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Kevin: So after the jungle, Chris, Seth and I are the room, discussing strategy. Our original D-Day didn't work. Orton and Cena got sent home. This, is D-Day Two. Charlotte and Natalya won last challenge, so they'll control the order of the next challenge.
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Kevin, Seth, Chris, and Charlotte all layed in their beds, inside the purple room.
"Okay Charlotte, here's the plan. We need you to put us in this order. Brock and Roman, Enzo and Cass, Tyler and Apollo, Rusev and Ziggler, Chris and AJ, Me and Sami, then Seth and Dean."
"Excuse me, are you talking to me?" Charlotte asked.
Kevin sat up.
"Did you miss the part at the beginning where I said 'okay Charlotte'?"
Chris and Seth laughed.
"I missed the part where you guys voted like you said you would yesterday."
"You said you had a majority." Chris said.
"We did! We would've gotten Alicia and Emma in if you didn't switch your vote! You saw a few people vote the other way, got scared, and jumped ship."
"Look Charlotte, it's a game, not everything can work out how it's supposed to." Seth said.
"Okay fine. You guys can keep having your circle jerk about how you're gonna get Roman and Brock out. Leave me out of it." Charlotte said, pulling her blanket over top of her head.
"Charlotte, I don't think you realize how important we are as allies to you." Chris said.
Charlotte threw her blanket off of herself and sat up.
"Allies!? You didn't vote with me! What's the point of having you as allies if all I'm gonna do is help you guys out and you aren't going to return the favor!?"
"We all voted Nikki and Paige in!" Chris exclaimed.
"And then we voted in Brock and Roman for you guys!" Charlotte yelled back.
"Charlotte, we really need this." Kevin pleaded.
"And I really needed you guys yesterday." Charlotte said, going back to sleep.
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Charlotte: The guys think they can just use me as a pawn. They may be the kings, but don't forget, the most powerful piece on the whole chessboard, is the queen.
Seth: Charlotte is whining and crying about the last vote. You don't always get what you want, you can't sit around and pout about it. Grow up, and stop being a spoiled brat.
Chris: Charlotte and Natalya's biggest rivals in the house are Sasha and Becky. Sasha and Becky's strongest allies are Brock and Roman. Not only does getting them out benefit us, it benefits Charlotte too. But she's too much of a stupid idiot to figure that out.
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The next morning, Becky, Bayley, Dean, and Roman sat awake in the brown room.
"What do you think the most awkward room is?" Dean asked.
Roman laughed.
"Well, the purple one after that last vote."
"I dunno bro, the Orange room is literally just Cameron and Brock Lesnar."
Bayley, Becky, and Roman laughed at the idea of Cameron and Brock having a conversation.
"That blue one is just Dolph and Brie." Becky shrugged.
"I got it! Red room. Enzo, Cass, and Apollo." Dean said.
Everyone looked confused.
"How's that awkward?" Becky asked.
"Come on. It's gotta be awkward when Enzo and Cass are making out and Apollo's just sitting there, being a third wheel."
Bayley, Becky, and Roman laughed even harder.
"Oh my god! I'm so done with you guys." Becky said, laughing, leaving the room.
"Hey, watch your back by the way." Dean said, getting up, preparing to leave too.
Roman raised an eyebrow at him.
"What do you mean?"
"I'm just saying, watch your back. You know they're plotting."
"Who?"
"It be easier to tell you who's not." Dean shrugged, leaving the room.
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Dean: Everyone in this house except for me is afraid of Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns. They have a huge target on their back, whether they know it or not.
Roman: Everyone wants us gone. The question is... Who can get rid of us?
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The superstars met in the living room. Natalya stood in front of them, holding the cell phone.
"Hey guys, I just got a text from The Miz on our AT&T Cricket Wireless Cell Phone. It says, 'Okay superstars. Last challenge was a bit stressful. Today, you'll be laying down for a little bit. Your host, The Miz.'" She read, closing the text and sitting the phone on the table.
"What the fuck?" Brock asked.
"That's how you know this challenge is gonna be some crazy shit. The less clues he gives, the worst it is." Alicia said.
The challenge bus arrived.
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Kevin: Laying down. Laying down? What does that mean!?
Enzo: This challenge could be anything. We could be laying down some carpeting for a Mexican beach house down here. We could be going in the studio and laying down some vocals for the new WWE album, even though I thought we stopped doing those like 20 years ago, but whatever. I don't care what we're laying down. Cause Big Cass and I, are gonna be laying the SMACK down, on ANYONE who gets in our way of winning this one.
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The bus took the superstars to a field that had a big wooden rectangle in the air, high above the water. Inside the empty space in the middle of the rectangle, there were twelve hammocks, laying vertically, separated into 2 rows (6 in each row). The ends of the hammocks closest to the platform were tied to the platform. The other ends were tied to each other.
"We're gonna have to crawl through the hammocks." Charlotte muttered under her breath to Natalya.
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Sami: Usually, we're about 20, maybe 30 feet above the water during the challenge. Apparently, someone decided that that wasn't high enough for this challenge.
