Day 4: Libraries

"Elphie, can we go now?" Glinda asked, as she gave out a deep sigh.

Her and Elphaba had been spending all day checking out the libraries in the Emerald City. Elphaba had promised her this was the last one she wanted to check out, but this library was proving the longest to get the green girl out of.

"No, I'm reading," Elphaba answered, as she turned a page of the massive science book she was reading.

"But I'm bored!" Glinda whined, a little too loudly, that resulted in the librarian shushing her. "Elphie, please, this place is full of madness," Glinda added in a whisper. "I mean I can't even talk in here."

"You can talk just talk quietly." Elphaba retorted.

"I'm so picking the next place we go," Glinda answered, with a huff.

"Glinda, there are thousands of books here. I'm sure you can find a book that interests you," Elphaba replied.

"Are there any books about a sexy green woman?" Glinda asked in a seductive tone.

"Glinda, I don't know what you think this place is but this is a library," Elphaba answered, as she looked over to the next page in her book.

"Well, maybe they would get more people to come into this place if they had books like the ones I'm thinking about. Ones about a sexy green woman who has a beautiful blonde maiden as her girlfriend," Glinda said, with a purr in her voice. When Elphaba didn't answer Glinda was quick to come up with another thing to say. "Sweet Oz, Elphie, I need you to kiss me."

"What?" Elphaba didn't get to say more than that because Glinda had planted her lips firmly on to the green woman's own. Elphaba was completely surprised by this action, but it didn't take her long to return the kiss with just as much passion.

The kiss would have lasted longer but the librarian was quick to put a finger to her lips and say, "Shhh! Either be quiet or leave!"

"Something tells me that librarian wants us to go," Elphaba said, as she tried to hide the smile on her lips.

"Aw, but I don't want to go yet. I'm just getting into this library stuff," Glinda answered, her voice disappointed.

"I don't think making out is considered library stuff."

"It is if you're in a library," Glinda said with a huff. Elphaba just gave the blonde a grin, and was tempted to start their kiss back up again, but the look the librarian was giving them would make the bravest person nervous. "Well what other library stuff can we do?"

"I'm not sure what else one can do in a library besides reading, studying, and making out with their gorgeous blonde girlfriend," Elphaba answered.

"I know! We should run around screaming just to mess with that librarian, or have a book fight," Glinda suggested.

"Where do you get these ideas?" Elphaba asked in a whisper.

"My mind tends to wander when I can't make out with my stunning green girlfriend," Glinda replied, as she started to play with Elphaba's raven hair.

"How about we whisper quietly to each other?" Elphaba proposed as she looked back toward the book she was reading.

"How will that annoy the librarian?" Glinda demanded.

"Why do you want to annoy that librarian so much anyway?" Elphaba asked.

"She shushed me," Glinda answered, her voice a bit sad.

"Oh, my sweet, come here," Elphaba replied, as she opened her arms up, and the blonde quick to fall into them. "You really want to annoy that librarian don't you?"

"Yes," Glinda whispered. "She shushed me."

"Okay, let's get back at them. Here's the plan," Elphaba said, as she began to whisper in the blonde's ear.

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After a few minutes Elphaba went up to the desk where the librarian was. When the librarian didn't acknowledge her the green woman cleared her throat quite loudly.

"Can I help you?" The librarian, who sort of looked like Madam Morrible, asked.

"Yes, well you see I'm looking for a book that's about a sexy green skinned woman," Elphaba said.

"We don't have any books about things like that," The librarian answered, in a tone that showed she wasn't happy with Elphaba's request.

"Oh, okay then, how about a book that's about a beautiful blonde maiden who is the girlfriend of the sexy green skinned woman," Elphaba asked.

"No, we don't have books like that either," The librarian replied, her voice tone sounding more annoyed.

"Okay, then how about a book that has both a sexy green woman and a beautiful blonde maiden," Elphaba asked, as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"We don't have any books like that either! Now please..." But the librarian was interrupted before she had a chance to finish.

"Well what books do you have that makes note of a green woman and her beautiful blonde girlfriend?" Elphaba demanded.

"We don't have any books like THAT!" The librarian yelled.

"SHUSH! Hey, some of us our trying to read here! You're a librarian you should know the rules about not talking loudly!" Glinda answered, as she gave the librarian a dirty look. In turn the librarian's face started to turn a bit red from embarrassment. Elphaba then turned away and joined Glinda. She held out her green hand to the blonde and without missing a beat she took it.

"You happy now that we annoyed the librarian?" Elphaba asked.

"Yes, very much so," Glinda answered, as she gave green hand a squeeze, and with that the sexy green skinned woman and her beautiful blonde girlfriend left the library in victory.