A/N: I am sooooo sorry for not writing. I had the biggest writers block and I had to go to camp. I'm really sorry. Please forgive me. But I have alot of new I deas for my stories.
Disclaimer: (In the tune to Old McDonald) Stephine Myer owns a book and Twilight is it's title O! And-I-don't-own-it! And-I-don't-own-it! And-I-don't-own-it! And Twilight is it's title O'!
The Cullen's Moments of Randomness
Cheerleading Squad Part 2
JPOV(Jessica)
I sat on the gym floor, waiting for the coach to sart the tryouts. I really didn't like cheerleading, but I had to do some "sport" over the school year or I would be grounded for like, a month. Cheerleading seemed like the best choice to me. Plus, I heard a rumor that a few of the Cullens were trying out too.
Our cheerleading coach, Coach Adeer, walked in and shouted, "Ok, ladies. Lets start the tryouts with row call. Kayla?"
"Here"
"Elexis?"
"Here"
"Jessica?"
"Here!" I shouted with as much enthusiasum as possible. I wanted Coach Adeer to notice me before tryouts even started.
"Emmet?" Coach Adeer called out into the echoing gym. Everyone looked around the gym to see who that could be.
"Emmet Cullen?" She called out again. Suddenly, I realized who she was talking about.
I leaned over to my neighbor and said, "Hey, is'nt Emmet Cullen the big muscular one? What is he doing on the Cheer List?" She shrugged and turned her attention back to Coach Adeer.
Emmet appeared at the doorway and quickley said, "Here Coach Adeer." This would make the perfect gossip story. But, after Emmet sat down in the midst of all the girls, ALL the Cullens appeared at the door. This was WAY to good. Coach Adeer called Mr. Hottie Edward and he sat down right infront of me.
EPOV
"Edward?" Coach Adeer called.
"Here." I answered. Then I sat down, soon to be joined Bella and my family. While Coach called out everyone's names I noticed someone breathing on my back. It was Jessica. Why in the world was Jessica sniffing me? I read her mind and heard, Mmmmm. Edward smells so good. I wonder what colonge he uses? Why hasent anyone noticed this before? Oh yea, thats right. He won't let any one besides his family or the rotton little Bella withen three feet of him. Mmmmm...
Wow. Jessica was pathetic. I whispered to Bella about Jessica's sniffing. We giggled together and spread the word through out my family. Soon we were all laughing to ourselves.
"Alright ladies, and Cullen Boys. Lets get started. I will assighn you a partner who you will be warming up with a do a few practice exersises." Coach Adeer said. "Ok. Elexis and Brianna. Kayla and Sara. Bella and Emmet."
What! I thought. There must be some mistake! But Coach continued.
"Wendy and Amanda. Katy and Danella. Edward and Jessica." No, no, no! This is not right! "Jasper, Alice and Rosalie will be a team of three because there is an uneven amount of poeple. Now choose a spot on the floor and start stretching with your partner."
I looked at Bella. Her heart beat rapidly in her chest. "Edward! I thought I was going to be with you!"
"I know, Bella dear, I know. But it's only for one hour. Don't worry. Emmet will be gental." Bella shivered and turned to Emmet. Emmet grinned evily and dragged Bella to the center of the gym.
I felt a light tap on my shoulder so I turned around. It was none other than Jessica. "Hey Edward, it looks like we are partners." Jessica said. I suppose she was trying to look at me through her lashes but it ended up looking like she was half closing her eyes and her eyeballs were rolling aroung in the socket. I just nodded as we walked together to the corner of the gym.
"So, Edward. What made you deside to join cheerleading?" She asked while batting her eyelashes.
"Ummm..." I said while slowly backing up to the wall. "My father sighned me up." She giggled and reached down to touch her toes. I looked around the room and saw Bella crouched on the ground, with Emmet leaning above her. She seemed scared extereamly mortified. Jessica cleared her throught and I turned twards her.
"Edward, I think were sposed to be stretching. I can show you how I stretch." Jessica smiled and walked closer to me.
BPOV
Emmet dragged me to the center of the gym.
"Ok, Mr. Bellsterbob. Lets start stretching." He gave me an annoying smile and bent down to touch his toes. After about two seconds, he shot back up and said, "I'm bored do you wanna have a staring cantest?" He gave me a crooked grin but, instead of dazzling me, it pretty much freaked me out. "Oh, come on Belly-Welly, it will be fun! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!" Emmet started to hop up and down.
"Ok, ok. I'll have a stairing contest. Just please stop jumping. People are staring at us." I whispered. Emmet's bouncing had shook the gym floor.
Emmet rubbed his eyes and said, "1, 2, 3, GO!" His eyes widened and he loomed over me. I slowly sank to the ground as Emmet stared with penitrating eyes above me. His eye twitched and he crazily smiled. For a moment I forgot how to breath and blink. It's not everyday an inhuminy beautiful vampire is hovering over you, twitching, and with an crazy smile spead across his lips.
