I realized that Chapter Two was very confusing, so I edited it ALOT. I also rewrote Chapter One.
I do not own Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji). All rights go to the rightful owner, Yana Toboso. The only creation of mine is Sienna. Original characters may be introduced later, but for now Sienna is the only one.
"Hitler was born on April 20, 1889 in Braunau Am Inn, Australia. He committed suicide in Burnin', Germany on April 30, 1945" Holding her finger over mouth to imitate his mustache, she took on an impeccably accurate German accent, all the while reciting facts about Hitler, who has yet to have been born seeing as it was only 1888. "Wait, that sounds wrong"She places an index finger on her chin "Eh. Who cares?"
Sebastian cocks his head like a confused puppy "I'm afraid I'm not familiar with either of those cities. In addition, you must be confused about the dates"
Sienna stares at the demon unblinkingly "Nope! I'm right. As always."
The two squabble with each other, only to be interrupted by a throat being cleared. The supernatural beings' heads swivel toward Ciel, only to be met with his blank gaze.
"As amusing as this lover's quarrel is, i'd like to actually make some progress in my history lessons."
The seraph clears her throat, fisting her skirt in her hand to control her sudden burst of anger toward Sebastian. "Yes, of course"
She sends the butler an icy glare, causing him to stiffen and paste a fake smile on his face. "Yes, my lord."
The young master nods in satisfaction, and motions for the two to resume his lessons.
"Austria and Berlin" Sienna shouts happily.
She throws her arms in the air...and waves them like she just doesn't care.
"What do you plan on doing with that?" Sebastian's tone is accusatory
"Huh?"
The demon's eyes narrow.
"That. In your hand"
Sienna looks at the item in her hand as if only just now noticing it "Oh. This? I'm gonna do a little art project with it"
His lip curls "That is already a work of art. No need to destroy its magnificence with your 'art skills'"
"Destroy it!? Why would you think I would ever do that. I'm merely improving this dreadfully boring statue."
"Painting face-makeup on it and dressing it in improper female clothes is anything but." Sebastian enunciates
"I'm offended you doubt my talents" She scoffs
Sienna turns her back to him, her hair whipping in his face with the motion.
"Hm!"She hums prissily, her chin held high as if she is an elite being.
She is, but the world can't seem to comprehend that. Silly universe. Evolution is slow. Why can't she eat chips and hear the TV at the same time? Evolution isn't perfect. Funny, talk about evolution coming from a celestial being. Well, more ironic than funny, but still...
"So..." she rocks back on her heels, awkwardly staring at the ceiling, as if intensely studying the little line things. What are those called? She should google it. Did she bring her phone with her?
She fidgets with her pocket, eventually retrieving it. She's surprised she was even able to fish it out of there. No, she's shocked that it was even in there. Well, not really. Her pockets are like black holes. Other women complain about their purses, but Sienna's were definitely worse. Her's weren't optional, unlike purses. On second thought, pants were optional, but she doubted that Ciel would appreciate her waltzing around pants-less. That didn't sound too appealing to her, either, so it definitely wasn't optional.
Women don't have to have purses, all they have to do is shove their keys and phone either down their shirt, or in their pocket. Unless they had those fake jeans. Those things tricked her into thinking she had pockets. You wouldn't believe how long she struggled with her pockets before she discovered they weren't functional. What's the point of pants if you can't have pockets?
Her breasts literally swallowed her belongings. Including the food she ate that hovered over that area for a split second, yet managed to time it perfectly enough that it fell right between them. Right in the crack. That's always the worst. If you don't get it out in time, she'd have a spaghettio-sauce tossed chest. Yes, spaghetti-o. With an 'O' at the end. Don't judge. By the time she gets back from school and completes all of her homework, grabs a snack, talks with friends, goes out to the park, goes to the track meet, and has a conversation with her cat, she's to tired to actually cook dinner.
