To All Fanficers Great, Great, Great Uncle William will not be a main character in the fanfic I think I did enough with him in the last chapter and I'm sorry for the long pause in the chapter writing process but I'm trying to keep up with all of my fanfics at once and I'm grateful that so many people love my stories Thanks
Cindy'sboy93
Cindy had a fearful expression on her face as Alexis went through the whole horror story in great detail.
"So anyways Britney wanted me to remind you that her skin turned tangerine and I had to battle a stuffed dinosaur named Barney" Alexis said as Kennedy jumped onto Alex's shoulders with a prideful smile on her face.
"I was brave in the dark even with a ghost haunting me, I just did what you told me to do in thunderstorms and I sang Wheels On The Bus till the cows came home which is a figure of speech.
"Yea but she was a little pale when I found her so it was straight to bed with chicken soup, and I take back all the bad things I said about Gabby she rocks as a house sitter and a replacement parent for now".
"Well Leo wanted all of you to know that sun+him=Him red as a crab, the poor thing can't get enough aloe vera to cool him off" Cindy said as Leo walked up to the camera finally starting to peel.
"Word to the wise when mommy and daddy say you need sunblock and to stay out of the water for 15 minutes trust them" Leo said giggling at the camera.
"Mama thank God it's you I'm going to wring Gretchen's neck for breaking the vase and setting Great, Great, Great Uncle William's spirit free for the day, I mean ugh my skin was tangerine, do you know what it's like to have tangerine skin?" Britney asked her skin finally turning back to tan.
"Brit I feel for you I really do but I was wondering if I could talk to Gabriel alone for a quick second without the other sibs around her".
The other siblings ran off knowing Cindy in her moods as Gabriel stared at the screen knowing what the conversation may be about.
"All right Gabby I know you want to show us how adult you are but you need to have fun sometime too so consider yourself saved I called some favors and your grandparents are going to watch the kids for the rest of the time we're gone".
"Mama I feel for you I really do but I don't want a break I have no problem taking care of the sibs until you get back, I mean if you think you'd feel better with them at some old persons house then be my guest" Gabriel said an attitude in her voice.
"It's nothing like that Gabby I just thought you wanted a break because you've grown up with everyone and you babysat even before Britney the oldest did and that's saying something".
"Right and I want to make sure I gain your trust and dad's trust back so please just let me do it alright?, I mean you guys have been in the Bahamas for two weeks and you're pale as a ghost".
"Alright Gabby and I want you to know that I love you with all my heart Kid, you deserve everything you've been given and you certainly had to work for it" Cindy said kissing the screen as the other kids tiptoed in with smiles on their faces.
"Alright all I have a date with a lawn chair, a fruit punch in a coconut cup, an umbrella in the cup, the sun, and your father so have fun everyone".
Once the screen turned black Gabriel looked at the rest of the kids and they stared back at her as she hugged them glad for once in her life that she came from a big family.
"Alright troops let's clean up and see what mischief awaits us after, and tonight is anything can happen night in the Neutron household" Gabriel said and everyone ran off to do as Gabriel said.
Meanwhile in the Bahamas Cindy was at a Tiki Bar ordering her and Jimmy drinks as he sat on the sands of the beach glad she was finally starting to relax.
"Thanks my good man and I'll be here all day because my pale skin needs sun and my husband promised to stay out here with me all day" Cindy said walking the drinks to the patch of sand Jimmy picked for them.
"So Cin when do we tell Leo he's finally going to get a little brother? Because I was thinking maybe tonight might be a good night" Jimmy said taking a swig of his beer.
"I don't know Jim I still think his birthday is the best time seeing my due date is also on the same day and I want to name him after Leo".
"I can deal with that but does this mean we aren't going to buy him a present? Because if so I've got to say that's a bit harsh".
Cindy backhanded Jimmy and a grin was on her face as Jimmy rubbed the back of his head and staring at his wife.
"Jimmy we brought him on our trip to the Bahamas which is supposed to be our honeymoon, we shower him with gifts, we make him the stand out boy he is today" Cindy said looking out over the water and seeing Angel and John French kissing as she giggled shaking her head.
"I-wish-they-wouldn't-kiss-like-that-in-front-of-Leo-the-little-horndogs-I-mean-can't-they-have-any-fun-without-kissing-every-two-seconds?" Jimmy asked as Cindy giggled looking at him.