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"Good morning superstars! Welcome to your 4th challenge. This challenge is called, Hammock Crawl. You're going to be going from that end of the rectangle, to THAT end of the rectangle, as fast as you can. And you're going to do it, only using those hammocks. And by the way, not to freak you out or anything, but those hammocks are 50 feet in the air. You'll be going 2 teams at a time, one in each row. You may only touch two hammocks at a time. And both players must be in the same hammock before you can touch the one in front of you. This is a timed event. You'll have a 15 minute time limit. Today is a guys day, so, guys with the fastest time, you'll be safe from the jungle. Guys with the slowest time, you'll be in the jungle. Girls with the fastest time, you'll get a million dollars. Charlotte and Natalya won the last challenge, so they'll pick the order you guys go in."
The teams all split up to strategize.
"Okay, and the rules are?" Sasha asked.
"Really? You're quizzing me? Shouldn't I be the one quizzing y-"
"Look Becky, I'm just making sure we're both on the same page here so we don't get disqualified, so just repeat the rules The Miz just told us, so I know you understand."
"Fine. We can't fall in the water, we can only touch two hammocks at a time, and we both have to be in the same hammock before we reach for the next one." Becky said.
"Okay. There's only THREE rules. THREE. So there's no way we're gonna get DQ'd this time, right Becky?"
"I dunno. Depends on whether or not you break them again." Becky shrugged.
Charlotte and Natalya sat with their pen and paper, choosing the order.
"And then I said, 'fine, you won't help me, so I won't help you'."
"Right." Natalya nodded.
"And then they were all like 'well, you need us as allies'!" Charlotte said, mocking Jericho.
"Allies!? They didn't vote with us!"
"That's what I said!"
"Screw them." Natalya said, writing the order on the paper.
"But wait!" Charlotte said, grabbing the pen.
"What?"
"I've been thinking it over. And we do need male allies. Tyler and Apollo's votes alone aren't going to win us the game."
"So what are you saying?"
Charlotte sighed.
"I don't know."
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Charlotte: Okay, last vote, my roommates screwed me over, and I got upset about it, and emotionally made a decision to screw them back over. But now that I've thought about it. I can't do that. That's beginning a war that Nattie and I can't win. It's hard enough being the top female team and having the other girls gunning for us. We don't need a bunch of guys going against us too...but if I just let them off the hook, they're gonna think they can just lie to me whenever they want and they'll be no consequences...I really don't know what to do.
Kevin: There are a lot of negative adjectives I can use to describe Charlotte Flair. Stupid is not one of them. She'll make the right decision.
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Charlotte and Natalya handed the order to The Miz.
"Alright guys. First up. Brock and Roman, Enzo and Cass!"
Kevin smiled as Chris and Seth looked shocked.
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Enzo: Hmm. Natalya and Charlotte put us up first. I see we gotta cuppa haters, a cuppa haters.
Roman: Charlotte and Nattie put us up first. Obviously someone told them to. So whichever guys go LAST in this challenge, maybe they're the ones I'm supposed to 'watch my back' about.
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Brock, Roman, Enzo, and Cass suited up for the challenge.
"So who really made the order?" Brock asked, as the 4 of them sat on the end of the big rectangle.
"A cuppa haters?" Enzo asked. Cass and Brock laughed.
"We'll find out soon enough." Roman said, staring at the hammocks.
"Alright guys. 3...2...1..." The Miz blew the air horn.
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Colin: This challenge is a lot harder than it looks. These hammocks feel wobbly, and one wrong motion could flip you into the water.
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Enzo and Cass started slowly moving through the hammocks while Roman and Brock moved at a moderate pace. Roman made his way from the 4th hammock to the 5th hammock and it flipped upside down, as he held onto it.
"OH SHIT!" Roman screamed.
Kevin, Chris, and Seth's faces all lit up like children on Christmas.
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Kevin: Are they about to lose!? Are Roman and Brock about to make it so all we have to do is finish the challenge!?
Seth: Roman Reigns, is dangling upside down above the ocean, probably pissing himself out of fear. And I'm on the beach, pissing myself, laughing. See ya later jackass, enjoy the jungle.
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"Roman hold on! Hold on! I got you! Hold on! Relax!" Brock said, grabbing the hammock as Roman wiggled around, trying to keep his grip on it.
"Oh my god." Bayley said, as the superstars watched Roman dangling, to what seemed like certain doom.
"Alright, you're already upside down, so we're gonna flip this bitch. I'm gonna pull it up, you just put all your weight onto the left to flip it over. If you don't give me everything you got, you're falling. You ready?"
"Yeah. Let's go."
"Okay, 3...2...1...NOW!"
Brock pulled the hammock up as Roman leaned all his weight and power to the left to flip it upside down.
"OH MY GOD!" The Miz said as some of the superstars clapped for Roman, who was laying inside of the hammock, safe, but exhausted.
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Brock: So fucking Spidey Reigns manages to flip himself back over, and we go right back to dominating this challenge.
Dolph: I knew his logo looked like the Spider-Man logo for a reason.
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The Miz blew the air horn as Roman and Brock made it to the other side of the rectangle.
"You good, Uce?" Brock asked.
Roman didn't respond, still gasping for air. Brock laughed.
The Miz blew the air horn again when Enzo and Cass finally reached the rectangle.