Being a good student and having a social life is exhausting, So why not just eat canned food? Her unbeatable skill of opening cans cannot be matched. As far as she's heard. that talent of hers will be useful for college. After she gets tired of ramen first. She would say fast food, but unfortunately most college kids don't even have enough money to cover that. Ya know, student loans and all that jazz. All that unspeakable jazz that's seen as a taboo when you talk about it. That's why nobody talks about student loans. They're to busy trying to pray for the people who dare talk about it openly, because only god knows how bad they're loans are. Usually the more casually they talk about them, the more they owe. At least, in her experience. Wait, she never went to college, did she? Crap. Her dreams must be getting out of hand again.
Okay, she's getting off topic. The point is; if you had jeggings or small boobs, well, sorry pal, but you're crap out of luck. Was that her point? How'd she draw that conclusion?
Sebastian must have seen her face contort into sudden confusion. Her facial expression flickered from one to another in a matter of seconds. How she manages to do that without batting an eyelash astounds him. Surely her eyes should be drooping, getting heavy for sleep. Just like how she gains weight right before she goes to bed. Like a lead weight is tied to her limbs. Wait, what was she saying? Where was she even going with this?
"Cieeeel..." She whines, dragging out the 'E'.
"What?"He snaps with irritation in return
Sienna blinks her eyes innocently "I was only going to ask if we could go into town. I'd like to buy some things"
"No"
"Pleease? I need some...important items." She squints her eyes "Personal...girly ones"
Ciel blushes deeply, finally nodding in acceptance.
"Come with me!" the seraph shouts
"What?!"Ciel sputters
"You heard me. I can get quite distracted while shopping, so i'll be out for a couple of hours. I need someone to be my supplier"
The young boy's brow furrows "Supplier?!"
"Of money" Sienna quips "You're rich, right? you have plenty to spare. I mean, i'd glady pay it for myself if i had some money, but unfortunately my money doesn't work here, considering it's from a different time and country."
Ciel blinks blankly, zoning out "No."
"So you're not rich?" She glances around and then turns back to him, raising her eyebrows "I'd have thought so with the mammoth of a house you live in"
"No, that's not what i mean"
"So you are rich! That means you should have no problem paying for my shopping spree"
Ciel sighs "I will not be attending the market with you. Sebastian will be accompanying you. I will supply you with whatever funds you may need. But spend no more than €2000"
Sienna's expression brightens. She wasn't expecting that much. But she'll take it! What? it's free money. Everybody likes that type of money the best.
"Great! Sebastian! Come on! Hurry up!"
Sebastian's velvety voice interrupts her yelling "There is no need for you to shout, my lady"
"Well, there may not be need, but I happen to like shouting. Unless it's when i wake up. But don't ever try that. I'd have to carry your dead body to Ciel. That'd be entirely too much effort to expand on someone like you."
The demon butler massages his temples. He's going to have to deal with this all day, isn't he?
"Ooooh! Let's go into that one!" Sienna drags a grumbling demon behind her.
His arms are sore from carrying so many bags.
"May i remind you we only have €200 left to spend. The young master only supplied me enough to meet what he promised to you"
"Yes, yes, I know. This last item I want is fairy inexpensive. First, I need to do some more searching."
"What exactly are you searching for?"Sebastian asks
"Nothing! That;s the beauty of it. But I wasn't joking about that last item. Make sure I don' spend over €75 at this store."
Sienna searches through the shelves, but sees nothing of interest. Suddenly she spots a beautiful music box. She reaches a hand out to touch it.
" 'at's a good eye ya' have 'ere. 'at music box is 'and carved 'om oak wood and 'and painte'." The man's accent is so thick she could barely understand what he was saying. He must have been born here in the heart of London, and decided to stay here.
The man was fairly young, maybe mid-20's. His chocolate brown hair was curly against his tan skin. His eyes were a dark brown, almost black. His hand were big and callused. His smile was lopsided. Overall, he was cute.
"How much is it?" Sienna asked gently
"€80."
At her dejected look, he comments "But i'm sure I 'an lower it 'ome for a 'eautiful girl 'ike you."
