"Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took, detention!"
"Oh come on, we're just innocent little hobbits!"
"NO EXCUSES!"
They stayed behind, washing all the apparatus.
"It's all your fault."
"It's YOURS, not mine!"
"You told me to add that!"
The bickering continues.
Frodo and Sam were onto their next class, but unfortunately they met a few unfriendly neighbors.
"Hand it over." The Nazgul demanded.
"Hand what over?" Sam asked.
"The Ring."
"Dude, it was destroyed. Don't you ever read through your history books?" Frodo shot back, obviously exasperated.
Awkward.
"Well, we're going now," Sam took a deep breath and walked off, with Frodo chasing after him.
"When was the first Lord of the Rings book published?" The question was etched deeply into the blackboard of History class.
"29 July 1954." Legolas' clear voice rang through the quiet room. "I was there when it was released."
"Yeah yeah smartypants, we KNOW you're over 500 years old." Gimli muttered discontentedly. He aimed a scrunched up ball of paper at Legolas' head. Legolas simply swatted it away with his notebook.
New name: Legosass.
Students were lolling about on their desks, hoping the lesson would come to an end.
But it never came.
"There may come a day when you'd be grateful you were able to go to school," the teacher continued.
"But it is not this day!" A dark haired boy snapped at the back of the room.
Laughter sounded through the class.
"Pipe down, Estel." Legolas turned in his seat to smile at the boy.
Another ball of paper soared through the air, this time hitting him squarely on the face.
"THAT'S IT! PAPER FIGHT!" The boy named Estel yelled, leaping from his seat,