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Kevin: It would've been nice to see them lose immediately and go into the jungle, but they're not going to hand it to us on a silver platter. If we want them out, we'll have to do some work. Hopefully, everyone can beat Enzo and Cass's time, and send them to the jungle. Then, we can have THEM take out Roman and Brock, and we won't have to do anything.
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"Okay, next up. Emma, Alicia, Sasha, and Becky!"
"Yep." Becky said, as the four girls got suited up.
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Becky: Ya know, the more we get into this game, Nattie's been acting like less and less of a friend to me. I understand that her partner is Charlotte, and they have to agree on decisions, but it seems like every time I speak to Nattie, we're smiling and being friends, and everything's all good. Then every time I turn around, I feel a sharp pain in my back. Almost like someone's stabbing me in it.
Natalya: I love Becky to death. And Sasha's a good friend of mine. But they're one of the strongest teams here. Logically, it makes sense to put them at a disadvantage, every opportunity we have.
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"Still think it's 'nothing personal'?" Sasha asked, as the four girls sat, waiting for Miz to blow the air horn.
Becky sighed.
"Look, let's not worry about it. The only thing I'm worried about, is this one million dollars we're about to win."
Emma and Alicia tried to contain their laughter.
"What's so funny?" Becky asked.
"The idea of you guys winning." Emma said.
"3...2...1..." The Miz blew the air horn.
Emma slowly got into the first hammock. Sasha attempted to, while her whole body was shaking.
"Sasha, relax. Feet first." Becky said, as Alicia joined Emma inside the first hammock and Emma began making her way to the second.
"I'm...I'm trying."
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Sasha: I can't even crawl inside of a hammock when I'm trying to take a nap. How am I supposed to climb in and out of 6 of these, 50 feet above the water.
Becky: So Emma and Alicia are already working on the second hammock, and Sasha is still getting into the first one. I'm sitting here, trying to calm her down, so we can start the challenge, and she's shaking like she just got powerbombed on a pile of thumbtacks.
Dean: Sasha looks like a friggin vibrating sex doll up there...don't ask how I know what those look like.
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Sasha took one step into the hammock and the whole thing fell upside down.
"Okay, Sasha. Stay calm, hear me?"
"BECKY!"
"Sash, I'm right here."
"BECKY HELP!" Sasha said, trying to hold on to the hammock, still shaking.
"Okay okay! Relax, I'll...I'll...I'll think of something just hold on." Becky said, trying to figure out what to do as Emma and Alicia started moving onto their third hammock.
"HURRY!"
"She's upside down already!" Charlotte laughed.
"That's not funny, Charlotte." Natalya said.
"Look. Look at her, she's petrified!"
Natalya rolled her eyes and Charlotte kept laughing.
"Okay Sasha, YOU need to flip it over, I can't do anything from here." Becky said, still sitting on the side of the structure.
"I CAN'T!"
"Okay hold on." Becky said.
"Sasha's so done, her forearms are burning." Charlotte said, as the superstars watched, anxiously.
Becky got into the hammock, laying on top while Sasha kept hanging on the other side of it, upside down, shaking. Becky then slowly crawled into to the next hammock.
"Okay, we're gonna do what Brock and Roman did." Becky said, as Emma and Alicia climbed into their 5th hammock.
"I'M NOT ROMAN REIGNS!"
"But you're lighter than him. It'll be easier."
"Bex I...my arms are about to give out!" Sasha cried.
"Then hurry! Come on. 3...2..."
"No you don't understand! I can't move them! I'm gonna fall!"
Becky sighed as Emma and Alicia got into their 6th and final hammock.
"Sasha, believe in yourself! I know you can dig deep and fi-"
Becky was cut off by Sasha screaming, as she fell, 50 feet, into the water.
"GOD DAMN!" Brock yelled, at the huge splash Sasha made, as Miz blew the air horn.
"Sasha and Becky are DQ'd!"
Becky just layed in the hammock, with her forehead in her hands.
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Becky: We finally make some progress, win a jungle, and now this. 1 step forward. 2 freaking steps back. This is our fourth loss. 3 out of our 4 losses have all been Sasha's fault. I'm beyond frustrated.
Kevin: They've lost in every embarrassing way possible. How will they top themselves next time!? Tune it next week to The Sasha and Becky Suck Show! Only on the WWE Network!
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"Bro, if Sasha made that huge of a splash, imagine what's gonna happen if Rusev falls!" Apollo said.
The crowd of superstars laughed.
"Don't jinx us." Dolph said.
Miz blew the air horn again as Emma and Alicia finished the challenge.
Bayley hugged Sasha as she returned to join the rest of the superstars. Then she hugged Becky.
"Hey." Dean said, stopping Becky as she was about to walk past him.
"Yeah?"
"Hang in there. You guys are figuring it out. Just a little slower than everyone else." Dean said, patting her on the shoulder twice.
Becky smiled.
"Thanks." She said.
She went over and silently sat next to Sasha, who was too embarrassed to even speak. Becky put her arm around Sasha.
"We'll get 'em next time." She said.
Sasha didn't respond.
"Next up! Breeze, Crews, Rusev, Ziggler, let's go."
