1: Call him fat.
2: Call him chicken head.
3: Is this simple to figure out? If so, ask Sasuke, he'll probably say no. XD
4: Call him a hypocrite.
5: HA HA HA! HE'S GAY!
6: Is that a chicken on your head? or is it your hair?
7: That's one strange hairdoo, looks like a chicken
8: ...Orochimaru.
9: Orochimaru in a chicken suit.
10: Orochimaru in a chicken suit making chicken noises.
11: Orochimaru singing.
12: Orochimaru...lap dancing.
13: I really am evil aren't I?
14: Guess who chicken head?
15: Oh, I'm sorry, I mistook you for a chicken.
16: Stare at his hair, then point out it looks like a chicken.
17: Kabuto and Orochimaru in the same room as Sasuke.
18: Keep pestering him, asking why Kabuto is named after a pokemon. (seriously though, why IS kabuto named after a pokemon?)
19: Laugh at him.
20: Laugh at his hair.
21: Tell him he has no reason for living except...being Orochimaru's man slave.
22: ...
23: Poke him.
24: Light his hair on fire and watch it burn and him run around screaming.
25: Laugh. For no reason at all.
26: Laugh whenever he's in the middle of a sentence.
27: Tell him Gaara is a lot awesomer than he is. (with the grammatical error. [seriously, Gaara is a lot better)
28: Laugh evilly worthy of Orochimaru.
29: Scream. Loudly. In his ear.
30: Is this really number 30? Damn. Heh heh, Sasuke has chicken feet.
31: Ask him who he loves the most. Sakura? or Lee?
32: Suggest that he likes Lee better without waiting for an answer to number 31.
33: Completely Ignore Him.
34: Tell him that you know someone a lot gayer than him.
35: Introduce that person to him.
36: Tie Sasuke up and lock him in a closet with that person. Tell your friend he can do whatever he wants.
37: Video tape it and put it on Youtube, it will soon be in the top ten favorite videos.
38: Tape "I am a Chicken Head" with duct tape on his bare (ew) back.
39: Laugh at the sign.
40: Sing at the top of your lungs, the "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" song. In full detail.
41: Make sure you're singing in his ear.
42: If he runs, super glue him to a chair.
43: While you're at it, super glue his hands to his butt.
44: Make him watch kid shows. With Orochimaru in the room.
45: Shave him bald.
46: From then on, call him Chicken Baldy.
47: Make sure you tell Sakura that Sasuke is in love with Orochimaru and wouldn't have anyone else in the world.
48: Watch the results. Sakura's one crasy bitch.
49: Laugh at his misery.
50: Get Michal Jackson and Orochimaru locked up in the same closet with him in it, staple his eyes open to make sure he's watching.
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