"Ew ew ew ew ew! Get it off!" She screeches.
Ciel releases a loud sigh "You don't have so be so dramatic about everything. Sebastian, take care of this" he orders.
Awww, he's so cute when he's irritated.
Ciel walks off to his study. Sebastian Karate chops one rat as she cowers behind him. Sienna clutches his bicep in her hand, only now just noticing how strong he is. He appears frail and weak, but there's definitely some hidden muscle under there, she frowns. Sebastian pauses in his duties to stare at Sienna, who pokes his bicep like he's some sort of unknown specimen she's studying. He is, to some degree. Sure, she's met a Demon before, but never a contracted one. This is like a whole new species. It's all new to her.
Sebastian dumps the two rats into a butterfly catching (or jellyfishing) net the servants hold. They're stunned into silence, their mouths agape.
Sienna yanks on his arm, just about pulling it out of it's socket. "Come on. I want to talk to Ciel"
He follows her instructions seamlessly, continuing to be completely obedient. That's odd. Usually he'd wear some form of a smirk, but now he dons nothing of the sort. Nothing even similar to a smirk. His face is completely emotionless, but a distant look slowly grows in his eyes.
What the hell is going on? He's never like this. She may have only known him a few days, but this is obviously not normal. Should she help him? Nah. Maybe investigate? Yep. Sounds about right. She needs to know the latest gossip if she wants to share some juicy info with her fellow Seraphim. Information on the Demon world might help her gain trust from the higher ups. Perfect, she grins wickedly, effectively disturbing Sebastian.
"So," She purrs, resting her head on his arm. "What's wrong? Is something troubling you? I'm sure I can help"
He blinks at her sudden personality change. What exactly is she aiming for? Young master would want him to play along, he decides, to find her purpose. It wouldn't be so bad to humor her, would it? Young master did indeed tell him 'by any means necessary' to find out more about this mysterious woman.
"Well..."He murmurs seductively "There may be something..."
Sienna almost pukes in her mouth, but goes along with it anyways. All she needs to do is shut up and follow orders. Isn't that what Audrey always told her to do?
"Woah, dude! Not cool! do you know how long it took me to make that?!Huh?!"She screams "I'll give you a hint, buddy! Six hours! Six hours of pure torture, I say! That's a lot of days in middle school time, ya know?! Our periods only last 45 minutes, or something!"
"No, actually, I don't know what you are referring to." the Italian man in the mafia is taken aback by her reaction. It was only a simple drawing. No, it couldn't even be considered that. Who brings a drawing to a fight, anyways?
*Flashback*(2 minutes or so ago)
"Hi-ya, kids"Sienna mocks "I'm barney, the friendly dinosaur. Ha! That was an appositive phrase Mr. Baldy! I told you I wasn't an idiot!"She pumps her fist in the air, and her voice is laced in pride. "Shouldn't you get fired for calling me an idiot? Isn't that against the school policy, or something?" she looks around, as if searching for this Mr...Baldy?
The 50+ men surround her.
"Oh, nu-uh Gurl! Say Bye Felicia, 'cuz you will be waiting for a periololicallyy long time. Ain't nobody got time for that!"She wipes away nonexistent tears from her eyes from sighs "Aaah, I'm so funny, aren't I? But my humor is a little old...I guess I should get up to date with the latest trends and everything." at their blank stares she whines. "Oh, come on! Are you guys upset with me"She tears up. Suddenly her face brightens. Sienna reaches down the corset of her dress, and pulls out a piece of paper. The men are surprised by her actions,a woman would never be so indecent as to pull a stunt like that. It appears this child-like woman is different. This could be problematic. "Here! I'll give this to you! It might change your mind, so you won't be angry with me anymore!"She smiles cheekily, handing the piece of ordinary printer paper to the man who appears to be the leader.
