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I know, I know, why would i keep doing this to myself.


But then I realized that it'd be more Sugoi to introduce myself to everyone-san so that they can see how Kawaii Desu I am.

The first person was Sayaka Maizono-San and she was a baka and so not sugoi because that blue hair was totally fake but I was born with my Kawaii pink hair and streaks.

Taka-Kun was a rule abiding baka and i didn't like him he was so not sugoi.

Toko-San was a jerk she said that my hair sucked even though it's so kawaii Desu! What a baka!

Leon-Kun had fake not kawaii hair and he was so rude!

And the fat guy I forgot his name was a creep. I'll call him creep-kun.

Hina-chan was pretty kawaii but she was a baka.

Chihiro-chan was so Kawaii I just wanted to pick her up and hug her forever but then i wouldn't be able to hug my new hasubando.

Kyoko-Sama was so sugoi! She was so mysterious and stuff!

Junko-san was boring and a big jerk and such a baka and not sugoi!

And Mondo-Kun was an even bigger baka!

Sakura-San was really scary but she was super strong so I'll make sure to always tell her that she's sugoi.

Yasuhiro-kun was THE BIGGEST BAKA EVER

Celeste-Sama was so sugoi! She was really pretty and I loved how tall her pigtails were!

And of course there was my hasubando-senpai-sensei-sama! His name was Byakuya Togami and he had a totes Sugoi voice!

We all talked for a while and the the TV turned on and i heard a creepy but kawaii voice say

"Upupupupu!"


HELP ME PLEASE THE WAPANESE IS DROWNING ME