The 4 guys got prepared as Roman made a mental note of who hadn't gone yet.
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Tyler: I'm a little nervous about this challenge. This is my first time above water since...the incident.
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"Don't worry bro, I'm not gonna fall on you this time." Apollo said.
"Alright boys...3...2...1..." The Miz blew the air horn.
The teams started moving across the hammocks.
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Kevin: The more teams that beat Enzo and Cass' time, the better. The next jungle needs to be Enzo and Cass vs Brock and Roman, and I believe E&C can get it done. D-Day Two is in full swing.
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"Rusev's moving really well for a big guy." Brock noted, as he and Roman watched, mentally trying to time them.
The Miz blew the air horn as Rusev and Ziggler finished. He blew it again for Tyler and Apollo a few minutes later.
"Next up, Lana, Naomi, Cameron, and Brie, get up there."
The 4 girls suited up for the challenge as Bayley approached Charlotte.
"You put us up last!?"
"Of course!" Charlotte smiled, putting her arm around Bayley.
Bayley smiled and hugged her. Becky watched as she shook her head in disgust, unable to hear their conversation.
"You see that Sasha?...Sasha?"
Sasha just sat still, still looking down, not responding.
"You know what this means, right?" Charlotte asked. Bayley looked confused.
"Uh...no?"
"This means you owe me two."
"Oh! Right, right, yeah." Bayley smiled.
Meanwhile, Brie and Lana finished the challenge. The Miz blew the air horn. A few minutes later, Naomi and Cameron finished, and The Miz blew the air horn again.
"Alright. Next up, we got Kevin Owens, we got Sami Zayn, we got AJ Styles, and we got Chris Jericho!"
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Roman: So, before the challenge, Dean tells me to watch my back. We get to the challenge, Brock and I have to go first, while Dean and Seth sit back and watch everyone else go before them? I'm starting to think Dean knows a little bit more than he's leading on.
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"Oh, okay, I see what it is." Roman said, walking over to Dean and Seth.
"What are you talking about?" Seth asked, as Dean looked confused.
"'Watch your back', huh? Yeah, alright."
Seth looked at Dean in confusion as Roman walked away. Dean followed him.
"Hey, what are you talking about?"
"Don't worry about it." Roman said, still walking.
"Where are you going?"
"To watch the challenge."
Dean stopped following as Roman continued walking closer to the water.
"Alright fellas. 3...2...1..." The Miz blew the air horn.
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Chris: Going into this challenge, I'm thinking 2 things. 1, beat Enzo and Cass. 2, DON'T FALL.
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As Jericho entered the first hammock, Kevin tried to enter his first one. Kevin's flipped upside down and he fell into the water.
"Are you kidding me!?" Sami said as Kevin made a huge splash from 50 feet in the air. The Miz blew the air horn.
"Kevin and Sami are DQ'd!"
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Dolph: 4 seconds...that's the time it took Kevin to DQ...4 seconds.
Chris: D-Day One was a failure. D-Day Two was an EPIC failure, and now, I have no idea what to do.
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Chris and AJ continued moving across the hammocks as Sami jumped down, into the water.
As soon as Kevin got back to the other superstars, Seth approached him.
"Dude what the-"
"SHUT UP!" Kevin yelled, walking to the back of the group of wrestlers and sitting down.
The Miz blew the air horn as Chris and AJ finished.
"Alright, last for the girls. Bayley, Summer, Charlotte, and Nattie!"
The 4 girls suited up as Sami, AJ, and Chris got back to the field. Chris went over to Kevin.
"What was that!?"
"Okay, look. The fucking hammock just flipped over."
"You guys are going to the jungle now." Chris said.
"You don't know that!"
"Dean and Seth aren't going to DQ, Kevin!"
Kevin rolled his eyes.
"Alright ladies. 3...2...1..." The Miz blew the air horn. Charlotte and Natalya got off to a great start as Bayley and Summer struggled.
Brie and Lana watched anxiously.
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Brie: This is supposed to be our moment. Our time to finally get recognized. We put up a great time, and it's looking like they're about to beat it.
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The Miz blew the air horn as Charlotte and Natalya finished.
"You think we got it?" Natalya asked.
"I KNOW we got it." Charlotte smiled.
Bayley slowly transitioned from the 4th hammock to the 5th one. Summer tried to make that transition and fell in the water. The Miz blew the air horn.
"Summer and Bayley are DQ'd! Last team. Seth, Dean, let's go!"
Seth and Dean suited up.
"What's that Roman was going on about earlier?" Seth asked, as the crew members used bungee chords to pull them to the top of the structure.
Dean shrugged.
"Come on, you know something. That's your best friend, your road dog, your roommate, your 'brother'. You can't tell me old suffering succotash is pouting around and you don't know why."
"I dunno. Maybe he thinks I got something to do with him going first, and us going last. Why is that exactly?"
"We're going last because Charlotte and Nattie put us last. He went first because Charlotte and Nattie put him first." Seth shrugged.
"Seth I'm not stupid."
"Don't say that. That's not true."
Dean cracked a smile.
"Alright guys. 3...2...1..." The Miz blew the air horn.
Dean and Seth took off.
