DATE REVISED: 10/31/2016
Hey! Miss Procrastinator here. I'm forcing myself to write this because I really wouldn't write anything if I didn't give myself a deadline (though I really, really like writing).
Also. I just realised that I made the woman from last chapter seem verrrryyyy creepy, haha..
(She really isn't that creepy... maybe it's the way I worded it.)
Should I change the rating? There are a few things that seem like they wouldn't belong in a K+ rated story (imo).
-O-
"So, how do you like this?" Naruto fluttered his eyelashes, swinging his long pigtails around. His hands clutched the folds of the dress that he was wearing, "Pretty, isn't it?"
"Hell no."
Kakashi tsked, "Sasuke-kun, that isn't very nice. Naruto, that looks... great, in fact."
Naruto scrunched his nose and immediately dispelled his jutsu. What was left was a (very *manly*, if Naruto could say) boy wearing a dress.
Sasuke turned around and gagged.
"Kakashi-sensei, I know that tone. Are you... checking me out? Not interested, by the way."
"I didn't mean that-"
"I think it'd be wonderful. For *me*. Buy that." The old lady, who they had honestly forgotten about, said. She waved her hand around carelessly, "I need to go home now. I didn't hire you guys just to end up doing nothing. I don't have another day to waste."
-x-
When they came back, they found Sakura tapping her foot impatiently, leaning against the wall of the house.
"It's been *hours*."
"It would've been days if I'd let them choose," the old woman said dryly.
Naruto and Sasuke were still bickering , but Sakura considered the job well done, "So, granny, I think it's time to go back now to report. Sorry about Naruto. He's... himself, and he always aggravates Sasuke. Sasuke's not always like that, I promise."
"Sakura-chan, *he's* the one that always aggravates me!" Naruto howled.
-x-
"Your simply- ehm awful ehm- amazing record to finish missions on time is the very reason I only allow D-ranks."
"But sensei-" Sakura started.
Sasuke cut in, "It's been only a little bit less than the amount the other teams- culminated, by the way- have done. How are we worse than all of them?"
"Yeah. I can't believe I'm agreeing with Sasuke..." Naruto grumbled.
Kakashi shrugged, "Alright. I have a deal for you. If you guys manage to catch Tora within five hours, I'll *consider* giving you guys a C-ranked mission."
-O-
Dun dun dun- not really -_-'. Sorry, not good at ending chapters.
This was a filler chapter *-*
This has a shocking word count of... 322! I'll upload another chapter soon to make up for it. (And by soon I don't mean 3-months-soon, haha)