More Dysfunctional Than FACE

by StoicSauce

During a World Meeting in the U.S., the other nations find something America has been hiding from them for over 200 years. His states, territories, and districts are personified? Set of one-shots about America's family and their trouble making! (note: This is not meant to offend anyone. If something seems offensive, tell me so I can either remove it or explain myself.)

3. Clubs and Cliques

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This is being written almost immediately after I posted chapter two, so if you aren't up there, don't fret! I'll give you a shout out next time!

I have updated chapter one. It was written on my old iPad, so the text was really messed up, but I fixed it.

I'm looking for a proofreader to make sure I don't mess up. You see, even though English is my strongest subject, I get messed up with grammar sometimes. If you're a registered beta and would like to take on the job, feel free to pm me!

Chapter 3 is about the cliques and clubs the states have formed, and who is in them. Hope you enjoy!

Because America is so diverse, it makes sense that the states are too. Every state has its own preferences, beliefs, and cultures. For example, while New England has its wonderful clam chowder, perfect as a side or main course, New Mexico has something no other state, or country, for that matter, has. Sopapillas. These light, air filled pieces of bread are perfect for any meal, including dessert.

The states are in their early-to-mid teens, meaning cliques and clubs are common among them, consisting of groups of like-minded people. Some make sense, while others...don't, to put it simply. Now, lets dive in!

'No, we are not twins' Club

This club is one of the odd ones. No one really knows what they do (Washington suspects that they just b***h about stuff).

Members

South Dakota

North Dakota

West Virginia

Virginia

South Carolina

North Carolina

"We have cool food" Club

This club is one of the best, in my opinion. They do the cooking and shopping with D.C. and America. They all have unique and delicious food, only found in their states.

Members

Louisiana

New Mexico

Hawaii

Alaska

"Pacific is the best" Club

Every state that is bordered by the Pacific Ocean is a part of this club, with an exception of Florida, who is an honorary member since he doesn't really fit in with the south and he and California are best friends.

Members

Florida

California

Oregon

Washington

Alaska

Hawaii

"Original 13" Club

All of the original 13 colonies are in this club. Their meeting room feels like nostalgia. They mostly just s***-talk England and complain about the other states.

Members

New Hampshire

Massachusetts

Rhode Island

Connecticut

New York

Pennsylvania

New Jersey

Delaware

Maryland

Virginia

North Carolina

South Carolina

Georgia

"Yes, we exist" Club

This club is made up of all those states everyone seems to ignore. They don't really do anything but socialize. (Note: These are just states I don't really remember. Everyone forgets things exist!)

Members

New Hampshire

Wyoming

Minnesota

Iowa

Vermont

West Virginia

Arkansas

Oklahoma

"Mexico's Border" Clique

This club is made of three of the states that border Mexico. They weren't very good at picking a name. They are a group of siblings. People think they are mostly the same, which annoys them since they all have different cultures.

Members

Arizona

New Mexico

Texas

"Southern Style" Clique

This is a group of the Southern States, not including Florida and Texas. They are really close friends and host lots of barbecues and parties (South Carolina barbecue is the BEST!).

Members

Virginia

Kentucky

North Carolina

Tennessee

Arkansas

Oklahoma

South Carolina

Georgia

Alabama

Mississippi

Louisiana

As of now, these are the groups and clubs. Sometimes they change or disappear, while others have survived for decades. Honestly, they are mostly just an escape from the chaos when all of them are together.

That's it for now! This was hard to do, because I am more familiar with the western part of the country (Basically from Washington to New Mexico), but I wanted to include as many states as I could. The list could be updated in the future, so if you have any ideas, please share!

If you want a certain state to be seen or a certain event to happen (Football game, Election, meeting the president, Etc.), just pm me and I'll see what I can do!

Thanks for reading! Adiós Lovelies!