"Jim you need to stop stressing John and Angel, I mean it's not making your worry lines any better and it's not stopping them".
"Look daddy Angel and John are breathing through their noses again, man I wish I knew how to breathe through my nose as much as they do" Leo said carrying around a bucket full of sand crabs.
"Leo trust me son you don't want to learn, once you do your mom will be running girls away and you're going to be begging her to back off".
Leo shrugged as Lauren and her little sister followed Leo to the water all of them giggling over the waves knocking them over.
"I'll be back Cindy I'm going to make sure the screensaver couple know that this is a no fly zone, then after that I promise we'll have the whole day dedicated to us".
"Jim you promised you'd let her have her own fun here, I mean at least her head isn't hidden behind a book, a laptop, or dissecting bugs which she started doing at the age of five thanks to you" Cindy said as Jimmy grabbed his beer bottle sipping it.
"I mean you weren't like this when the other girl's started dating even when they did bring the wolf to the lamb's pen, why are you so adamant on chasing John away from our Angel?"
"Because Angel is innocent she has been ever since she was born which is why I thought we named her Angel Cin, and John's a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to take Angel's innocence" Jimmy said continuing to stare at John and Angel.
"Jimmy this is such a turn off I mean it would've been better if I had stayed in the room letting the TV be my husband, this can't be what you plan on doing all day because if so I'm hitting the water" Cindy said attempting to stand up but Jimmy stopped her.
"All right Cin I know I'm a creepy stalker when it comes to our girls and boys most of the time, but come on you've got to admit that this day in age boys are snarling wolves and girls are the innocent lambs that get led to their den".
"Jimmy you've put too much thought into this sweetie, John's not a wolf I mean he offered to pay for dinner last night and you just gritted your teeth saying whatever to him".
"He's too sly and slick for anyone including me to put their finger on, he's like the leader of the pack leading the rest of the wolves on the hunt for innocent girl's".
"He's not leading any wolves, he's not the leader of a pack, and he's certainly not taking Angel's innocence I mean just look at her smile" Cindy said hearing an angelic giggle escaping her daughter's mouth.
"That's why she was named Angel not because of her innocence but because of her laugh, I remember when she was first born she smiled and giggled her angel laugh and we named her Angel".
Jimmy stopped staring at Angel and John and kissed Cindy hoping it would stop the growl in her voice for a little while.
"I just wish you would make this trip about me and not the others here, I mean Leo has Lauren and Michelle to occupy him, Angel has John to keep her company, and I'm supposed to have you" Cindy said pulling Jimmy closer to her.
"If you wanted the trip to be about us then why invite Leo, Lauren, Michelle, or Angel at all? I mean it kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it?" Jimmy asked throwing his arm around Cindy's shoulders.
"I invited Angel not Leo, Lauren, or Michelle it was kind of like dominoes once Angel got invited she invited Leo who in turn needed a sitter and in walked Lauren who also needed to babysit her little sister Michelle and that's that".
"Ok I can understand that this may be boring you Cin, but look at this from my point of view I'm a dad and my daughter's dating just about the most perfect boy ever and he's not backing away from her".
"Because he loves her I mean just look at all the stuff my mom did to try to get you to back off and you never did, and I'm grateful for that and now you've got to see that you're doing the same stuff she did to you to John".
"I just don't want Angel getting hurt Cindy, I mean she's in too deep with John and there's no telling how deep she's willing to go with him".
Cindy put her finger under Jimmy's chin and made him face her green eyes as he gulped her knowing how weak he was to green eyes.
"Jimmy we made a big family and it's a healthy, happy, smiling, sometimes mischievous family but they have never been hurt by boys before in their lives" Cindy said looking over at Michelle and Leo laughing as the waves knocked them over and Lauren sunbathing as far away from the water as she could be.
"See Leo's with a girl and you're not jumping down her throat telling her to stay away from your son and never go near him again".
"Because Michelle and Leo are different their seven and they grew up together, the boy the girl's date seem to be getting older and older" Jimmy said his eye's fixated on Cindy's.
"John and Angel are the same age Jimmy she's known him since her and him went to Kiddie Camp at the ripe age of six, they fell in love at twelve and you blew your top and ever since then you and John always butt heads like Billy Goats".
