Authors Note: Wowies! Two stories alert after two days? Neat! If any of you, reading chapter 2, are wondering: "How the hell did you get Blues and Elecman together?" I will tell.
Remember the Grand Prix? Elecman was against Blues, and well, he got kinda pwnd by Blues, at first, in the following few weeks, I hated Blues from my very guts. But later on, I got influenced by yaoi-ness from my sis, and I started thinking: "Hm… Elecman should be really pissed on Blues after that. Revenge? And failing, and then…" Well, perverted minds might figure out what I'm meaning.
And that is how I got Blues and Elecman together. ;
After some more baby goo attacks, the two parents of the little boy named Blec started to work together pretty well. There was only one little problem.
"We should tell the others," Blues told Elecman. "We can't keep this a secret much longer."
"Not like my friends don't know of it," Elecman answered back. "Well, they know about the baby, but not the other parent," Elecman imagined how it all would come out. "Gee, they're gonna flip out."
"I wonder how Enzan-sama will think about this," Blues mumbled as he hugged the baby of his. "I'm pretty sure it won't be good."
"Ha!" Elecman laughed and pointed at Blues. "You're screwed!" Blues turned his head towards Elecman, looking him in the eyes with a 'What about your Operator?' look. The laugh was gone. "Oh crap."
The curry cookers were all busy, so busy they didn't notice Elecman coming home, and especially not in company with Blues and Blec. Elecman walked towards the big saucepan where they normally threw in all the ingredients.
"Ahem…" the attention was directed to the black dressed NetNavi. "I have something to announce."
"Elecman, you have been gone for days," Fireman notified. "Were have you been?"
"With this little fella," Elecman replied as Blec arrived, landing on his right shoulder. "I've been with the other parent as well."
"Oh! When will we meet her?" Coloredman was quick on his feet to ask.
From the back of the site, a shadow emerged, and then, Blues came up. The other NetNavis panicked. "Elecman! Watch out!" Magicman pointed towards Blues. "Blues is coming to-" Then it struck him. "Wait a minute. You mean Blues is the other parent…?"
Blues stood next to Elecman, and Blec was between the two, the similarities were all clearer now. "Eh, yes." Elecman said plain.
Now the Operators was the one to react, all chocked of the news, Hino, Madoi and Mahajarama turned to Count. "Don't look at me! They ordered it!" he said in defence, fists raised.
The looks were directed towards Elecman. "Hey! He took my data!" he mildly shouted at once, pointing at Blues.
Stares at Blues. "I like him." Blues grinned, and looked at Elecman.
A silence went through the place, it all was interrupted by a gaga from Blec.
The sound of laughter was what filled Netto's homepage. Rockman, Roll and some others were having a blast, when suddenly out of nowhere, Blues, Elecman and Blec stood there. The laughter slowing disappeared, as all of them looked towards the couple.
"Was this the reason…?" Rockman began asking as he moved his finger from Elecman to Blues repeatedly with a confused look.
"Yes, that was the reason," Elecman replied. "But to tell the truth, HE was the one who wanted a baby."
Elecman pushed Blues forward, he was yet mute, it was different telling those you knew about your feelings, but soon, words were formed. "His name is Blec."
Levitating next to Elecman, Blec grinned even bigger then usual, even if the pacifier really didn't seem to tell, the aura around him did. A little giggle came from him, and Roll was taken by storm.
"He is adorable!" she took a leap, landing in front of him, she wiggled her finger, and Blec took a hold of it with one of his tiny hands. "I need to know, were did you order him?"
"Baby Online," Blues answered, feeling more relieved. "You just send in a sample of the two parents data, and soon enough, the child will come."
Rockman got chills. "I hope you're not planning anything," he said in fear. Roll came at once, dragging him away. "Roll-chan! Were are you taking me?!"
"Were do you think?" Roll asked. "To Baby Online of course! I want a baby!" Rockman was trying to break loose, but the lady's grip was too hard to escape, soon, he gave up, and the two were gone.
