So, here's the second one. I'll try to update twice a week.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars (sad face) or Avengers.

Steve Rogers woke up early as usual and got out of bed.

He was in the middle of searching for a comb for his hair, when Natasha Romanoff entered, carrying a notebook in her left hand.

"Found this," the redhead said. "Thought you might need it."

She tossed it at him and left. Steve opened to the first page. On it was scrawled To Catch Up On...

Oh, this! Steve thought. I was wondering were this went.

He had already filled up seven pages. He flipped through until he reached the last page. He skimmed the lines until his eyes hit it: Star Wars. He'd always been meaning to watch it.

Well, Today was the day.

He knocked on Tony's room, but Tony was already gone. Pepper caught him in the hallway. "Need something?"

"I was wondering if you had a way for me to watch Star Wars."

Pepper laughed. "Of course. I'll get you the DVD for episode four. You want to watch it in your room?"

Steve was confused. "Why wouldn't I watch episode one first?"

"Well, 4 was made first, and 1,2, and 3 are prequels... and they're not as good."

"I see. Ok, yes. I would like to watch it in my room."

Halfway into episode four, Tony knocked on Steve's door. Steve hit the pause button.

"You need something?"

"Watching Star Wars?"

"Yes, clearly."

Tony's face lit up and he sat down on the floor next to Steve.

"Where are you at?"

"They just got on the Death Star."

Steve hit play and resumed the movie. Tony couldn't resist quoting the lines as they were said, thoroughly annoying Steve.

"Would you please be quiet?!" Steve asked for the umpteenth time.

"Why?"

"Because I'm trying to watch a lightsaber fight here."

"The old guy dies."

Steve sighed. "Spoiler."

Tony stood up. "Well, I'm gonna go."

"Fine."

Tony left.

After lunch, Steve was into Episode one, disappointed by its quality.

Clint caught him before he threw the remote at the TV when Jar-Jar was making a fool of himself...

... for the billionth time.

"What's wrong Steve? This isn't like-" He looked at the screen and laughed.

"Yeah, felt like doing that myself when I watched it for the first time. Jar-Jar is an idiot. But episode two and three are better."

"Is that fool in them?"

"Yes."

"Then they're probably not. I'll stop after this one."

"Why!? two and three would be good if they didn't have Hayden Christensen in it."

"Who?"

"You'll see. He places older Annie."

"Who?"

"Anakin Skywalker."

"Darth Vader. No, he was good."

"No, no. Oh, you're not there yet. Um, 10-year-old Anakin is in this one. Hayden Christensen plays teenage Anakin."

"You and Stark! Stop spoiling things!" He decided to throw the remote at Clint instead.

Clint ducked and backed away.

"Sorry, just figured you'd want an explanation..."

"Ughhh. I hate Star Wars!"

"You already said you liked it."

"Well, now I don't." He turned off the TV.

But as soon as Clint closed the door, he heard Steve turn it on again, and laughed.

"Go away, Clint."

"Why?"

"because I don't like Star Wars."

Clint was trying to figure out how that was answering his question as he walked away, straight into Tony."

"You heard?" Clint asked.

"Yes." he paused.

"You know, I have an edited version of Star Wars... like, with Jar-Jar not in it, and I replaced Hayden with me."

"What?!"

"Why not? I'll lend it to Steve. You can see it too if you want."

"You are so self-obsessed."

"What? I'm a great actor."

Yes, I know some of the characters don't act this way, but it's funny right? Please review! Oh, and if you have any suggestions for new things to be introduced to Steve, include those in reviews also!