"Because he's perfect Cindy I mean the other boys had flaws but John well he's a walking, talking, living, breathing, flawless boy and flawless doesn't fly with me".
Cindy gently kissed Jimmy again attempting to move but Jimmy held her down with love in his eyes and in his heart.
"Fine I'll stop stalking if you stop stalking, I mean I've seen the looks you give Michelle and Leo and let me just say that you may have the makings of a good girl chaser but Leo won't appreciate when he gets older" Jimmy said as food was delivered to Jimmy and Cindy.
"Well you know how you say John's flawless well so is Michelle and like my faithful husband I need a flaw to attack and Michelle just hasn't given me a reason to chase her away" Cindy said munching on quesadillas and nachos.
"See it's not so easy to ignore it when it's Leo and Michelle now is it? I bet your Leo sense is tingling and you want to march up there and call them horndogs with no if's and's or but's about it".
Cindy shook her head no shoveling the food into her stomach as Jimmy gave her a questionable look as she giggled at the empty plate.
"Alright so you caught me but Leo is just as innocent as Angel is if not more because he's younger, and Michelle's like a jaguar ready to pounce and make him her prey" Cindy said jealousy coming out in her eyes as she looked at the blonde seven year old wooing her son.
"Welcome to the jealous parents club Cin. James Isaac Neutron club president and member since 1998 and trust me the club makes you do crazy things at times".
"Jim Please you and I are different, for example you don't see me chasing Michelle away with a nine iron even though it doesn't sound half bad, spying on Leo and Michelle on dates, or grabbing a guitar and serenading them with Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit until Michelle gets tired of it".
"Give it time Cin just a little time then all those things you said I was crazy for doing won't seem so crazy".
Cindy shook her head as more food got delivered and Jimmy grabbed the plates before Cindy could eat it.
"I don't think so preggers you just downed a quesadilla and nachos, we're splitting the rest of the food and then you and I are going to plan the most romantic night ever".
"Fine I finished my half so you better eat before I take your half too Jim, Little Leo Isaac Neutron the 2nd is starving" Cindy said her eyes turning back to the water to find Leo standing in front of her holding his foot.
"Lee sweetie what happened did a jellyfish sting you? Because I have a remedy for that and it's kind of gross but trust me it works".
"No I hit my foot on a r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rock and I know d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-daddy always tells me to be b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brave but it really stings and only mama's know how to fix boo boos" Leo whined sniffling up at Cindy.
"Ohh sweetie you never listen to daddy you should know that by now, mamas are the best with boo boos and I'll make My Pokey Little Puppy feel better".
Leo slowly lifted his foot and Jimmy saw no cut there as Cindy blew on it and Leo smiled running off and Cindy stuck her tongue out in a teasing manner at Michelle.
"And it begins remember when we went to Britney's 1st grade play and we saw Trevor Mcnolte there? I did that exact same thing after Britney kissed my cheek and I never heard the end of it from you" Jimmy said smiling slyly at Cindy.
"Because you did one better and beat the poor kid up on stage in front of his parents and the faculty, you were sent to the Principal's office with me because I was Britney's mother where you told a completely false chain of events" Cindy said sipping her drink.
"Alright and if Leo was in a play right now I'm sure the adrenaline you now feel after sticking your tongue out at Michelle may bring you to the stage beating Michelle's head in".
"So not I'm a lady Jim and ladies do not I repeat D-O-N-O-T display their strength in fighting, we cluck like chickens but that's about it".
"Right that's what the kids were scared about when they saw you in the halls during school a clucking session, Cin get real you're a black belt in Karate and you showed that on anyone who looked at you the wrong way".
"I was younger then Jimmy, name the last time I used brute strength to prove my point to anyone and slaps don't count because I don't use my potential strength during them".
"I can't remember but I think it was our 1 year marriage anniversary that completely slipped my mind and you punched me dead in the mouth drawing blood" Jimmy said as Cindy beamed remembering the night well.
"Yea well I bet you won't forget another anniversary again will you? I mean I had to keep you in line at that time and I found a way to do it by hurting you" Cindy said giggling at him.
"Yea well there are other ways to help me remember besides hitting me, I mean why not try a nagging voice from time to time?"
"I called you twenty five times that day and left twenty five messages. Is it my fault you don't know how to get voicemails?"