Her face lights up "Oh really?! that would be wonderful! Only a little bit, though. I'll feel bad if I simply cheat you out of a sale. Only €5 lower. No more."
Sebastian stares at her. She's never this considerate. Is it because of the male? The demon sizes him up. He's mildly good-looking, he had to admit. A pang of jealousy hit him, washing over him. The two exchanged money, and she left with a kiss to the man's cheek. She paused for a second, and whispered something in his ear. A smile breaks on his face, and a frown on Sebastian's.
She turns, placing the bag on Sebastian's arm.
"Only one more errand, Sebastian. I know you want this done and over with"
Sienna walks forward confidently, the butler trailing behind her. He manages to get a nice view of her behind. What? He's still a male despite his being a demon.
She arrives in front of the Undertaker's shop. The dark, heavy atmosphere choked her. It wrapped it's hands around her throat and squeezed the life out of her. Here she is. Again.
How would he react to her sudden appearance? Certainly not well. Reapers were known to be quite jumpy in certain situations. Situations that were usually similar to her current one.
Sienna takes a deep breath and enters the shop, only to be met with darkness and utter silence.
"Undertaker!" She calls out "Are you here?"
A creepy laughter fills the room
"Of course I am here dear. What can I do for you, Ms. Satan?"
Sienna grimaces at the revelation Sebastian had. So she was his sister. At least he was 100% sure this time. He wouldn't want to be throwing around false accusations about her. That would not end well for him, he knew. Sienna just would not have it if Sebastian pulled something like that.
Undertaker seemed to know where his trail of thought was leading because he piped up "Yes. Not only would her brother and sister destroy you, but she would too."
Cue more creepy giggles.
Wait, sister? As far as he knew, Lord Lucifer had no siblings. Now he figures out that his original master had two sisters. And that he had feelings for one of said sisters. Most likely the youngest one based off of her personality. He knew the actions of a young sibling well enough, considering he lived with his for a few hundred years. She was always so annyoing.
Anyways, back to the point. Undertaker seemed to know this information before anyone in Hell did. Before even he did. Just what connections did the man have? A sister of the ruler of Hell, and control over the grim reapers/shingami.
His power could definitely be a threat to his Young Master. And nobody comes out of a fight with a demon unscathed. No matter how figurative or psychological the battle was. That, both he and Undertaker could attest to.
I am not happy with my science teacher. He assigned a summative grade, which is 60% of our report card grade, that is completely idiotic. It's on the layers of the earth -easy stuff, I know- it's supposed to be a model of the crust, mantle, outer core, inner core, asthenosphere, and lithosphere. Those are mechanical and compositional layers if you didn't know. They're two entirely different ways to 'classify' Earth. He said it himself, but now he's giving us a project on it. To make matters even worse,it has to be the same state of matter. The crust is solid in real life, so on the model it has to be solid. The outer core is liquid, so it has to be liquid on the model. I get points deducted if i don't do that.
As for the Aesthenosphere and Lithosphere, I have no clue what to do. They overlap with the crust and mantle, so I don't know how I can put two things in the same place,at the same time. It's impossible. My mom, who just so happens to be a teacher, said that he did that to make us think, but if that's the case, then I hate thinking!
My hate for science probably contributes to my anger toward him, so I know not to get too riled up over this.
This weekend, I went to my grandmother's house and stayed there for one night. We went to the Rodeo in San Antonio the following morning, and then I stayed the night at my great-aunt's (Grandmother's sister) house. I had taken my laptop with me, but I didn't use it those two days. So, yeah. That's my excuse for neglecting my writing.
-ClaritaNox
P.S. I posted this on several other writing forums. These include Wattpad, and Quotev. Well, it's not several, I guess, but still, it's plural.
P.P.S There were a lot of commas in that last sentence
P.P.P.S I have uploaded a new book that's a crossover between NANA and Wolf Children. Wolf Children is a wonderful anime film that i just... i'm speechless. You can probably look on my website for more information
