*Keiland's POV*
(Flashback to five years ago)
It was my first time in America and I had lost Natasha. I was looking everywhere for her and I still couldn't find her. It was midnight to one o'clock in the morning, I wasn't too worried about her, I mean we are trained assassins after all. I was, however, beyond lost. As I continued to walk I heard the pounding of bass in the distance and my curiosity was peaked, so I walked toward it. I realized that the bass was coming from a strip club. I wanted to walk right on past it, but as I got closer, in order to pass, a man grabbed me by the hand and immediately my instincts kicked in; I had the large man pinned to walk.
"Peachie? What are you doing? I need you inside now! Your usual is waiting in the back room and you know how much he hates to be kept waiting." the man that I had realized was a giant bald man said in a deep voice.
The guy actually thought I was one of his strippers. I couldn't believe it.
"I don't know who Peachie is, but it sure as hell isn't me. Now when I let you go I suggest that you quietly walk back into your sleazy establishment." and with that I shoved him back into the club.
I was walking again and I saw that there was a man about two hundred feet in front of me, stumbling. He looked to be about three or four years older than I was and even though I am an assassin, I didn't want this man to hurt himself. I quickly made my way to him and made myself known.
"Excuse me sir, are you alright?" I had asked passing about three other people who couldn't care less if this man was alright. The man turned around and I gasped. I had thought that the man had been drunk and was staggering because of it but I was dead wrong. On the side of the man's head was a deep looking cut that was still oozing crimson blood, his suit was torn, and he was missing one shoe.
"I think I lost my shoe." the man stated as a response
"I think you did a lot more than that. Can I help you?" He nodded and I took him by the arm. "Where are you staying?"
"The Rommi, on Baker street." He replied. I helped him six blocks to the hotel and he gave me the room key.
Once we got in the room I turned on the light and I could see the extent of his injuries. He not only had the cut on his head, but he also had a large bruise on his upper arm where the suit was torn, and he had one hell of a shiner on his left eye. I patched him up the best I could and sat down on the bed next to him and handed him an ice pack.
"What happened?" I asked
"I don't entirely remember, I think it is because I am hypnotized by your sexiness." He said with a smirk as he took the ice off his face. At this I laughed.
"If you don't keep the ice on that, the swelling will never go down. Now, how did this happen?" I said putting the ice back to his eye. to which he made a hissing sound.
"I fell for you and apparently hard Sunshine." He smirked again. I was starting to think, a) he had a concussion, or b) he was drunk as I had originally thought.
"Well Okay. Is there anyone I could call for you?" I asked placing a hand on his shoulder. He then handed me a phone and told me to call Spider. Boy was I in for a surprise when my sisters voice answered the phone and told me that I was using Tony Stark, Iron man's, phone.
(End of Flashback)
Everyone laughed as I finished. Steve was laughing so hard that he was turning a shade of purple. I got up and slapped him on the back. " Breathe, Stars 'n' Stripes, Breathe." I said.
"I guess we all know why he calls you Sunshine." He said once he caught his breath.
"I still can't believe that you let Keiland call you Stars 'n' Stripes, but I'm not allowed to call you spangles." Tony said offended.
"Well you are not an attractive dame, Stark." Steve replied. I stared at him with a wide smile on my face. Once he saw this, he looked down. His face turning as red as part of his uniform.
"Okay, my turn. Tony, Truth or Dare?" I said saving Steve from embarrassing himself even more.
"Dare?" He replied instantly.
"I dare you to call Fury and tell him that there was a mishap and that you may or may not have tried to pick up Teddy Bears hammer and made him angry."
About an hour later, everyone was sitting on the couch in the lounge and watching 21 Jump Street. After Tony had called Fury and used the exact words I had. Fury asked him if he needed to be evaluated, We all burst out laughing and then Fury yelled at all of us say that we better leave him out of our childish antics. The game then turned into just dare. He dared Bruce to draw a smile face on his stomach. Bruce then dared Clint to kiss Nat, which resulted in a heated make out session which was really gross to be honest. Clint the dared Steve to tickle me. Let's just say it is a good thing the Steve had that super soldier serum. Steve dared Nat to punch Thor really hard in the face. That resulted in a hearty laugh from Thor and a bruised finger on Nat. Finally, Nat dared Thor to keep me in his grasp the rest of the night. So, that explains why I am now sitting in between Thor's legs, his arms wrapped around my shoulders and his head on top of mine. To be completely honest, it wasn't bad I felt.. safe. I mean, I always feel mostly safe but, with his arms around me I felt like no one could hurt me. He wouldn't let them. But that's just because he's a god, right?