"That's CrossFit Jesus, bro. He's not gonna fall." Cass said, as the superstars watched them.
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Dean: Seth and I don't get along. But, we don't have a choice but to work well together, because it's a hundred million dollars. I don't care how much you hate someone. If ya gotta hold their hand for a hundred million dollars, your gonna hold their hand, cause no one's saying no to a hundred million dollars.
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The Miz blew the air horn.
Once Seth and Dean returned, the superstars met in front of The Miz.
"Let's get the obvious out of the way. K.O., Sami, you guys were the only male DQ. That means that you got last place, and you'll be going into the jungle."
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Sami: I'm completely worried about going into the jungle. There are no weak guy teams here. Whoever are opponents are, it'll be a challenge.
Kevin: We just missed yet another opportunity to get rid of Brock and Roman. If they're still around for the final challenge, they're gonna win it. But right now, I need to focus on the jungle, because if we lose, I'M not gonna be around for the final challenge.
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"Okay, let's run through these female results. Sasha and Becky DQ'd, Emma and Alicia finished in 9 minutes and 34 seconds, Lana and Brie finished in 7 minutes and 8 seconds, Naomi and Cameron finished in 11 minutes and 20 seconds, Summer and Bayley DQ'd, and Charlotte and Natalya finished in 7 minutes..."
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Lana: We are so close to a victory, I can taste it. Come on Miz, announce us as today's winners.
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"...and 3 seconds!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Charlotte yelled.
"Your winners, for the third challenge in a row, Charlotte and Natalya!"
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Brie: 5 seconds...are you kidding me? We lost by 5 seconds?
Dolph: Charlotte and Natalya are completely dominating this game. They have 3 challenge wins, and a jungle win under their belts.
Charlotte: Once again, I proved that not only am I the most talented, most successful woman on the roster, I also proved that Natalya is lucky to be on my team.
Natalya: Charlotte and I aren't friends. We will never be friends, but I have to say, we make a pretty good team!
Becky: 3 out of the first 4 challenges, Charlotte and Natalya won. And in all 4 of the first 4 challenges, in one way or another, Sasha and I have been disqualified. And to be quite frank about it...it's pissing me off.
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"Now, for the guy times. Obviously, Kevin and Sami don't have a time, Roman and Brock finished in 6 minutes and 49 seconds, Enzo and Cass finished in 9 minutes and 12 seconds, Dolph and Rusev finished in 6 minutes and 58 seconds, Tyler and Apollo finished in 8 minutes and 8 seconds, Chris and AJ finished in 8 minutes and 49 seconds, and last but not least, Dean and Seth finished in...6 minutes and 3 seconds! Today's winners, who are immune from being voted into the jungle, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose!"
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Seth: Kevin fucked up. I don't know what the new plan is, and I don't care. All I know is, we're safe!
Dean: People forget that Seth and I are already a great team. We're basically like Enzo and Cass without the catchphrases. Except he wishes I was dead and the feeling's mutual. We got the chemistry, and we got the talent. And when it comes together, NO ONE can beat us.
Chris: Enzo and Cass had the slowest time! All Kevin had to do was not fall, and I'm 99.9% sure D-Day Two would've worked. First it failed because Orton and Cena couldn't get the job done, and now it's failed because Kevin can't lay down in a fucking hammock...stupid idiot.
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"Good job guys! The challenge buses are here to take you back to the house, tomorrow, you will vote a male team to compete in the jungle, against Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. You can vote anyone, except our winners, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins."
Once the buses took the competitors to the house, Kevin and Seth went to their room and sat in the chairs on the balcony.
"Yeah?" Seth asked, once they were alone.
"I think we have to vote in Chris and AJ."
"What? Why?"
"They're the weakest team left in the house. I wanna go against them."
Just then, they heard the sliding glass door open. Kevin jumped back in fear before he realized it was Charlotte. He took a sigh of relief.
"What? What happened?" Charlotte asked.
"Where's Jericho?"
"Downstairs."
"We're voting him in." Kevin said.
Charlotte raised her eyebrows in shock.
"I really don't think that's necessary. Why not vote in like...hmm...Apollo and Tyler?" Seth asked.
"NO!" Charlotte exclaimed. Kevin and Seth both jumped back and snapped their heads in her direction, being caught off guard and scared by her loud, immediate response.
"Uh...I mean...no, I don't think that's a good idea." She said, with a nervous smile.
They looked at her for a little while longer.
"I'm not sure we could beat Apollo and Tyler."
"Dude...it's Apollo and Tyler." Seth said.
"You forget, my partner is Sami Zayn. Besides, Apollo and Tyler have been doing great this whole time."
"Rusev and Ziggler?" Seth asked.
"Rusev is a monster, and you never know what Ziggler has up his sleeve."
"Enzo and Cass." Seth said.
"Dude...my partner...is Sami...Zayn."
"Okay fine, AJ and Chris. But what are you gonna tell him?"
"I'm gonna tell him to vote for Ziggler and Rusev." Kevin shrugged.
"Okay, we still need a new ally to replace them with."
"Not necessarily." Kevin smiled.
Seth sighed.
"What do you mean?"
"We don't need a new ally, we just need to pick a team that we can both beat in a final challenge, and protect them all the way to the final."