"So about tonight Cin it's your night so you pick what we do and it's not going to be a double date with Leo and Michelle or I won't come" Jimmy said as Cindy giggled snuggling with him on his beach towel.
"Fine but it's not a double date with Angel and John or I won't come either, because John has been nothing but nice and my prideful husband doesn't want anything John has to offer".
"Hey Mr. and Mrs. N here I got you two some gifts, and FYI look at the little guy over there it looks like he's found a little girlfriend of his own" John said throwing two parcels each at Jimmy and Cindy as Angel ran up laying on a towel next to Cindy jamming out to Everybody Talks by Neon Trees.
"It started with a whisper
And that was when I kissed her
And then she made my lips hurt
I can hear the chit chat
Take me to your love shack
Mama's always got a backtrack
When everybody talks babe
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks babe" Angel sang bobbing her head to the music.
"I kinda wish I never introduced her to that song because now it's all she likes listening to, I mean there are better songs out there".
"Yea I should have warned you but when she likes a song you're definitely going to hear about it, I thought she might like Helena Beat and suddenly it was Helena Beat 24/7 with Pumped Up Kicks, and Don't Stop(Color On The Wall) finishing up the Foster The People Playlist on her Nano".
Angel took her headphones out with a big smile on her face looking at Michelle trying her best not to flirt with Leo but it wasn't working very well.
"Well Mom looks like we may be seeing a lot of Michelle before too long huh? I mean who knew Leo wouldn't fall for his babysitter but her little sister?"
"Angie I'm sure you mean well but the only way Leo sees more of Michelle then me is over my dead body, I mean he likes her yes but that doesn't mean he loves her more than me" Cindy said a hint of anger in her voice.
"See your mom joined the jealous parents club with your dear, old, dad and she's going to start messing things up for Leo and Michelle like I did with you girls. With my help of course" Jimmy said smiling a prideful smile at Cindy.
"I-am-not-jealous-I'm-just-trying-to-look-out-for-My-Pokey-Little-Puppy-I-mean-he's-too-young-to-expirience-heartache-at-the-hands-of-Michelle-Lewis".
"I said the same thing when Gabriel started hanging out with Josh Macarthur and you told me that jealousy wasn't my best quality, Cin jealousy also isn't your best quality but that's another thing we have in common".
"Fine I'll forget about Michelle and Leo falling for each other at a young age if you promise to let Angel and John live their own life here and accept John's gifts with a kind heart" Cindy said ripping open her two gifts to find a shirt with Leo sticking his tongue out and a mug with Angel's picture on it.
"Leo actually took a funny picture Angie how did you get him to do this?, I mean I love the goofiness of it but he was always the smiler and never the funny poser in the family pictures".
"Well I told him that it's about time he started taking silly pictures and he agreed, and the other picture was taken when I was 10 and you said it was the prettiest picture I ever took" Angel said hugging Cindy as Jimmy opened his gifts and he got a # 1 dad mug and a shirt with him holding Angel in the front.
"Mom said this was an emotional time for you as well as her dad, she said you named me because you saw my smile and it reminded you of an angel".
Leo ran up the beach to the towels with Michelle joining him and he saw the presents opened as Cindy hugged him with tears in her eyes for her first goofy picture of Leo and Jimmy smiled knowing Michelle Lewis was the furthest thing from her mind.
"Lee I love the picture and I want you to take more like this one, I mean even Angel has a goofy faced picture in the house somewhere".
"Actually mine's floating around in cyberspace thanks to Alexis April Neutron, word of advice Lee never try to blackmail Alex because she'll use this picture against you.
"Mrs. Neutron can Leo spend the night with Lauren and I tonight, we're ordering za and Chipwrecked tonight, Lauren said she'd really like it if Leo was there too and so would I" Michelle said making her voice sound cuter than she was.
"It's up to Leo and I only have one rule there will be no kissing tonight and no sharing beds, I mean it Michelle Leo will have his own bed and you will have yours" Cindy said as Leo made a gross face but Michelle giggled just nodding.
"Eww I would never kiss her or sleep in the same bed as her mama she's a girl and she has cooties galore, I mean where do you come up with such gross stuff?" Leo asked as Cindy sighed relief and hugged Leo.
"Lee you have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that. Just remember that Michelle has cooties and you may catch them if you kiss her or sleep near her".