APOV
"Hey, you guys! I've got the best idea ever!" I squealed in the middle of stretching. Jasper and Rosalie looked up. "I'll be right back. Tell Coach Adeer that... I'm getting something from my locker. I've just got to pick up a coupple things from the store." They nodded confusedly. I left quickley for a human, and once I was out of the building, I ran at vampire speed to the store.
JPOV
I watched Alice run out the door. Rosalie sighed and pretended to stretch. I pulled my arm lightly across my chest. I hope Alice doesn't get to carried away with this cheerleading thing. I thought.
Coach Adeer walked up to me and said, "Jasper, where is Alice?"
I answered cooley, "She whent to get somethings from her locker. She will be back very soon."
Coach Adeer didn't seem to buy it. Suspision started to roll of her. She narrowed her eyes and she asked, "What exactley is she getting from her locker?"
"Ummm..." I thought quickly and said "Girl things...?" Coach Adeer nodded and whent to go yell at Emmet and Bella, whom weren't really stretching.
Rosalie turned twards me and raised her eyebrows. "Girl things? That's the best you got?"
I nervously rubbed my hands together and looked around the room for help. Everyone was preoccupied so I turned back to Rosalie. She still had the same intimidating look on her face. How does Emmet deal with this? "Ummm... I was put on the spot...?" I said nervously.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You could have at leaset spesified it by saying-"
I quickley cut her off. "I don't need to hear this!" I shouted. Everyone in the gym turned and looked at me. I duked my head and glared at Rosalie. She whent back to stretching as if nothing had happened. She quickly smiled at me as if to say Oops. I would get her for that.
EPOV
Jessica pretty much forsed me to do her 'daily routene exersises' with her. We started with touching our toes, sitting and standing, then stretching our arms. When ever I glanced a look at Bella Jessica would yell in a slightly paniced voice, "Edward, we're starting a diffrent stretch!"
I shot a quick glance at Jasper, Rosalie, and Alice. Alice was carrying three shopping bags that weere almost bursting with all the stuff inside of them. She was also talking to Coach Adeer. She nodded and all of them left into the hallways. Jessica panicked and claimed my attentin, once again.
JPOV
Alice came jogging back with three over-stuffed shopping bags. She was smiling like a mad woman. It was scary.
"Ok, guys! I've got all the supplies we need. Jasper can you-" She suddenly snapped into a trance. "Oh my gosh! This is terrible! What ever you do, don't let Emmet join us." She said. "No matter how much he threatens, charms, or pleads."
I nodded slowley. Then Alice skipped off to Coach Adeer. I overheard her saying ,"Oh, Coach Adeer? Jasper, Rosalie and I have a very special cheer for everyone. And we were wondering if we could get canged into our coustumes." Coach Adeer nodded, and Alice pulled us into the hallway.
BPOV
Emmet stood over me, twitching and breathing hard. I finnaly got the courage to hide my face in my hands. Emmet stood up and said, "YESS! I WON!" He started to happy dance. It was VERY scary.
I suddenly realized something. "Emmet, do... well... vampires," I whispered the word. "even have to blink?" He stopped his scary hip shaking and turned twards me. His eyes grew wide and he folded his hands behind his back.
"Well... ummmm... no. It's sorda a habbit... like breathing." He said quietly. He looked down like a puppy caught chewing a shoe.
"HA! I WIN! YOU LOSE! YOU CHEATED SO I WIN!" I shouted. I started to do my victory dance when Coach Adeer called us all to the back of the gym.
"Alright everyone. We have a very special cheer that Alice, Jasper, and Rosalie will be performing. Please sit against the wall untill they are ready." She called out.
I hurried to meet Edward at the back of the gym, where he greeted my with a cold, yet so warm, enbrace. Butterflyies tickled my tummy when he kissed my hair and whispered, "I missed you darling." We sat down against the wall. Edward brought me closer to him and stroked my hair .
He leaned down to kiss me and when our lips met, I heard none other than Emmet shouting, "EWWWW! GROSS! NO PDA IN THE GYM! COACH ADEER! COME QUICK!" He started to jump up and down and pointed his finger at us. Edward groweled softly, but menisingly. Everyone turned tward us and I felt my cheeks grow warm. Edward set me gentaly on the floor and stood up to face Emmet.
Edward retorted back, "Emmet, I wouldn't shout to loud. Who knows what might happen to Super Diva Barbie? " Emmet turned even paler as laughter erupted through the gym.
"Uhhhh... I don't care. She means nothing to me." Emmet said as he folded his arms accross his chest.
"Or do you..." Edward smiled evily as he pulled a barbie doll out of his oversised pockets. He pinched it's rubber head until it looked like a pinheaded alien.