"Alright, who do you have in mind?" Seth said, laying back in his chair.
"Rusev and Ziggler are a huge threat head on, but in a final challenge? There's no way they last. Rusev doesn't have the endurance."
Just then, Jericho walked out onto the balcony.
"Hey guys, what's going on?"
"We were just talking about how Rusev doesn't have enough endurance for a jungle! So we're voting him in!" Kevin lied, as Charlotte and Seth awkwardly avoided looking at Chris.
"I was just coming out here to suggest the same thing. Good luck in the jungle."
"Thanks."
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Seth: D-Day Two has failed. And now, the alliance has cracks in it. But hey, there's only one person you can trust in the house, and that's your partner. Everyone else? I trust them about as far as Eva Marie could throw em.
Kevin: Instead of going against a monster like Rusev, or the extremely lucky Apollo and Tyler, or the chemistry of Enzo and Cass, I chose to go against Chris and AJ. Two old guys, pushing 50. It's a smart decision if I do say so myself.
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Dean followed Roman into the brown room. Becky and Bayley were already there.
"So you gonna tell me what's going on or what?" Dean asked.
"What's going on? What's going on is how you knew I was gonna be first and you were gonna be last before we even went to the challenge." Roman said.
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't play dumb. 'Watch your back'? You're trying to tell me you and Seth had nothing to do with us going first?"
"Look, I don't know what Seth had to do with it, but if I knew, I've would've just told you straight up."
"Sure you would've." Roman said, taking off his challenge shirt and putting a regular one on, before heading to the door.
"Where are you going?"
"Working out."
"Alright cool, I'll get changed and meet you down the-"
"Alone." Roman said, cutting him off, and leaving. Once he was gone, Becky and Bayley awkwardly sat and watched Dean. Dean chuckled and turned to them.
"What a drama queen." He said, flopping onto his bed.
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Dean: Roman's my brother. But the only person I gotta get along with here, is Seth. Sure, I'd like Roman to believe me. But if he doesn't?...well...fuck it.
Bayley: Roman and Dean fighting is so awkward. They're the best of friends, and it just really goes to show you how this game can affect friendships.
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The next day, the superstars met with The Miz in the living room.
"Hello Superstars! You have 20 minutes to decide who is going into the jungle tomorrow to face Kevin and Sami. Each team gets one vote, you can vote for anyone except yesterday's challenge winners, Seth and Dean. I'll be back in 20 minutes."
Once The Miz left, an awkward silence fell over the superstars.
"Our vote is for Rusev and Ziggler." Jericho said.
"FUCK YOU TOO!" Rusev blurted out. A few of the superstars laughed.
"Our vote's for AJ and Chris." Dolph said.
"We second that vote." Charlotte said, quietly.
Chris looked at her in shock.
"Third." Seth said, emotionlessly.
"Fourth." Kevin said, holding his arm in the air.
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Chris: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? THOSE STUPID IDIOTS DOUBLE CROSSED ME!?
AJ: And here I am, this whole time, I thought Jericho, Kevin, and Seth had this big secret alliance. Now, they're all voting us into the jungle.
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Soon, everyone started voting in AJ and Chris. Then, The Miz returned.
"Have we reached a consensus?" He asked.
"Yeah. It's gonna be AJ and Chris in the jungle." Ziggler said.
"Welp. We have another good one. AJ Styles and Chris Jericho, versus Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn!"
Everyone left the living room except Kevin, AJ, Chris, and Seth.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" Chris yelled.
"The plan failed. You're expendable." Kevin shrugged.
Chris smirked.
"I'm expendable alright. We're gonna see how expendable I am when I send your ass on a plane back to the states." Chris said, leaving the room.
"I'm confused. Did you guys have an alliance? Or..." AJ began.
"We had a plan. Plans change." Kevin said, as he and Seth left.
That night, Becky sat in the kitchen with Brie and Naomi.
"We we're so close!" Brie said.
"Yeah, I really wished you guys won and knocked Charlotte down a peg." Becky said, taking a bite out of a burger Enzo had made earlier.
Just then, Cameron entered the room, with Sasha Banks, who looked annoyed.
"Becky! Come here, I got something for you guys!" Cameron said excitedly.
"Oh my god." Naomi said.
"Uh...okay." Becky said, nervously getting up, following Cameron and Sasha as they left the kitchen.
"I gotta see this." Naomi laughed, following them.
"Wait, what's going on?" Brie asked, following the four girls up the stairs.
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Naomi: Cameron has been doing some odd things ever since the Funkadactlys split. And it's been mostly annoying to me, until now. THIS is gonna be interesting.
Sasha: So Cameron, who I've never spoken to a day in my life, tells me she has something for Becky and I, and it's really important. I'm kinda curious.
Cameron: For whatever reason, Becky and Sasha have some terrible negative energy going on. So MAYBE, we can replace that with positive energy.
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"Okay, what's this?" Sasha asked, pointing at the arrangement of candles and cards on the floor.
"Okay so...I meditate. It helps me get rid of negative energy. I was thinking, maybe you guys should try it." Cameron said.
Sasha scoffed at Cameron and turned to leave before Becky grabbed her wrist. Sasha rolled her eyes at Becky.
