Thank you for some of your previous comments this chapter will contain most of the humour in the whole story… I think, I still haven't figured it all out yet, but I can guarantee this chapter will be funny. Thank you protector of the nameless for the help on pposting the chapters. Lyv ya!! ;) XD
/blah/ mind link
/blah/ Yami's thoughts
/blah/ Yugi's thoughts
Different scene
Different chapter
(Blah) when I but in
Chapter 2: Dancing girls
Grandpa is making a hot cup of ramen. He is absolutely clueless about where Yugi is. Grandpa picked up the remote control and switched it on to his favourite channel, the dancing channel. He sat down on his reclining chair put his feet up took out his chop sticks and stuck into his favourite hobby.
"Yes. Work it baby, work it! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!" said grandpa watching the young ladies on the television in their hot pants and tube tops shaking jumping around. One of the blonde girls was about to take of her top when…
"Sorry to interrupt this broadcast" said the anchor woman
"Well you're not forgiven, WHERE ARE THE DANCING GIRLS!!" Screamed grandpa spitting most of is ramen at the television.
Joey's house
Joey had just received his pizza from the delivery guy, the delivery guy held out his hand looking for a tip but Joey just closed the door in his face. Joel lounged on the sofa and turned on his favourite channel, the dancing channel. Joey Sat on the sofa and opened the box of pizza and stuffed a huge slice of pepperoni pizza in his mouth some tomato sauce squelched onto his fingers. He wiped his hand down his shirt, he was about to stuff his head in the box when he heard the commentator.
"…and Stephanie is about to remove her top" Joey looked up with a slice of pizza hanging out of his mouth.
"Come on baby, look at the tits on her!" said Joey glued to the TV not noticing the cheese running off his pizza on his lap.
"Sorry to interrupt this broadcast" said the anchor woman
"What da fuck? What up with da old lady and where is the dancin' girl!" said Joey angrily.
(Can you guys imagine a split screen for me thanks).
"Earlier this morning a fisher boat with the name 'Hikari Tenshi' There was a young boy found on the boat, if anybody is the parent or guardian of this child please report to Domino city hospital.
"OH MY GOD!" yelled Joey and grandpa
"My lil spiky head" said Joey
"My grandson" said grandpa
Joey left the house and sprinted down the street into the arcade and found Tristain, Téa, Ryou, Malik, Bakura, Marik, Duke and Mai. He told them all what he heard and they sprinted to the hospital.
Grandpa's house
Grandpa hadn't got very far he was only at the door, he managed to get out into his car (after 20 billion hours) he was about to start the car when duke pulled up next to him.
"The others are at the hospital hop in with me" said duke
"OK just keep within the speed limit" said grandpa
"OK as long as you don't backseat drive me" replied Duke
The two drove to the hospital although duke didn't keep Grandpa's orders and speeded along avoiding every red light and stop sign. Grandpa and duke ran in the hospital and saw the others sitting in the waiting area.
"How is he?" asked Duke
"Have you heard anything yet?" asked grandpa
"You'd be safer asking Téa" said Joey
"Yea the doctor said some big words and Joey got scared" said Tristain
"I did not get scared; I just didn't understand some of the words he was saying!" said Joey
"The doctor…..said he was knocked unconscious and he is in a coma he has a serious condition of…. Hypothermia….and the doctors aren't sure when he is going to wake up…or…if he is ever going to wake up" said Téa sniffing during each pause then bursting into tears, Mai hands her a tissue.
"I don't need your comfort Mai!!" shouted Téa shoving the tissue back in her face. She slammed her face into Joey's shoulder. "OW!!"
"JOEY, GIVE ME COMFORT!!" She yelled
"Wait….." said Joey
"Guys give him space he's thinking!!" Sarcastically added Tristain
"Hardy har har Tristain but this is serious." Replied Joey
"Oh he's being serious" replied Duke
"NO, there is some one missing" said Joey
"WHO?!" they all yelled
"Yami…" quietly replied Joey
"MY YAMI-KINS!!" yelled (well you know who)
"HEY! No yelling in the hospital!" called the receptionist
"You could have told her that earlier before she burst my ear drum, TANK YOU VERY MUCH" yelled Tristain in Téa's face.
The doctor came in asked "Are you the friends of Yugi Motou?"
They all replied "yes."
The doctor said in a low voice "he is awake"
The group gets up and stampeded over the doctor officially flattening him to the ground. The groups of teens are in Yugi's ward they approach the bed. Yugi is very pale his hair is out of shape and Yugi's eyes are half open. Tristain put his face straight in to Yugi's. Yugi's eyes moved up and he looked at Tristain and says.
"Super robot unicorn monkey man?" he said very slowly, he turned his attention to Téa before Tristain turned into a super unicorn monkey volcano man.
"Slut of the year?" again said Yugi. Téa's face went bright red; she pulled her skirt down and was ready to explode. Yugi then turned to duke (oh boy!)
"Weird transvestite guy?"(My friend and I thinks he looks like a girl not like he's not hot or anything) again said Yugi.
"WHAT!!" said Duke with restrained voice with a clenched fist and a vein poking out of his head. Yugi then looked at Mai (This should be good)
"Blonde bimbo?" confused said Yugi. Mai crossed her arms.
"He better be talking about you" she said looking at Joey. Yugi looked at Serenity.
"Mousy Girl?" asked Yugi. Serenity looked Shocked
"I hope you aint talking about mi sister dude!" replied Joey. Yugi turned to Marik and Malik.
"Nut-so and half nut-so?" A vain popped out of Mariks' head.
"What…did…the…pharaoh's…brat…just…call…us…!" During all of this Bakura was laughing his evil head off. Yugi stared at the two albinos. (This can't turn out well 0.0')
"Brit boy? Evil snow fairy?" Now it was everyone else's turn to laugh.
"WHY YOU LITTLE…!!" Ryou, Joey, Tristain and Duke tackled Bakura to the ground as he tried to attack Yugi.
"LET ME AT THAT LITTLE BRAT!!" yelled Bakura, struggling against their hold.
Kaiba and Mockuba choose to come in at that point.
"Is it true? Is he really dead? Do I finally get his title…Darn didilly he's awake," said Seto.
"Rich, sore loser?" asked Yugi. Seto clenched his fists.
"What the! Wha! Ah stupid lil tiny AHHHH!!" yelled Seto very angrily
"Well at least he isn't delusional!" said Joey proud of himself. Yugi then turned his attention to Joey.
"Doggy boy!" said Yugi. Joey looked at him and every body laughed at him.
"I take it back he is delusional" said Joey crossing his arms. Yugi then looked at Mockuba.
"…Hey Mockuba" then Yugi fell asleep.
As Yugi rested his head on his pillow his life support machine started beeping rapidly, the group took a step backwards. They all gasped Yugi's body was shaking all over.
"He's having a seizure!" yelled Téa
"Get the doctor!" Called Duke
"DOCTOR!!" screamed Tristain
"My spiky head!" screamed Joey he ran to wards Yugi but the doctor pushed him back.
"I'm sorry but we have to take action! Please sit in the waiting area." Said the doctor,
They all sat in the waiting room and waited and waited and waited.
End of chapter two
Stardust653: sorry it took so long to reply but I had a lot of help…
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