail left to hear such lewd things as they planned to talk about.

The girls were all gathered in the bath sipping sake except for Levy. In the planning stage, Erza had suggested just holding a party with a game involving stripping. If it involved cards, Cana could have manipulated it well enough to force Levy to strip down. Cana refused, knowing Levy would be suspicious to be targeted in such a manner. A bath was much less conspicuous of an excuse to see the bookworm naked.

Finally Levy dropped her towel to wash off. The girls (excluding Lucy) were all staring with an intent focus on Levy's breasts. To their frustration, there were no piercings. She didn't even have a bellybutton piercing.

"Levy," Cana cooed. "Come into the bath already, why don't you?"

Shyly, the blue-haired girl walked over to them, the towel wrapped carefully around her body once more.

"Got something to hide?" Cana smiled out.

Levy shook her head before quickly removing her towel and submerging herself in the water. Erza and Mira heard Cana grumble when no nipple piercings were spotted.

"How'd it go with Gajeel?" Mira asked, taking a more gentle approach.

"Good," Levy said. "Though he doesn't quite understand how proposals work and he's too embarrassed to make anything with me formal."

"Not embarrassed of you, I'm sure," Erza said, a predatory edge coloring her words.

"No. No! Never," Levy assured Erza, blushing. "He's just too obsessed with his tough image to be very sappy about that sort of thing. It was cute to see him blush when he brought himself down to my level to make sure he was doing everything right."

Mira nodded in approval, holding back her surprise that Cana hadn't blurted out something about wishing she'd seen that. Instead the brunette mage had snuck up behind Levy and was now holding the girl out of the water and opening her legs with one knee. Levy was squirming, trying desperately to get out of her grasp.

"C- Cana! What are you doing?" Levy cried out. Too small to fight off Cana, she tried to escape, but her attempts were futile.

After a quick inspection of the space between Levy's legs, Cana released a frustrated sigh and moved back to her spot.

"What was that for?" Levy asked Cana, having returned underwater with her legs crossed and one arm over her breasts.

"I wanted to see if you were pierced anywhere fun," Cana said. "Your boyfriend would surely enjoy it if you were."

Levy tried to scoot back, but she hit the wall of the spring.

Mira smiled at Levy, acting like she had no part in it. "Juvia said she saw you go into a piercing salon in Crocus, so I think Cana misinterpreted that." The demon sent a look at Cana to make sure she wouldn't out Mira's encouragement of her scheme.

"Oh, that was a while ago," Levy explained. "One of my ear piercings needed to be re-done after a small infection so I had to go in."

"I'm sure Gajeel appreciates your piercings, with how many he has," Erza commented.

Levy blushed.

"'Does he have and interesting piercings?' is what she meant to ask," Cana butted in.

Levy's blush spread to her whole body. "Why would I know that?"

"I assumed, since you left the party early with him –" Mira replied.

"She means we know you've done it at least once," Cana cut Mira off. "So you have to have seen his dick. So you have to know."

Levy looked down at her lap. "No, he doesn't, but…"

Her companions leaned in with rapt attention, waiting for their friend to finish her sentence.

"If he gets too turned on with no relief for too long, he claims it turns to iron," Levy whispered.

Cana laughed and exclaimed that she had known that all along. Erza had one of her sly, perverted smiles plastered on her face, suggesting that she wanted to know more. Mira's demonic smile mimicked Erza's.

The girls leaned closer, seemingly wanting more information. Levy knew she was in trouble now, so she grabbed her towel and prepared to leave the spring.

"Not so fast," Erza said, determined to keep Levy in the spring. "Why don't you relax a little longer?"

It was at that point that Levy wondered why she bothered coming to bathe with her friends that night. She knew that they knew she was sleeping with Gajeel. She ran as fast as she could to her room without any changing done and locked the door. She vowed not to make that mistake again, even if she knew she might get interesting information out of all three of her interrogators in the near future.

She knew Mira was looking at Laxus like a piece of meat lately. Erza had always been pining over someone, even if Levy had only recently learned who it was. Cana, well Cana had had many men she could glean information about from her, but none she was interested in. She began to form her plan of action, hoping to get her revenge.

A/N: I'll probably never follow up on that Levy thing, but who knows… More to come soon(ish)?