"What?" Sasha asked.
"It's worth a shot." Becky shrugged.
"Are you serious right now?"
"As a heart attack."
Sasha shook her head in disbelief.
"You really think we need meditation?"
"I don't think WE need it." Becky said.
Sasha's jaw dropped.
"You think I need meditation?"
"It couldn't hurt ya." Becky said, shrugging again.
Sasha sighed and looked at the cards and candles again.
"...okay, what do we do?"
Cameron smiled.
Once Cameron began explaining to them, the three girls sat, Indian style, with their arms out, around the arrangement of candles, each with a card in front of them, while Brie and Naomi watched. They meditated in silence, until they heard the sounds of Charlotte, Natalya, and Summer Rae talking, and walking down the hallway.
"What in the world is this!?" Charlotte asked, laughing as the blondes walked in.
Becky and Sasha ignored her.
"Would you like to join?" Cameron asked, with a smile.
"Join what!? A cult!?" Charlotte exclaimed.
Summer, Brie, and Naomi burst into laughter as Natalya rolled her eyes and Cameron chuckled.
"We're meditating." She said, handing Charlotte a card.
Charlotte read it and began mockingly nodding.
"Yeah. Nice positive vibes. Have fun. They need ANYTHING that can help them out." Charlotte said, gesturing towards Becky and Sasha. The two girls sat still, gritting their teeth. Trying to ignore Charlotte, as she laughed and left with Summer.
"I'LL join you guys!" Natalya smiled. Sasha rolled her closed eyes.
"Thanks!" Cameron said, scooting over to make room for her.
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Charlotte: Maybe instead of meditating, they should be having a seance, to resurrect the ghost of Sasha's talent.
Sasha: We're so bad off that CAMERON. CAMERON of all people, feels bad for us, and is trying to help us out. Not to mention Charlotte mocking us, and Natalya's annoying two-faced ass deciding to meditate with us.
Becky: Ya know, I have a good feeling about this! I think the meditating worked! I feel refreshed, and free of negativity. And I can only hope Sasha feels the same way.
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The next night, the challenge buses picked up the superstars and took them to the familiar bridge, which was the sight of the jungle. The only thing in the field was a wall, with green and red 9 inch by 9 inch squares all over it.
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Kevin: So we get to the challenge, and it looks kinda like a puzzle. And now, I'm regretting not throwing Brock and Roman in.
AJ: With this colored wall, we don't really have much to go off of. I have no idea what this challenge will be.
Chris: If I find out, I was thrown in, in a jungle that anyone could've easily beat Roman and Brock in, I'm gonna be pissed.
Sami: It's time to find out what we have to do, and then do it. Because I'm not ready to go home yet.
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"Hello superstars, welcome back to the jungle! I need the team that got last place today, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens!"
Kevin and Sami made their way down to the field.
"So, you guys had trouble with today's challenge?"
"Okay look. I'm a hardworking man. I work hard to provide for my wife and children. Hammocks are for relaxation, so obviously, as a hardworking man like myself, I don't have much experience laying in hammocks."
The superstars laughed at Kevin's excuse for DQing.
"I respect that. Tonight, you'll be going against the team that was voted into tonight's jungle, Chris Jericho and AJ Styles!"
AJ and Chris came down to the field.
"Okay guys, you got voted in. What happened?"
"Kevin and Sami wanted us in here, now they got us." AJ shrugged.
"Well, tonight, you'll be playing a game I like to call, Door Jam." The Miz said, walking over to the colored wall.
"You see, each of these colored squares, is a small revolving door."
As The Miz explained, he pushed one of the red squares and flipped it to it's green side before flipping it back to it's red side.
"AJ and Chris, you'll be on one side of the wall, Kevin and Sami, you'll be on the other side. You don't want any red on your side, you want green. Red bad. Green good. If you see a red door, flip it. You'll have 7 minutes. The team with the most green on their side of the wall at the end of the 7 minutes will be safe, and will live to see another challenge. The team with the most red on their side will be going back to work. I heard the Usos need two opponents for the house show in Kansas in a few days."
The superstars on the bridge laughed.
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Seth: This game is so random. Anyone could win this. Naomi and Cameron could beat Brock and Roman in something like this. There's no telling what could happen.
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"Alright guys. 3...2...1..." The Miz blew the air horn and the 4 superstars rapidly began flipping doors.
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AJ: So we've decided to play on the defensive. Every time Kevin and Sami flip a door, we flip it back immediately.
Kevin: It's a little frustrating flipping doors and looking back up to see they've all been flipped back. But we just have to keep going. We've got more in the tank than them, and this challenge is easy enough that even a useless idiot like Sami Zayn can do well.
Sami: I'm not worried about what they're doing. I'm worried about flipping doors as quickly and consistently as possible. As long as we do that, we can't lose.
Chris: With our strategy, there's no way we don't pick up the victory.
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The Miz blew the air horn and the 4 superstars stopped. The went back and stood in their original positions as The Miz and the crew counted the doors.
"Okay guys. There are 45 doors on that wall. The final score was 23 to 22."
The superstars gasped at how close the score was.