"Is that why you've been watching us with angry eyes all day mama? You should know that I'll never kiss Michelle she's a friend and I'll treat her like one until she gets older and I get older".
"I'm not that bad Lee, I mean come on we kissed real quick last night in your room and nothing happened" Michelle said as Cindy got redder and Leo knew she made a big mistake saying what she did.
"Michelle Lewis you best keep your distance for a second and I don't mean literally young lady, Leo you and I are grabbing a soda and talking about kissing".
"Michelle don't worry Leo will be back in the water soon, Mrs. Neutron and him just need some time alone and Angel and John we're joining them" Jimmy said meeting Cindy and Leo at the Tiki Bar.
"Leo why didn't you tell me you kissed Michelle? I mean it's not a bad thing but it is something I'd like you to wait until you're older to do again" Cindy said her voice going from angry to consoling.
"I guess I didn't say something because I wanted to know how it felt and Michelle wanted to know how it felt and she like it but I didn't her lips were too wet yuck" Leo said making a disgusted face again.
"Good just let Michelle know that there will be no kissing during Chipwrecked tonight or you two will have to have supervised visits".
Lauren walked up to the bar with Michelle whispering please no under her breath as two sodas were slid to Lauren.
"Mee I believe there's a few things you owe Leo and Mrs. Neutron or there will be no movie night tonight, and Cin I had no idea they did this or I would have broken it up right away" Lauren said as Cindy nodded looking at her.
"I understand Lauren and I don't blame you but you do have to talk to Michelle about a little thing called boundaries".
"I'm sorry Leo, Mr. Neutron, Mrs. Neutron, and Lore but we both wanted to know how the kissing felt and well we were together and Leo said it was as easy as breathing through your nose and not your mouth" Michelle said as Cindy shot Leo an angry look.
"What did I do? That's how Angel and John kiss and their lips aren't felling off like daddy said mine would if I caught cooties" Leo said in his defense as Cindy stared hard at Jimmy.
"Alright so he asked me yesterday if cooties existed and I said yes, then he asked what would happen if he caught them and I said his lips would fall off".
"Poor little guy maybe that was why he kept asking me if his lips were still there all day today, I even caught him in the mirror checking to see if he still had them" Lauren said as Cindy soughed angrily at Jimmy.
"Lee the truth is Cooties aren't real, they were invented to scare boys into not wanting to kiss girls, and no your lips aren't going to fall off you're going to be fine and dandy" Cindy said ruffling his hair.
"And I know now that there will be no more kissing Leo until we get older. My sissy said wait until he was at least 10" Michelle said taking a seat next to Leo.
"And I promise not to continue staring at you two, I mean now that I know you two kissed and Leo didn't really like it I think it's safe to allow Lauren to deal with you two".
"All right tikes let's go get washed up and ready for dinner and a movie, after the movie Leo will sleep in one bed by himself and Michelle and I will share the king size bed" Lauren said as Leo and Michelle raced for the hotel to enjoy their night.
"John and I have to split like bananas too we have a dinner and then John promised he'd take me to see The Lucky One after" Angel said running off with John joining her.
"Seriously Jimmy telling our poor Pokey Little Puppy that his lips would fall off, I mean you know his imagination runs away with him most of the time" Cindy said ordering more food and Jimmy giggled sitting next to her.
"You know that offer still stands Cin, anything you want to do tonight is on me and I mean anything in the whole wide world" Jimmy said throwing his arm around her shoulders.
"Jimmy be honest am I a mother cow? I mean am I bigger than I was with the other pregnancies? I want the truth too because if you don't tell me I'm sure Angel or Lauren will".
"Cindy no matter what you look like you'll always be beautiful to me, I mean maybe you put on a few more pounds but you're pregnant you have an excuse to eat a lot and not exercise" Jimmy said as Cindy smiled a sincere smile knowing Jimmy was telling the truth.
"James Isaac Neutron I do believe that is the most romantic thing you ever said to me, now let's go get some dinner after my snack and we can go to the movies and see what's playing" Cindy said as Jimmy helped Cindy stand as the snack plate was empty and they walked along the beach back to their room.
Well that's it for now and fans get used to seeing Cindy and Jimmy with the kids in the Bahamas because I feel that I want to do a bit more with them before we get back to Gabriel and the others peace out friends Cindy'sboy93