Sasuke Breaks the Fourth Wall, by Dickfart
"It all makes sense now," said Sakuse, in a Kurt Cobain, Evanescence kind of way. "I do not control my own actions. Some fucker named Kishimoto does!"
"I'll have you know that I voted for Trump," said Kishimoto. "And Michael Sara is my favorite white actor."
"No you didn't," said sSuikskuske, his head being drawn farther into his anus. "This is Japan, you fuck. You voted for the Japan guy. Sorry, this fic writer is American and doesn't know shit. You know who theJapan guy is tho."
"Grab the whore called Sakura by the pussy, or I'll erase yeh!"
"Please do," said Sasuke. "You're a worse father than Goku. I should have never been born. Existence is pain. Nihilism is the only way."
Kishimoto threw his arms in the air and set everything on fire. The entire Naruto manga is just a figment of your imagination. So are trees. So is air.
None of this is real.
The End