Elecman looked at the rest, Gutsman seemed a little sad, but no wonder as he had in ages had a crush on Roll. Glyde seemed to just be in chock from them arriving, what a slowpoke. Numberman was yet not active in the event. Iceman and Aquaman were just busy playing with Blec, it seemed like the three of them understood each others well.
Elecman sighed. Then something came to his mind. "Oh yeah," he turned around to Blues. "You yet haven't told Enzan."
Glyde got more pail, and now Numberman was on alert as well. "That could be trouble," he said and his head twinkled. "After all, it is Enzan we are talking about. The chances of him screaming at you are at 63.94 ."
A whimper came from Blues lips. On the ground, his son was playing tag.
"Ack, I hate this headache," the calm boy named Enzan mumbled as he fell back into his office chair. "All this work…" He looked at a 73 cm thick pile of paper work. He groaned, the piping from his PET distracted him from the headache, and he picked it up. Blues had arrived. "Blues, were have you been?"
"I'm sorry Enzan-sama," the old, serious voice of his was back. "I've been busy these later days."
Enzan was half asleep, yet he managed to stay a little awake. "With what?"
Blues was first silent, but the piping of another arriving NetNavi got him to panic. Before he could say anything, Blec arrived, covering Enzan's view. "Bah!" he shouted.
"Headache!" Enzan gave himself head massage, yet the pain seemed to not go away. "Blues, what is that?"
Blues took a hold of Blec, keeping him still in his arms. "This is Blec," Blues answered, starting to loose his old self. "And…" Enzan stared at Blues. "He is my son."
An eye twitched in Enzan's face. "Your what?!" This time, Enzan fell off the chair and hit the floor. He got himself up on his feet, indeed Numberman was right, Enzan was breathing wildly. "Say that again."
"…My son," he said plain. "And I would like you to meet his other parent." In Elecman came, he was blushing, he had never felt so humiliated, and to top, all on a day.
Quiet, Enzan was too silent. "Gaaah" Laying on the floor, the young genius had felt unconscious, and his spirit almost seem to leave his body, and to add a bonus, he was drooling as well.
"Enzan-sama!" Blues tried to look down, but the view wasn't allowing him to. He felt guilty, no wonder. He looked through the place, and saw a communicator, he activated it. "Madoka-san! Get up to Enzan-sama's room and help him. He fell unconscious."
Within seconds, a maid came up, taking immediately attention to the body, she took a hold of him, and laid him in his bed. Blues was relived.
"Shall we go then?" he asked Elecman, still holding Blec who was struggling to get loose.
"Were?" Elecman asked confused.
Blues laid one of his arms around him. "To our place, were else?" The piping noise of a NetNavi leaving it's PET was never heard of the maid.
Elecman eye's spotted a new area he had never seen before. It was a beach looking area, it had a real beach, palm trees, and even a house. "Wow," Elecman was impressed, it was seen. "Wow," The only word that seemed to come out. "Seriously, wow."
"That is not all," Blues told him. "Let's check out our house." Blues guided Elecman towards the house, finally releasing Blec from his grip. He opened the doors, inside was like a real human home.
It had everything, a kitchen, a bathroom, a living room and a bed room. "It looks like a honeymoon suite," Elecman was about to say the very a word, when a thought came to him. "Wait, you're not planning to do something?" He looked suspicious at Blues.
Blues shrugged his shoulders. "We will see," he answered. A smile came up on his face. "Probably," Blues got closer to Elecman, his hand had a grip of his chin, a slight kiss he gave. Elecman blushed. "Anyhow, welcome home!"
Authors Note: Omg, I'm having so much fun writing this. I just love crack! XD Me and my sis had super fun thinking out weird things to happen in this, and yeah, it just screams crack all over it! X3
BTW, I start school soon again, 2 days more exactly, so after that, most updates will be during weekends only. I will be able to write during free time, but I have of course other things to do then just write this crack. Like, other stories, and even lots of art (crazy member of deviantART ya know).