A/N: I just had to add this. P.S. This is taking place when all the Cullen's are going to school. (Except for Esme and Carlisle, of course)

Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight, she owns New Moon, Eclipse, Alice, Bella, Edward… sigh… I wish I owned Edward…

The Cullen's Moments of Randomness

Cheerleading Squad Epilog

Mike's POV

I saw Bella the Cullen's enter the crowded lunch room. Edward whispered something into Bella's ear and she laughed heartily. He wrapped his arm around her delicate waste and she leaned her head against his chest.

Why can't Bella lean on my chest? Why doesn't she laugh at my jokes? Ohhh… I've got the perfect idea to get Bella to notice me…

I stood up from my table and sauntered over to Bella, making sure to have an extra bounce in my step to make me look cool. I stopped in front of Bella and gave her a bright, wide grin. She flinched, probably because Edward was squeezing her too tightly.

"Hey Bella." I said in my deep voice. Wow I sound hot. I thought to myself. Good thing I practiced at home.

Edward started to shake with laughter. I glared at him, and he started to laugh harder. What was wrong with me? I must have something on my face. I thought. Alarmed, and slightly embarrassed, I started to rub my cheeks harshly.

"Umm… Mike? Are you ok?" Bella said. "Your voice sounds a bit horse and, I think you might have fleas or something…"

What? FLEAS! "Yea…ummm… do you want to hear this really funny joke that I heard the other day?" She shrugged and nodded. Suddenly, the giant Cullen ran up to me, Emmett was his name… I think…

"I want to hear a joke, I want to hear a joke!" He yelled in my face. I took a step back and cleared my throat.

"Ok… why did Bella cross the road? To get away from Edward!" I started to laugh really loud, hoping she would join me. Everyone gave me blank looks, except for Emmet.

"Ah, ha ha ha! To, ha ha, get away, ha, from EDWARD! AH HA HA!" Emmett's roaring laugh shook the cafeteria. I could feel my teeth rattle in my mouth. The blonde Cullen smacked Emmet on the back of the head, and he immediately obtained the same blank look as the rest of the Cullen's.

Slightly annoyed that I had Emmet laughing instead of Emmet, I tried again. "Well… I have another joke. Knock knock?

"Who's there?" Emmet eagerly replied.

"Banana." I said.

"Banana who?"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Banana."

"Banana who?"

"knock-" I was about to get to the good part when the blonde interrupted.

"Can you please get on with it? We only have like, ten minutes left for lunch. Not that I'm going to eat anything…"

Anorexic chick. I thought. Suddenly, Edward burst out in laughter. Bella giggled a little, catching Edward's laughter. Oh, come on! I tell Bella the funniest jokes in the universe, and she stays silent. Edward starts laughing at his own stupidity and she starts laughing too!

I started to get real angry. Like real real angry. Like some one was messing with my emotions. Like I wanted to punch something… or someone real bad.

"You know what Edward, it's on. Meet me after school, in the parking lot." I raised my fists in a manly way.

Edward seemed to be kind of embarrassed. "Umm… I can't."

Yes! A denial! "Why, you scared? You chicken? Buck buck, BOCK!" I shouted in his face. Now he was getting angry. And it was kind of scary.

"No!" He shouted. "It's because… I have to go to cheerleading!" he seemed to deepen in color, if that was even possible.

I thought that was hilarious. Edward Cullen, THE Edward Cullen, in cheerleading? "Ha! You're in cheerleading? What a sissy! Ah ha ha!" I started to laugh really hard.

Bella opened he mouth as if to protest, but was cut off. Two hot girls came running up. One of them had long wavy black hair, pale skin, and dark blue eyes. The other had straight brown hair, and big brown eyes.

"We don't think cheerleading is stupid!" The pale one chirped while the one with brown hair nodded furiously.

"We love a man who's not afraid to tell the world what he likes." Said the brown haired one. They were looking at Edward with such lust, that I thought they would start to melt.

When there was a short pause, then Edward said, "Do I know who girls?" He looked at one then the other in confusion.

"Oh, he actually noticed us!" The paled one practically shouted. They started to shriek and jump in place. After a moment, she continued. "Well, Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, you know nothing about us, but we know all about you." She winked and ran away.

The brown haired girl looked at Edward with wide eyes. Suddenly, she grabbed his hand and started to furiously write on it with sharpie. Then she ran after her friend.

I looked at Edward's pale hand. It said:

Caroline's #:

777-7777

Call me!

(A/N: DO NOT actually call this #! I think it's the taxi #...)

ARRG! I thought. Why don't I have any stalkers?

Edward stared after them for a moment, and then said, "… Anyways… are you going to finish that joke Mike, or what?"

I was so fed up with Edward and his perfect-ness that I wanted to start to cry. "Why do you always get the hot girls, Edward? Why can't I be popular for once?" I felt tears in my eyes. "I'm the one who deserves to be the most popular guy in school. I'm the one who deserves Bella."

To my surprise, I felt tears running down my cheeks. Why were my emotions going crazy? "I'm the one who deserves to be stalked my crazy, but totally hot girls."I realized everyone in the cafeteria was staring at me, so I shouted, "Don't you have better things to do with your life than watch a high school boy have an emotional moment?" With that I ran, sobbing, to the girl's bathroom.

A/N: The lines are still open, so you can vote for which story you want me to post first: Alice tries to Cook and Emmet the Flying Squirrel! The two crazy stalkers are going to appear in a new story I'm writing, but they're not stalkers.)