50 ways to annoy Orochimaru! Muahahaha!
(Disclaimer: annoying orochimaru is not a good idea...)
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Kill his favorite snake.
Tell him Kabuto is cheating on him with Sasuke...
Tell him Sasuke is straight. No matter how untrue that is...
Lock him in a room with homosexual girls.
If he's happy about that, blow them up...
Play the reptile version of duck, duck, goose without inviting him.
Make sure you're very loud about it. Snake, snake, lizard!
When he regains use of his arms again...cut them off.
Hit his head with hot coals and watch his hair burn off.
Make sure Kabuto is far away and tied up, Orochimaru will be shouting for his help in no time.
Sing the Barney Song in his ear, loudly.
Afterwards, tell him you hate his guts.
Tell him you're more immortal than he is.
Then tell him you're not immortal. But Hidan is.
Give him some deodorant. Self-explanatory.
Draw on his body while he's asleep.
Tie his snakes into a ball and chuck it at his head.
Make sure one of the snakes is dead.
Break it to him that Kabuto is a necrophiliac.
Call him a pedophile.
Tell him to jump off a cliff.
After saying this, tell him you'll make his snakes catch him. But secretly, throw all his snakes into a vat of boiling acid.
To a chair and shave his head.
Make sure its the head you're shaving off...
Skip down to Kabuto swinging Orochimaru's still living head by your side.
Start hitting Kabuto with the head.
Tell Orochimaru that Sasuke may not be gay for him, but Kabuto isn't.
Call Child Abuse on Orochimaru.
Scream rape while he's dissecting you.
Make sure you're screaming as loud as you can.
Tie him to a chair and start cutting off his head with a leaf from Konoha.
Make sure Orochimaru knows where the leaf came from.
Keep him tied to a chair and start pulling out his teeth.
Pluck an eye out while you're at it.
When all his teeth are out make him eat his eyeball.
When you kick him in the private, wonder out loud why it didn't hurt him.
Then suggest he doesn't have anything down there.
When he tries to prove it to you, via pulling off his pants, scream rape.
Light his pants on fire while you're at it.
Watch as his entire body catches fire.
Start giving him an acupuncture treatment.
Make sure you're shoving the entire needle into his body, that'll make it painful. Acupuncture is virtually painless.
Put him in a full-body cast.
Light the cast on fire.
Listen to his squeals of pain.
When he starts apologizing for his deeds, take out a tape recorder and record everything.
Tell him not to worry, you'll deposit his ashes somewhere safe, like a vat of acid.
On second thought, dip a body part of his into the acid.
Pour gasoline all over his body.
Tell him you though it might put the fire out.