Because DA BEST SYOC EVA is somehow relevant to this trainwreck.

In an alternate timeline...

"I'm questioning the logic of this entire thing." Mikako gestured to the bright blue portal floating in the air, showing...herself. On the other side.

However, while this Mikako's pink hair was at a realistic length, and her clothes were a plain dress, the other Mikako on the other side of the portal had her hair in 10-foot-long pigtails and a brightly colored outfit from some Vocaloid.

"It's my past self. From another timeline." Mikako blinked.

"wtf" was Kiyomi's simple response.

"Is it even...logically possible to watch an alternate version of yourself?" Gory frowned.

"Well, obviously." Mikako waved her hand in front of the portal. "This alternate Mikako somehow got placed into the main class...and judging from how fucking stupid she is, she isn't a mastermind."

"I-I'm so confused..." Uke's eyes were practically spinning around in his head.

Ninja and Tomato exchanged silent glances.

"And y'know what else is weird? Togami. He's in the main class, with a proper talent, like he should be, I guess." Mikako tapped a finger to her chin. "I wonder if this Togami survives..."

Everyone grew silent at the mention of Togami. In their killing game, Togami had been murdered during the third case, by a girl who's hair was even more unnaturally long than Mikako's. And now here he was, on the other side of the portal, being bothered by Mikako's alternate self.

"do u think despair's drop exists in there wurld?" Kiyomi asked.

"If it does, it's no wonder the rest of our class is missing. Because they're in Despair's Drop. That begs the question though; are they in a killing game? And if they are, who the hell is in charge?" Mikako groaned. "Truthfully, I'm not eager to find out. Let's just close this portal."

Just as Mikako reached out with one of her wands from some costume of hers... (She still couldn't figure out how her costumes had magical powers)

The other Mikako jumped through.

so like i jumped into a portal and omg! it wuz so weird desu!

There were like 6 people-things in the room.

There was this super kawaii girl who totes looked liek me! She had super kawaii pink hair with sugoi purple streaks just like mine! And her body was totes perf! And her eyes! Omg, her eyes were all rainbow and sugoi liek mine desu!

There was another girl who wux

"OMG1!1! KIYOMI CHAAAAAAAAN1!" I ran up 2 her and hugged her but for some reason she pushed me off? What? "Omg baka! Why did you push meee?! So not sugoi!"

Kiyomi-Chan just looked at me all weird desu?

Everyone else was ugly and so not sugoi so i don't care

"Ninja. Take her out." The girl who looked liek me said

den everything went black desu!

"A-Are you okay?"

I opened my eyes 2 see the most adorable uke guy ever! I think he wuz with the other people wen i met them but he didn't look important so

"omgggg! so cuyyyyyyyyuuute! can i be ur big sister desu?"

"I-I'm sorry, but Mikako is already my 'big sister'."

"LOL, I'm Mikako desu!"

"...Help." Da second he said that, all of a sudden my sugoi clone ran in! But her hair was all short? y wuz her hair all short? I didn't notic that when I got here!

"Oh fuck, she's awake." my clone said. "Well, uh, restrain her again, the memory drug still isn't done yet."

"I'M IMMUNE TO EVIL DRUGS BAKA!" I lifted up my wand but...dun dun dun! my wand wasnt there desu!

"We're not that stupid. We took your shit away." Clone-me shrugged. "After all, I'm you. I know how powerful we can get if we have our costumes."

"how da fack are you me!?JHKHK! desu"

"Alternate universe or something. Portals. Timelines." other-Mikako rolled her eyes. "We're sending you back to your own timeline."

"But y!? I liek this one!" I yell. Mikako put a hand on her chin

"Togami died in this one." She smild.

"OMG! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU desu"

I woke up in mi room

"oh. Just a not sugoi dream, lol desu."

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