Chapter 4: holy shit...

After what seemed like ages I opened my eyes. In front of me I see Vexus, Smitus is not present for they are probably fixing him up. In the background I can hear "Hmm, this one seems to be strong enough. Chance of survival is 38%, much higher than most other organics."

"Ugh...wait, 38% chance?" I asked. I attempted to lift my arm but I realised that there are five inch thick steel restrainers keeping me down. Legs, arms and neck. What ever they are going to do to me they probably expected a lot of resistance.

I look around the room and realise that I'm being stared at, well considering I am the first human this close to them that has no ability to harm them they feel quite safe.

Again in the background I hear "Okay let's go over the procedure once more. We start from the lower extremities first, then we go for the arms. After witch we do the torso and some manipulation to the brain."

"WHOA WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!" In full conciousness I try with all my strength. Yet nothing is achieved.

"Okay put him down." I hear moments later I feel heavy...sleepy.

"no..." is all I whisper and I fall limp.

I wake up again and see that my chest has been pretty much severed in half.

"FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK" I scream

"SHIT SHIT PUT HIM DOWN, DOUBLE THE DOSE" I hear the head doctor screeching at his incompetent staff

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME!" is all I manage to say once again. The world turns black.

Before I can open my eyes again. I see a DOS like screen infront of me (It's when you power up your computer. The screen is black with greyish text)

OS:...Cluster Model 30421BmkX...

Systems check:... All bodily systems running perfectly...

Power mode:.... Standby....Powering up

"Ugh...what the fuck?" Is all I manage to groan

"Oh Mr Steward, awake just as predicted." Said an overly optemistic voice

"Shit...what happened?" I say

"Oh, well congratulations on surviving sir. You are the first cyborg-" she is cut off by me

"WHAT? ME? CYBORG? NONONONONONO HA HA GOOD FUCKIN' JOKE BUT IF THIS IS REAL HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!" I scream

"Sorry sir it was not my decision for this operation to be done. Though I'll tell you what has been done. We replaced all your bones with newly made Cluster Steel Grade 102 out of 103 being the highest. We've genetically altered your muscle fibbers for them to become "Steel fibbers" giving you enhanced strength. Also doubled the amount of blood in your system, altered your heart and reinforced it to allow a maximum of three thousand two hundred and fifty one beats per minute (or 54 beats a second). We arranged your eyes by increasing the amount of cells tenfold sharpening your vision so you can see more than twenty miles away and still spot a slight shift in terrain. Around your muscle we installed half inch Cluster grade 103 biosteel to take some of the impact when hit and increased your lung capacity to a maximum of twenty litres of air. Also we enhanced your body for not much need of air. You can last about five years in space or under water without having to breath." it said

My eyes were wide at how they desecrated me, they stole my humanity for an experiment. The only thing that makes me look human is the fact that I still have my skin and hair. I look down on my now pale body seeing it full of long scars.

"Don't worry about those they'll be gone in about three earth weeks. Also you have the ability to de-atomise and re-atomise anything you want so it appears instantly" It said.

"How long have I been here." I asked

"Exactly eleven months and two weeks from when they first got you here." It replied

I chuckled ominously...it increased to insane laughter.

"You know I'm going to horrendously mutilate the one responsible for this right?" I said with a grin on my face

"S-s-s-sir that would be queen vexus..." she said

"Why, thank you for telling me."

With that I pull and break off the restraints like they were nothing. I tear off the coat they gave me and think of my leather clothing. I feel their weight on me, after I think of my "Deathwish armour" I feel my self becoming even more heavy. I look at my reflection and see that I'm standing now seven feet tall, clad in black armour from head to toe I have multiple plates stacked on top of each other with one end overlapping the other connected by multiple linked steel fibres so it looks like there's a web between each gap. Allowing alot of movement and built to withstand a 50 calibre rifle up close and still not dent. Though I'm going to have to see it's effects when it comes to plasma guns. Finally I think of my best weapons my miniature halberd with the pole shorted for one hand use and a wicked sick double bladed scythe in the other hand.

The Halberd has two blades like an axe but with a spear like blade sticking out between the gap of the axes to allow slashing and stabbing. The axe blades are serrated with each gap deeper than the first allowing more pain to be caused than if they were all the same depth. The scythe has a blade at the top and a blade exactly opposite it at the bottom. While the top part of each blade is smooth as it is deadly for slashing the inner blade is filled with jagged points for when I stab or try to use them for a slash to rip and tear as much flesh (or metal in this case) as possible.

Soon as I got out my weapons I was greeted by a squadron of heavily armoured guards with electrified spears.

"Let the fun begin." I said.

There were five of them all charging me in a textbook style. Bent forward as would allow with their spears pointed forward.

As they were close enough I turned ninety degrees to the right jumped and rolled on the back of one of them. Soon as I saw that they were in striking range I lashed out with my scythe and felt a catch. The inner blade of it caught the shoulder of one of the guards. I viciously pulled down in a diagonal fashion leaving it severed and dead. Oil covered the floor and I liked what I saw, hardly any effort and now I knew why Jenny hardly had trouble with these.

