omg, a friend told me this joke, its hilarious. I didn't make it!
Bob died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. hhe asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bob, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hilary Clinton's clock?" Bob asked.
"That's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
sorry to you H.C fans out there! reviews are awesome, I'll be sure to tell my friend!