Day 12: In A Single Lumpy Bed
"I will never understand why this bed is so lumpy," Glinda declared one morning as she laid her head on Elphaba's shoulder.
"Is that why you use me as your pillow?" Elphaba asked, with her eyes still closed.
"I say we tear this bed apart and see why it's so lumpy!" The blonde said, as she poked the green woman in the side and lifted her head up.
"I say we go back to sleep. The sun isn't even up yet," Elphaba pointed out as she tried to suppress a yawn.
"Well we would get a better night sleep if our bed wasn't so lumpy," Glinda answered, with a huff, as she began to feel around under the sheets.
"Must you do this now, my sweet?"
"I want to find out what is in this bed! Ah ha! Elphaba, I got something! I got something!" Glinda declared in great excitement.
"You got my foot," Elphaba replied, her voice plain.
"I knew it felt familiar," Glinda answered, as she let go of the green woman's foot and began to feel around some more.
"Will you stop moving around so. I really want to go back to sleep."
"I'm not tired," The blonde replied.
"Come here and I will make you tired. A long ravishing always does the trick," Elphaba answered, as she watched Glinda disappear under the covers.
"I thought you were tired?" Glinda asked with a muffled giggle.
"When you're asleep that means I can sleep," Elphaba answered, as she watched the blonde continue her crawl under the blankets.
"I mean, seriously, how can a bed be this lumpy!"
"It's probably a very old bed," Elphaba muttered with a sigh. "You can always sleep on the floor you know."
"Let's not talk crazy, Elphaba. You know what, we should complain to the innkeeper about this sorry excuse for a mattress," Glinda said, as she made it to the end of the bed.
"We should go to sleep," Elphaba answered only to get pinched in the rear by Glinda. "What happened to looking for what was making this bed so uncomfortable?"
"I took a brief detour," The blonde replied, with a giggle. Elphaba couldn't help but grin as she closed her eyes once again, but the consent moving and talking from her girlfriend made it impossible for her body to fall back to sleep.
"I do declare that this bed must be stuffed with rocks," Glinda said as she poked at the mattress with a pink polished nail. Elphaba could only let out a great sigh. "Or at least with jagged bricks."
"Just lay back and relax. Then before you know it you will forget all about this lumpy bed."
"I can't give up yet Elphie." With that Glinda began to grope the mattress in the attempt to discover the reason for the extreme lumpiness. "Isn't this lumpy bed bothering you?"
"Sure it's a little shapely, but then again I do enjoy things with a bit of figure," Elphaba answered, with a purr as she caressed down the blonde's hips. Glinda giggled and gave a seductive purr of her own when she felt the green woman's touch descend upon her.
"I always knew that, Elphie."
"Now please, my sweet, cease this movement. I am still hopeful that I can get a few more hours of sleep in."
"Well I am hopeful I can solve this lumpy mystery," Glinda replied, as she dived under the covers once again.
Ten minutes later Glinda emerged from under the cover with a huff. "Well I didn't find anything. This bed is just lumpy by nature."
"Good, now we can go back to sleep," Elphaba answered, her voice relieved, as she closed her eyes once again.
Glinda just gave the green woman a pout and replied, "What happened to my ravishing?"
With those words Elphaba's eyes snapped open, and she pressed her lips against Glinda's as she placed the blonde under her. As their kiss grew, Glinda soon realized that she wasn't going to be thinking about how this single bed was so very lumpy for long.