"Hmmm…" Blake wondered aloud.

"Well, it's a good idea, but you need to think about how big this world is going to be. Circumnavigating boats wouldn't take very long to invent, and without Grimm as a limiting factor there'd be an almost completely homogenous world. Unless your world was significantly larger than ours, then you have to think about the gravatonic implications of that. No one could jump as high, especially without Aura." Blake sensed something in it though… "But, really do like it, this is a wonderful idea!" With that, the cat-girl smiled gently at Ren, causing him to brazenly blush back at her.

"It would be so cool if you were to put in some weapons like… a highly armoured car called A TANK or… a robot bombing air-plane, or a helicopter with blades going round and round or… A CITY DESTROYING BOMB THAT DECONSTRUCTS MATTER IT'S SELF!" Ruby thought very positively about this. Maybe they could artificially unlock green dust's potential.

"Now that definitely would end all war, maybe not for the right reasons…" Pyrrha smiled nervously and looked to Jaune for comfort, the boy just looked away awkwardly frightened of what she must be imagining. Oh Jaune!

"I don't know…" Blake said solemnly "they'd probably find some way to fight, by proxy or under some rules maybe, ideology will always divide us." She stared out the window like the cute but angsty little kitty she was. Do I have to say it? OK: aww!

"B-b-but we can still have some peace right, even with weapons? Weapons are cool! Weapons are freedom!" Ruby cried hugging Crescent Rose tight.

"I think I might base the United Republic of Columbo on that idea." Ren said with the slightest smile to himself.

"OOH! Can I write about it?! PLEASE!" Ruby was on her knees before Ren, her eyes full of longing for her Columbian dream.

"I don't see why not." Replied Ren, happy to just be at the centre for once. Don't get me wrong, Ren didn't feel bad that he was in a support role but there was always a hint of envy behind the noble ninjas' pink eyes.

"Yay!" Ruby jumped into the air with excitement and instantly got to writing… but more on that later.

"I think I should write a bit as well, maybe about oppression… and war and poverty…" Blake looked intensely at the world, where should she start… the middle bit? Yes, that would be good, she could expand out from that. The world could.

"I'd like to do a bit too… with Jaune… alone…" Pyrrha looked at her feet for a moment. "If you're not doing anything tonight!" The Amazon hurriedly added.

"Sure!" Jaune replied "I don't know what help I'd be."

"Oh, I'm sure you'd make me feel better just by being there." With this Pyrrha's head approached Jaune's and almost nuzzled it's self against his arm. The boy was still completely oblivious to her doing anything.

"I think we'll take Scan-land and that bit just below it." Jaune pointed to Europe, circling it with his finger.

"I know we can make a lovely place." Pyrrha said smiling to Jaune.

"Okay team RBJNPR, let's make the Earth!" And with that he raised his sword for all to see.

"Woah, now that's a sword!" Yang admired it, looking straight down from its hilt to its well-crafted handle.

"Yang! Where have you been?!" Ruby asked, looking up from her drawing of The URC.

"Well, it turns out aura doesn't protect against ACTUAL freezer burn. So our attack might need some reworking…" As Yang spoke Weiss revealed her arm, which was as red as roses.

"Yang, you'll never believe what Ren made, Earth!" Ruby said, handing her older sister a map.

"What like the ground?" Yang said, dazed and confused at this sudden assault of her senses.

"It is a conworld where Grimm, and therefore dust, does not exist." Ren dignantly responded.

"Wait, why are there so many thin points? Like in the middle, and between that sticky-out-top-bit, and over there at the lef-… did you make it this way just to have big battles at choke points?" Yang wondered aloud.

"I based it off a stained napkin." Ren said, passively dismissive of the criticism. Clearly the continents could look like that, they just needed… tectonic encouragement!

"Yeah, that's a very unrealistic as a shape. As if those continents could form naturally!" Weiss declared snootily.

"If you think you can do better, write your own."

"Fine, I shall make the coasts of here!" Weiss pointed to the north where the stain had gone to the other side of the napkin.

"And it shall be called…" Weiss didn't know, she needed to think fast, in a rush… ru-rus "RUSSIA!"

"Oh Weiss, better give it something like… an animal ursa or friendship with the United Republic of Columbo! Because we're friends right besty?!" Ruby clung onto Weiss like a dog onto the paws of its master.

"OUR NATIONS SHALL BE SWORN ENEMIES!" The Ice-queen bitterly declared before her froze up tight, pushing Ruby away with all the elegance of a boot crushing an ant.

"THE REPUBLIC OF COLUMBO SHALL BURN YOUR MONGROL HIDES!" Ruby shouted, launching herself onto the table… before clumsily falling down.

"How can my sister be such a good fighter but so clumsy at home?" Yang said.

With that, the politik of this brave new world began to take foot.

Ruby sat down to write.

On the united republic of columbo.

Columbo was founded after a rebellion about…

Ruby could not think, in the time that it took for this to be written her tea with 6 sugars had gotten cold.

"More tea, Ruby?" Asked Scarlet.

"Oh sure!" Ruby replied enthusiastically.

"What are you doing there?" He asked; prying into her google doc. Ruby hastily minimised the tab.

"Nothing!" Scarlet could not be trusted with any sort of secret.

After a rebellion against the British for spreading their secrets and taxing their tea.

There! An entire country was now founded upon the principles of trying to annoy Scarlet.

The government has…

She looked outside and saw a tree…

Three branches. Moreover, their constitution makes guns a right! No one can take their weapons from them! Guns are freedom! Guns are love! Guns are life!

At this Ruby smiled, knowing that someday in Columbo it would be socially acceptable to shoot up expensive vase. Just like she had always wanted!

Their founder was…

Wow, she needed to rack her brain… rack… like a washing up rack… WASHINGTON!

George Washington. Their president today is…

Hmm… ruby thought… "hmmmm" the "hmm"ing got louder and louder, like a trumpet.

Ronald Trumpet.

Boy, this was making Ruby's brain hurt!

[AN: I'm thinking of doing more of these character's essays. Do you want more of them? Do you not? Please tell me in the reviews! Thanks for reading!]