He carefully unfolds the paper, holding it away from him as if it is a bomb waiting to explode. When it's fully open he flinches in anticipation, cringing away from it. When nothing happens, he cracks open a single eye. When he's sure that it's no threat after a thorough examination, he actually looks at the picture. No, not a picture. A...huh?What is that substance? hideous. He rips the paper in half, feeling no remorse. The man drops the two pieces to the ground, a bored look in his eyes.
*Flashback*
"My, my, what a splendid home." Sebastian shields his eyes from the sun.
The men are stunned into silence. Another one?
"Hey! Who the hell is this guy?" One of them shouts.
"Ah, my apologies. You see, my co-worker and I" he gestures to Sienna "are the representatives of the Phantomhive household.
"Yes!" she squeals "You would not believe how much they feed you there. It's like an all you can eat buffet every day!"
"She is correct. Pardon me, but I am in a bit of a hurry. If i don't leave here with the young master in time, we'll be late in serving dinner. You already forced me to get rid of young master's evening snack, it would be even more unpleasant both for you and I, should you decide to delay me further."
"That's right! Kill 'em with big words! That always works!" Sienna shouts "Hey guys, just a piece of advice, a word to the wise, a friendly suggestion, a-"
He glances anxiously at his pocket watch again "Yes, yes, they get the point. I ask that you hurry."
"Yeah, okay. It's not like i'm trying to save many lives or anything" She deadpans. The Seraph turns her attention over to the men. "Anyways, as I was saying before I was rudely interupted"She continues, intentionally taking longer than necessary. "You should probably surrender right now. Like, right now. Raise the white flag, and wave it high. There's no cowardice in passing on a battle you know you can't win-"
"We can win!"A man in the crowd shouts "We will win!"
"Oh dear. This could be problematic. It's best to end this now" Sebastian reasons.
"Or just don't listen to me. Completely ignore me, guys. That works too. In fact, I love when you do that." Her voice is thick with sarcasm
Sebastian proceeds to ignore her, much to her annoyance. Being ignored does not blow over well with her. He launches an attack on the leader, breaking his arm, causing it to flop at an odd angle. The man cries out in pain.
"What a wimp, he barely even touched it!" Sienna complains.
Guns go off, and bullets fly. In seconds, everyone is disarmed, and Sebastian is jumping gracefully through the air, tossing around sharpened silverware. All blades and forks meet their target with a nearly inaudible "Thud". Actually, it's more like a "Thoing" with a ringing sound as a not- so- grand finale. Kinda like thong, but not. Similar, but not the same. Ah, the wonders of Dickey Roberts.
Sienna remembers re-watching that movie on various occasions when she first took her human form.
She aged herself a few years when she was with Sebastian for obvious reasons.
The remaining pair rushed into the mansion, one twirling around like a kid at a carnival. Sebastian takes care of the remaining humans with ease, his movement smooth and lithe. Quite attractive if she said so herself, but nothing compared to her endless beauty.
She was sure his master would be quite displeased with him if he participated in her wonderful pranks.
All the more reason to get him to turn to the dark side. Hmm, now that she said it, it sounds crazy. A demon already is on the dark side, right? She's up to the challenge, a devilish smirk appears on her face.
I updated on Saturday and Sunday, which was a great accomplishment, but now I'm updating today. What?! I should give myself a pat on the back. Three times within four days. This probably won't be a regular occurrence, so I'm sorry. I would like to say that there are some minor issues i'm having with this story. My writer's block is starting to dissipate, and i'm very gad that it has. Ihave absolutely where this story is going to end, though. I am pretty sure I want to do a sequel on Ciel's love story, but I'm not sure if i want to wait until this one is done. I would like to one day have a whole collection of books with pairings for every character, but that's a long way away. This is probably going to be my worst book since it's my first, but oh well. Who cares? I don't really have enough time to care a bout that. All I'm really concerned about is posting chapters. Well, that's it for today. I'll probably update on Saturday or Sunday, but I can't be sure.
Sorry for such a short chapter! Thanks for coming this far!
~ClaritaNox