A/N: Well, here we are again...with 15 ways to annoy Hidan...
Alright, the reason there's only 15 is because of two reasons:
I was asked to.
I'm lazy.
Pretty much it. Hope you enjoy.
15 ways to annoy the shiz out of Hidan.
1.) Give him a medal. The, "I'm a Jashinist" award. He'll think you're trying to piss him off, so he'll get pissed off.
2.) Seriously, it's not rocket science. Kick him where it hurts. Multiple times. He'll get pissed off.
3.) Staple his back...no...really...take a staple gun and staple his back...
4.) Anything he says about the leader, say the exact opposite, or completely say what he just said. Prepare to run at this point...
5.) Ask him if he likes Kakuzu, tell him if he does, everyone understands. It's the tentacles right?
6.) Steal his scythe, that'll piss him off for sure.
7.) If that does work, stab him with it.
8.) Yes I did say does in number 7...Anyway, rip off his head again. He'll start complaining about his hair or something.
9.) Shave his head...he likes his hair too much...
10.) Ask him how old he is. Come on, his hair is turning white.
11.) Chew on the cord from his scythe.
12.) Carve a heart on his chest, where everyone can see it.
13.5) If you're a girl, ask if his sex is male, or is he undecided.
13.5) If you're a guy, ask if he's gay, or is he just multisex.
14.) Break all the bones in his body, he'll get pissed and try to kill you.
15.) Steal Kakuzu's arm and hand it to him. Tell him it's for later, when he needs to get some alone time...if you catch my drift...
A/N: Feel free to leave a comment...whatever. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles. Hope you enjoyed it anyway.