Emmet stuck his bottom lip out a shouted, "DON'T! YOU'RE HURTING HER!" Everone started laughing even louder. Emmet lunged for Edward but Edward ran out of the way.
"Emmet, I'd be carefull. One more time and Barbie's head might just 'fall' off."Edward said cooly.
Coach Adeer walked in at that moment. Emmet's face was scrunched up, as if he was crying. "Is there something wrong here boys?" Coach Adeer said. Emmet ran up to her and fell to his knees.
"Please stop that bad man! He took my Barbie! I want her baacckkkkkk!" Emmet sobbed. He buried his face in his hands and started to 'cry'.
"Coach Adeer, I'm very sorry this happened. It was all part of a silly dare. Emmets only pretending to love this Barbie. I'm very sorry for this disturbance so I will just throw this Barbie in the garbage." Edward said with a smirk on his face. Coach Adeer nodded with a confused look on her face.
Emmet fell to the ground and started to pund his fists on the floor. "IT IS MY DOLLY! IT'S NOT A DARE! I WANT HER BACK! WHAAAAA!" He curled up in a ball and started to rock back and forth. Coach Adeer started to say something but Edward quickly interupted.
"You see, Coach Adeer, if Emmet admitted this was a dare, his hair would be died pink. Thats why he's putting on such a show. I really hope you understand. Now 'Ill just get rid of this junk." Edward started to walk over to the trash can.
This was so funny. I was laughing so hard that my sides hurt. I know I should feel bad for Emmet 'crying' and all, but it was just so funny to see the most muscular and manly 'person' in the school, throwing a fit over one little Barbie doll.
When Edward was about to throw the doll into the trash can Emmet screamed, "NOOOOO! SHE IS MY DOLL! I SWEAR! I PROMISE! I LOVE THAT DOLL! DON'T REMOVE HE FROM MY LIFE! I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR!"
Edward narrowed his eyes and said, "Now you've gone to far." The world seemed to go in slow motion for a minute. There wasn't a sond coming from the gym. I heard Emmet screamiong, "NOOOOOO!" as he leaped for the barblie doll. Edward's hand onece again started to slowly tug and the barbie'd head. It came off with a loud pop! that echoed through the gym. Emmet fell just short of the trash can. A gasp ran through the audience at this dramatic moment. Edward dropped the mutated barbie infront of Emmet and cooley walked back to his seat.
Emmet dodn't say a word after that. He picked up the barbie doll and cradeled it in his arms. He slowly walked outside, followed by the curious audience. I looked up at Edward, and he shrugged, as if to give me permission to see what was happening. I grabbed his cold hand and pulled him outside.
There was a half cirlce around Emmet, who was crouching on the ground, underneith a tall oak tree. I slipped thorugh the croud to see what Emmet was doing. He was digging a small rectangle hole in the ground with his big pale, hands. After a minute of digging, he lowered the de-headed Barbie Doll into the ground. He covered it with dirt and picked up a smoth rock sting beside him. I heared a scretching nosie, and then he set the rock over the mound of dirt. The rock said:
Super Diva Barbie Doll
2000 - 2007
Best friend, sister, and the love of my life.
Rest in Pece.
Everyone walked back inside, muttering this like, "Drama Queen", "Poor Barbie." and "That was a waste of time." I started to walk back inside. Edward wrapped his arm around my waist and I snuggled up against his chest.
"Do you think I was to harsh?" He whispered.
I thought that over for a minute than answered, "No, of counse not. Emmets just a drama queen. He got was he deserved." Edward let out a sigh of relieve. Once again, we sat down against the wall and waited for Alice, Jasper, and Rosalies performance to start.
Coach Adeer walked up infornt of everyone and said, "Ok, we will now start the performance. I hope there will be no more interuptions. Now, give it up for Alice, Jasper, and Rosalie!" Applase rippled through the small cround and the lights suddenly flicked off.
A light appeared, but it wasn't the natural lights. A huge bonfire was set up in the middle of the gym. Alice, Rosalie, and Jasper all appeared from behind it. They were carrying toruches, three each.
I suddenly relized what they were wearing. Alice and Rosalie had long grass skirts on and a small orange tube top that exposed their stomak. They had no shoes on, only grass ankelets. On there wrists were wooden bead bracelets. Jasper was wearing the same thing, exept he had no top on, showing his muscular chest. They all had on elaborite face paint.
Alice looked like she was the only one enjoying it. She smiled and looked at the audience. "We will be performing, the Fire Dance." she said dramaticly.
A/N: Thank you for reviewing. I will continue with Cheerleading swuad part three. One of my good friends complained about the lack of fluff in my (cough, Lover of ALL Books, cough, cough.) So here is a tiny bit of fluff, only to be destoyed by Emmet. As always.
Emmet: Hey! I don't always destroy the fluffy moments!
Me: Yes... you do.
Emmet: HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS!?!