I'm only writing this because these chapters are a lot shorter and I can procrastinate from writing the finale to It's Over. *pulls hair* *cries* desu

OH MY GOD NO

CRAP ITS ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS AND THIS FIC IS RUINING MY LIFE DESU

*ROCKS BACK AND FORTH* I'm a sick girl...

Maybe I'll go eat some pocky-

Wait, this fic has ruined Pocky for me.

Also, I forgot to introduce Makoto last chapter. Oops. I can write that in as something.

Also, this computer doesn't spell check fanfiction but that's okay, spelling errors are good in a troll fic.

"Byakuya-sensei-senpai-sama, what was that creepy but kawaii voice desu?"

"I think it was-"

"SHUT UP MAIZONO-SAN I ASKED MY HASUBANDO NOT YOU YOU BAKA desu"

"Yandere much-"

"I SAID SHUT UP OR I WILL SHOVE MY KAWAII SAILOR MARS WAND UP YOUR-"

"Mikako, I think we should remain calm. Mauling Sayaka will not help our situation." Kyoko-Sama said.

"Kyoko-Sama, you are such a baka! From nwo on, I'll call you Kyoko-San, so not sugoi! Desu."

"The sheer fact that you respected me is a little frightening." Kyoko-San said in a totes NOT sugoi voice.

"OKAY, OKAY! I'LL CALL YOU KYOKO-SAMA, HAPPY?! Desu."

"..."

"I believe we should report to the gym like the monitor said." Celeste-Sama said. See, Celeste is so sugoi!

So we all went but my new Hasubando went ahead of me so i walked next to another person but I didn't know who he was because he was so boring and not sugoi desu.

"I'm Makoto Naegi." He said.

"OMG! So not sugoi. Unless you're Byakuya-sensei-senpai-sama, I'll just call you Boring-Kun. Desu."

Boring-Kun looked at me all weird desu.

"you are sucha a baka!" I said and then i walked ahead so I could see my new hasubando. But instead, there were other people, like Creep-Kun and Junko-San. No hasubando, no Chihiro-chan, no Celeste-sama, or even Hina-chan. Creep-kun tried to say something baka to me but I hit him with my wand and ran insidethe gym to see my hasubando desu.

Chihiro-chan saw me and said hi and i gave he a huge hug because she was so kawaii desu!

"Youre so kawaii Chihiro-chan, not as sugoi as hasubando, but still, so kawaii desu!" I said. Chihiro smiled and said thank you and blushed and she was evebn more kawaii desu!

Then a half kawaii and half baka bear jumped and started talking about killing and stuff but I was too busy drooling and staring at my new hasubando with my big, sparkly rainbow eyes that glistened with kawaiiness desu.

And then something exploded because that baka mondo-Kun blew up the bear, which was so not sugoi! But then it became sugoi again when a new kawaii-baka bear appeared desu.

"Kawaii-baka bear, what is your name?" I asked because I didn't hear it earlier desu.

"My name is Monokuma! I am not a baka!"

"Monokuma-kawaii-baka-chan-kun it is!" I said my eyes sparkiling even more and then I did the splits and went into a magical mriacle girl pose to make my new senpai-hasubando notice me.

but then mondo-kun punched boring-kun and then I screamed and hit him o nteh head with my wand because I was afraid that he would attack hasubando.

And then mOnokuma-kawaii-baka-chan-kun dissapeared and we all started to explore after everyone but hasubando was being a baka for a while.

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FML