Seeing one of their comrades fallen they look back for an exit and find a wall. One of them is stupid enough to charge me once more. I quickly switch to my halberd whack his spear away using that momentum to hold the bottom end of the shaft and do a hard 180 degree arc. The axe blade made contact with the guard and with a loud screech of metal against metal I cut him in half spraying more oil everywhere. I loved what I saw and laughed like a maniac. "WHAT NOW FUCKERS?" I taunted them. Seeing that they were going to do nothing I ran up to them disarmed them via knocking their weapons out of their hands and threw each one of them at the wall in full force creating a shockwave with each throw.

"Well now that's done." I said

"Oh shit, you're the one they took from earth?" I hear a voice behind me and turn to meet a teenage robot.

"mph, what do you want?" I asked

"Oh I just wanted to check up on you. My mother wanted to know how you were doing." She replied seemingly oblivious to the oil that's pretty much all around the room.

"What's your name... and who is your mother?"

"Oh I'm Vega and my mother is Vexus." She stated

My eyes widened and my right eye twitched a little

"Where is she?" I asked my tone threatening

"She's back on earth. Probably trying to get XJ-9 to come here."

"Thanks"

With that I think of home and I disappear and black out. I can feel that I'm constantly increasing in speed somehow. With no air or anything it's just a feeling and moments later I come back... hard.

I wake up in a rather large crater and I realise that I was the cause of it.

"Must learn how to try and stay awake next time" I mumbled but grateful to see the blue sky once more. I get up and sprint to town with the though of mutilating vexus I push my self harder. Everything becomes a blur and I hear a massive blast. I realise I just broke the fuckin sound barrier. With all my strength I jump high as I can and what do you know, I see a familiar blue dot in the distance. I hide behind a building once I finally land and hear Vexus mocking Jenny once more "Well then, don't you wish to see you friend? Come to cluster and you shall." Vexus said

"Vexus...I swear if you don't release him soon I'm gonna-" Jenny was cut off by seeing a figure in full black armour

I take off my helmet. "Vexus...I have a BONE to pick with you" I say if I was still fully human I'd probably be foaming at the mouth

"Rick...you're meant to be back-" she was cut off

"YEAH BUT NOW I'M HERE AND I'MMA FUCK YOU UP BITCH!" I screamed at the top of my lungs and got out my scythe

"Umm...err..let's talk about this shall we?" She said getting nervous

"Yeah, we can talk" I said and noticing the relief on her face "With blades" I added and rushed towards her.

I got my scythe and readied a swing in a golfer like position. She grabbed my blade and stopped me right were I stood.

"You know Rick, you're still just a human in terms of strength I'm far more superior" Vexus said

In total shock I dropped the scythe and grabbed her arm. With a hard kick to the stomach the result was pleasing, she buckled forward a bit. I made quick work of the advantage and stepped on her lap and got my knees on her shoulders I bent forward and grabbed her torso and shifted all my weight backwards while pulling on her torso and she fell face first onto the ground. I thought of my reinforced gloves (stronger than the other ones) put them on and I pushed the blade out. She was still on the floor so I took advantage of the situation and got on my knees and started to do what I've been wanting to do for what she did to me. The slashes picked up in speed until I managed a stunning seven slashes a second and then I felt something click.

It was probably my heart going into overdrive but I loved the rush of energy. I picked up speed until my hands were a blur and metal was flying everywhere. After about four minutes of total destruction I finished it off by getting my right hand and transferring all my energy to it and slammed it down on her chest. The shock wave created a crater and pushed back all the bystanders quite a bit. I looked down on what I have done. Somehow Vexus was still alive but that was going to change. She had her arms and torso covered in oil and deep gashes. Her face was a total disarray of metal, armour and oil. Then out of nowhere a teleportation beam struck her and she began floating up to one of the ships.

"OH FUCK NO BITCH!" I screamed and attempted a vicious swipe with my left hand. I was greeted by the feeling of something like glass and the shock wave even caused me to slide back a bit. Though now fully intent on finishing off my kill I got my modified Beretta 107. I loaded the modified 70cal rounds into the rifle and shot at Vexus. The kick threw my arms up at a thirty degree angle but the ending result was pleasant the bullet punched through the glass and slammed Vexus to the other side. I jumped to the roof of a building, rested the barrel on the roof and with my left arm I held the end of the barrel my right arm taking the rest of the weight. Soon as she came into view is managed to shoot another five shots only with a five degree angle kick. The result was also pleasant seeing her being smashed into the side of the glass and seeing even more oil seeping out.

Then she seemed to pick up speed and was out of view, blocked by the ship she was in.

"FUCK, YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!" I shouted and attempted to jump to the ship with full intent of testing out some major new explosives I made. Though I didn't make it by just an inch and fell down to the ground. I landed and created another crater but I felt it this time. It hurt a bit but was nothing compared to the loss of my kill. With my hands covered in oil I shook it off and heard a snobbish voice saying "Hmm, wonder what happened to him." I ignored it and ran back home.

AN: Well hope you liked the violence thus far. There's still a lot more to come though and I mean MASSIVE KILLING SPREES andddd maybe in the next chaptor there will be some seckings k? I though why not add some eh? Well what ever I really hope you guys are enjoying reading this much as I enjoy writing but some reviews would really boost my mood and help me keep on making it. Anyway back to the story. How am I going to cope being a cyborg :O also I thank "Wizard of Wack" for his story "Ties of Blood, Ties of oil" for an idea that I got while reading it. Though I'm not going to say because it's an important part of the plot so yeah... anyway. Can I has reviews plx :3 ?

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