"The winners, who will stay in the house, and be one step closer to the final challenge are...Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn!"
Kevin and Sami high fived as AJ and Chris hug their heads. The superstars clapped for them.
"You may now re-join your fellow superstars."
Kevin and Sami made their way back onto the bridge.
"AJ, Chris. This ends your time here in Mexico."
The superstars clapped and a few waved goodbye as AJ and Chris walked into the distance, with crew members following them, carrying their suitcases.
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AJ: We could've beat them...we could've beat them...we almost did...the fact that I'm going home now, because we didn't flip ONE little door, they flipped ONE more door than us?...it sucks.
Chris: I made a rookie mistake in trusting Kevin, and it came back to bite me. And now, we're going home...I'm such a stupid idiot.
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"Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Alicia Fox, Emma, Dolph Ziggler, Rusev, Lana, Brie Bella, Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, Naomi, Cameron, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch, Apollo Crews, Tyler Breeze, Charlotte Flair, Natalya Neidhart, Enzo Amore, Colin Cassidy, Summer Rae, and Bayley. Exactly half of those names I listed, will be in the final challenge. The other half, will be going home. Tomorrow is a girl's elimination challenge. Rest up superstars, you'll need it."
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Kevin: Sami Zayn and I will BE in that final challenge. And Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar will NOT. Mark my words.
Sami: To make it this far, and to now have a 50% chance of being in the finals feels great. Now it's time to get it done.
Alicia: We've survived the first 2 eliminations. 3 more, and we're in the finals.
Emma: These girls in the house are scared of us. Because they know we're coming. And we're coming FAST...game on, ladies.
Dolph: Despite our obnoxious personalities and lack of teamwork, Rusev and I have managed to fly under the radar. Maybe we can use that, to coast to the final challenge. Keep viewing us as a long shot. An outside threat. And I will do just what I always do. Steal the show.
Rusev: This is my game. I'm only allowing everyone to play in it.
Lana: Brie is going to have to step it up. Because I don't settle for almost. I want complete and total victory.
Brie: If Lana and I can keep quietly improving every week, we'll take this house by surprise, and leave with the big money.
Roman: I don't have to talk about how I'm about to win. YOU have to sit back and watch it happen.
Brock: As far as I'm concerned. Roman and I HAVE the $100,000,000. The question is, who's gonna take it from us.
Naomi: I'm not gonna lie. With Cameron as a partner, I figured we'd be out in the first few episodes. But we've stuck around this long, so we must be doing something right.
Cameron: I told you guys. It's Cameron time! This game is all ours.
Dean: As long as Seth and I don't kill each other before or during the final challenge...we'll make it there. And we'll win it.
Seth: I myself, am fully capable of crossing that finish line, and winning the one hundred million dollars. Dean on the other hand...I'm not sure.
Sasha: All of these DQ's, all of these miscommunications, they don't matter. All that matters, is that we SURVIVE long enough, to make it to the final challenge. Once we're there, Sasha's gonna get her payday, like a boss, and you can bank on that.
Becky: I can't be entirely sure where Sasha's head is right now, we haven't really spoke much since the hammock crawl. But I for one am sick and tired of losing, I'm sick and tired of Charlotte winning, and I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. It's time to kick some lass!
Apollo: They never expected much out of me and Tyler, and so far, we're proving them wrong. It's time to show them we have what it takes.
Tyler: My biggest motivation right now, is how many likes I'm gonna get, when I post a selfie of me holding one hundred million dollars.
Charlotte: Nattie and I have the best chance to win here, out of all the teams. Why? Because I'M on the team, duh. They should have a separate contest for genetically superior athletes, because this much domination just isn't fair.
Natalya: We're on a roll. As long as we can avoid arguing, stay focused, and not get too cocky, I believe the money will be all ours.
Enzo: Me and ole Casserole look like the best team here in my opinion. I'm the only one here with the gift of gab, and the gift of jab. And Cass is the only one here that's seven feet tall. And I know, at this point, it's a bit repetitive, but I just can't stress it enough my friend, you just can't teach that.
Colin: Um, I'm doing a crossword and I'm stuck. I'm looking for a 5 letter word, that starts with an S, and ends with a T, that describes the other male teams in this house...hmm...yeah I got nothing.
Summer: A hundred million dollars should be my reward for having to babysit Bayley on a daily basis.
Bayley: I'm excited to be this close to the final! And with Becky, Sasha, and Charlotte on my side, there's no way I can lose. Maybe all 4 of us can make the finals together!
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The challenge bus came and picked up the superstars, taking them back to the house.
NEXT EPISODE: Girls elimination challenge. The superstars play Against The Current. What happens when a two superstars from rival alliances have an unexpected hook up? And when a strong team finds their backs against the wall, will they turn on their weaker allies? See ya next episode.
Poll 1: Which 3 girls teams and 3 guys teams will make the final challenge?
Poll 2: Which storyline are you most interested in?
A.) Kevin's plot to get rid of Roman and Brock
B.) Becky and Sasha's struggles as a team
C.) Charlotte's seemingly one-sided friendships with Apollo and Bayley
D.) The underdog teams, continuing to quietly succeed (Tyler and Apollo, Emma and Alicia, etc.)
E.) Other