This hasn't been updated for so long, and it's my first fanfic...Meh. I actually reread everything and cringed at the horrible english like you're and your. But since I'm lazy and it's too much work to change it, so I'll leave it be and improve this one.

"hello" God/Kami speaking to Kayla

"Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu!" Jutsu name

"Hello", speaking or when Kayla is in human form

Flashback- Flashback

"Hello" Kayla speaking in cat form

Kayla's POV

2 years have passed and I still continued to run away from Shinma, who was still intent on catching me. Konoha was soon going to be made with the papers finalised tomorrow. I held a deep grudge. I don't care if she raised me, if I were some other animal, I would have already killed myself just like Paris Hilton's pets from the South Park did.

Shinma was soon called. She left me alone and skipped away, I sighed in relief before heading out once more, changing back into my human form and went towards the river to soak my feet in there. It was soon going to be her wedding day to a guy she was engaged with. I let the fishes nibble on my toe, giggling softly as it tickled me. I flicked my big toe and watched as it ran away because I hit it in the face before coming back to me.

I have always wondered why fishes would always come close even if my true form is a cat. Well, it helps me a lot in hunting for food when I run away for days, only for me to be brought back each time. But what was worst, when I was caught and brought back to Shinma, she held me up proudly, which her fiancé proceeded to ask if he could breed his cat with me to bring more generations and generations of powerful Cat Ninjas.

I immediately yowled and screeched and scratched whatever I can reach. Especially those two. He didn't get the message, insisting that it would be good once I met his cat. I was disgusted. That cat was fat and thinks so might towards himself that he tried to force himself on me. I knew that it hurt to have intercourse as a cat, so I scratched his 'perfect face'. He already have a lot of 'wives' and kids anyways, or so I've heard.

The humans tried to do their best in trying to make me have kids, which I didn't do at all because ew, my mentality and all, is overall human. And it's not like I didn't learn anything from the people I've been around. I've learn how to blow out fire out of my mouth. Mito also forced Tobirama to teach me things, much to his distaste and skeptical that he has to teach a cat. I would be too if I were to teach a cat. And in the end, I could do a water scratch in my kitty form.

Mito is currently pregnant. She now habitually strokes her stomach and hums to it. I know the feeling of motherhood as I've experienced it once even though I've spent the first 2 months in denial. I would stay out a lot longer because I could feel the baby's chakra. It made me miss my own baby and Anna...

I splashed water on my face, causing all the fishes to run away. I curled up and buried my face into my knees, missing my own tiny and little family of mine. I heard a rustle and immediately stood up, in a fighting stance. Out came a harried Uchiha named Madara. We both stared at each other like a deer in headlights

I could hear squeals and 'Madara-sama~❤️'s everywhere. I pitied him. Though he seemed to panic when he saw me. So I shrugged it and grabbed him, bringing him up into a tree that was conveniently tall and everywhere. Though I had to cover his mouth because he seemed like he wanted to shout at me, ending up with us being discovered by his fans.

Finally, all that stampede and everything shut up. I sighed in relief and released the guy before jumping down the tree and onto the river.

"Who are you?" The guy asked. My back was towards him so I turned around, smiled blandly before dropping and skating towards nowhere, just hiding in general

Of course, because of that, he seemed to try to find me. I would often visit the Senju clan to visit Itama and Kawarama especially, and it helped me generously in trying to hide from the Uchiha clan head. It's annoying that he tries to find me, and it's even more annoying that rumors spread that he and his lady-friend is probably having an argument, with him trying to find 'her' and all. It was inconvenient to the fact that Konoha was made and since it was quite a space where everyone knew each other and is not as big as the canon-konoha

It was annoying. Plain annoying. I was tempted to just henge myself into something else, but I'm that unoriginal and not as creative as Anna and my baby, I couldn't think of anything else I could base myself of. I grumbled and kicked a stone out of the road I'm walking on.

I grabbed a leaf from the bushes and tore it into pieces, glaring at it as if it could combust into fire. I stomped on it and kept on walking. It's bad enough that THAT annoyance kept on disturbing me, I don't have any equipment for my monthly. I had to USE A FUCKING CLOTH FOR THIS SHIT! I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT! I hope you get a huge amount of bad luck, that fucking Kami. I screamed and shouted as a hand caught onto my arm.

I tried to run but that hand was too strong. I turned around, about to punch the guy in the face when I stopped. It was the annoyance. I had to frown though. He looked at me with a determination I could not tell why.

"Why did you help me?" He asked. I raised my brow, is that the only reason why he bothered to try and find me? Just that question? I felt my eye twitch. "Well, why didn't you just fry them with your fire jutsu?" I asked sarcastically. "You did not answer my question" He glared at me. I sighed. I guess I have to resort to this

"Ahhh! Help me! Rape!" I made my voice as loud and monotone as possible, calling out with my free hand cupped. He seemed to panic and took me into the bushes with him.

"SHHH!" He covered my mouth. He then slowly took away his hand away from my mouth, just in case I didn't scream out again. "Let me ask again. Why did you help me?" He glared at me, showing that fancy shmancy red eyes their clan seems to be famous for

"You looked like you needed help" I shrugged. I haven't heard from Kami at all except for him occasionally tripping me by something suddenly appearing in the middle of the way. This is probably my karma when I cursed him.

"You're lying" The guy glared at me. Whoops, I forgot about him. I shrugged. "You can say that all you want, but do you think I care?" I asked, raising my brow even higher. There was a rustle in the bush, making our heads snap to the direction

"Madara! There you...are.." The person who came out was Hashirama, who seemed to paused when he saw that. "Excuse me for interrupting!" He fled. Madara and I dead-panned at him. Though we looked at our situation this time when we didn't bother as we were to busy with him trying to interrogate me. My back was against the tree, caged between him and the tree, with his arms encasing me to try and prevent me from escaping.

He got off of me like something burned and stood up. I sighed and got up, dusting myself off. He didn't offer any help and I didn't ask. His mind seemed to be in a turmoil so I escaped while I still can.

END!

This is how I perceive Madara as, when he tries hard to try not to cause panic for the sake of Konoha and his clan. It's like Sasuke, he's always serious and murderous but there's some scene where he SHOWS emotion rather than Grr! and HN! He sweat drops, freak out, etc when it was pre-shippuden and all that.

I've decided that her future hubby is Madara! I have plans getting them together but it won't be until a long time