Chapter 1: Two James's & the Oh My Gods ?!

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Annoying Lawyer: u are charged for not disclaiming

Me: What? You can't be serious!

Sirus: yeah! Cause I'm sir-

Me: Don't start that horrible pun!! I WISH I owned the charaters but I don't. Hey I can dream can't I?

Harry woke up in Dumbledore's office wondering what made him pass out. Remembering he saw sand flowing out the time turner he looked at it. It was empty! Oh My GOD! Was he stuck here forever? "What year am I in?" Harry wondered out loud again. "Who are you?" Harry turned and there, was Dumbledore, he was looking at Harry.

"Pro-Professor I sorta turned ur time turner by accident and I ended up here." Harry mumbled. "And who are you?" Dumbledore asked, "you look a lot like James Potter."

"He's my father, professor, I'm Harry." Harry replied.
Dumbledore sighed "don't tell me ur stuck here Harry."
"yes I am professor, the sands of time flew out of the time turner while I was coming here."
"Well you may stay in Gryffindor house for now." Dumbledore said. "I'll buy all ur things in Hogsmeade and take it up to ur dormitory, here you'll be known as Harry Cornthins."
"Corn thins Professor?"
Harry looked stunned he was very embarrassed with his new last name but he didn't complain. Instead he asked "What is the password professor?"
"Porridge" Dumbledore replied "Have a nice stay Harry."

Harry walked up to Gryffindor tower, what would his friends think when he didn't come back? What would his new friends think with a name like Cornthins? He practically saw the whole Gryffindor house in the common room.
"Hi I'm an exchange student, Harry Cornthins, Nice to meet you." As he predicted, most of the girls giggled at his last name and the boys looked at James then to Harry. "Nice to meet u Harry," Harry turned to see who was talking to him, it was Remus!
"I'm Remus, come join us," he said. And when he did Sirius said "Oh My God!"
"Nice to meet you, I'm Harry," Harry introduced "Oh My God," was the reply again. And Harry turns to Remus "he doesn't have a big vocabulary does he?" Remus just nodded "That was Sirius and here is James, and Peter." Remus introduced. "Oh and you might say Sirus tends to stalk new people, so look out for him." But Harry wasn't listening; he was looking at his father. "Wow!" James spoke at last "You must be a cousin of mine!" And the whole common room shook their heads.

Harry woke up at 5 he needed to finish breakfast and quickly go to class he didn't want to be seen. Oh My God! It was going to be so embarrassing having to be introduced as Harry Cornthins! Why in the hell Cornthins!! When he went to the great hall, everyone was there already! Oh My God! Today Hogwarts was gonna beat the record of saying Oh My God the most.
Sirius looked up and said "Oh My God its Cornie come over here!!" Harry mentally slapped himself in the head; he had forgotten that Quidditch trials were on today. Everyone looked at him, with a face that read (A/N: Guess?) Oh My God! Harry walked over to the Gryffindor table not making eye contact with the other tables. He sat down next to Remus and asked
"Is Sirius always like that?"
"You mean stupid? Yeah he is." Harry's eyes traveled to the people around the Gryffindor table. There was Alice, Frank and his mother, Lily Evans who had just sat down beside him. "Hi Harry I'm Lily, I will be guiding you to your classes."

"Er… Thanks," Harry mumbled. James was looking at Lily, he didn't even notice the chicken pies appear until Sirius said
"Oh My God! Chicken pie! Hey James! Stop looking at ur dearest Lily Evans and eat!"
"James fancies Lily," Remus whispered to Harry "So don't try to get too close to her."
"Oh I won't!" Harry said "Why would I anyway?" But nobody was listening they were walking out of the great hall.

Harry walked down to the Quidditch pitch along with all the other Gryffindors, he had signed up for all the positions the night before and was eager to get the seeker part. "Okay," James said, "First up for seeker Harry Cornthins!" More giggles from the girls, Harry picked up a Cleansweep 7, though it was not as fast as his firebolt he was happy to be flying again. James let go of the snitch and Harry caught it all 5 times the fastest.

(A/N: Sorry i'll continue it soon! but anyways R&R!! omg XD you cant make me sleep sooo late... ZZzzzz...)