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A/N: Hey sorry i skipped a day off but here's the next chapter! Hope you didn't die waiting. Enjoy!

Chapter 3: Sirius the Stalker, Moony the Madman & Wormtail the Wimp

Hey Prongs! I've heard Lady Evans saw you in your boxers.

Shut up Padfoot! It was by accident! Okay? No funny business!

Aww but she was with Harry your evil cousin at the time! Suspicious…

Well I find Harry quite kind but a little mysterious, not at all suspicious.

Write on your own parchment Moony. This is mine and Prong's.

Well you can share with me anyhow.

WHO WOULD WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU MOONY! THIS IS PRIVATE!

No need to shout Padfoot.

How did you know I was shouting?

Um guys can we go back to what we were talking about?

LATER! PRONGS CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY?!

Quoted from Moony, no need to shout Padfoot.

I'M NOT!

In writing or note passing capitals is known to be shouting.

Stop being a know it all Moony, your like a-a madman with knowledge?

Right… That didn't even make sense.

Um GUYS!!

Shut up Prongs! Your being like a… I don't know!

Fine I'm leaving then!

Fine!

Right then!

Okay!

What about Lily?

Hey you ruined it Prongs!

Fine!

Right then!

Okay!

James got up from the table they were on for transfiguration, glancing at Harry and Lily working together. He was jealous? Him the famous James Potter, popular with so many girls! Jealous? He walked off.
Leaving Sirius the stalker planning his new stalking, with Remus and Peter, all the planning going into his notebook.

Stalking the new kid (it's all for James… he should be grateful! Really grateful!)

Sirius the Stalker Moony the Madman and Wormtail the Wimp investigate!

I demand a more sensible name! With my real name why is your name your real name and ours not?

Peter agrees with Remus that we should get more respectable names too.

No.

Day 1:

Harry walks into the library, and who does he find? Its James love of his life Lily Evans! Could they be having an affair?
I disagree it could be a coincidence.
Oh shut up Moony!

Anyway I'm so clever I can copy down their conversation.

Harry EVIL: Oh… Hey Lily

Lily: Oh! Hey Harry! What are you doing in the library during lunch?

Harry EVILER: Nothing (he blushes not a good sign) what are you doing here?

Lily (James's love of his life): Nothing want to study together?

Harry Evilest of them all: Um well I'm kind of busy, so I have to go now.

Lily: But you just came!

What is she thinking?

Harry (don't know what to write here): I know! I forgot a book.

Harry then leaves leaving Lily talking to herself.

Lily: I don't know why I even like him? I just wish he wasn't so secretive…

What was that?

She just said she liked Harry, Sirius.

I wanted it to be dramatic Moony! Why did you ruin it?

Well you could have said so… well go on then.

It's too late already!

You could do a vanishing charm.

That's a good idea. You never saw this….

Um... you forgot how to do it didn't you?

Shut up! Hey wait a minute where's wormtail?

Like you name him, a wimp and his out in the kitchens eating cheese.

YOU RUINED ANOTHER DRAMATIC BIT MOONY!

Sorry. No need to shout.

I said I'm not shouting! I like writing in capitals.

Right…

Day 2: Nothing, cause I myself is busy too busy checking out girls to spy on a certain someone… I have a LIFE MOONY!

Can you please stop shouting?

Make me!

Day 3: I was looking at Harry when I saw this nice girl but it turn out to be a ferret.

You are not Serious!

Yes I am Sirius!

And we trusted you! To stalk someone and you failed cause you saw a girl?!

Not just any girl she was so pretty!

Let Wormtail do tomorrow.

Fine!

Day 4 (Wormtail Spying): At 3pm I smelt this wondrous smell of cheese from the kitchens. It turned out that the house elves were making potato cakes with cheddar cheese on top. So I left Harry who was talking with lily, something about James I think it was; and went to eat the glorious potato cakes. Which turn out to be the yummiest thing I have ever eaten it was filled with so many cheeses I'll tell them to you.

NO WAY PETER!

No need to shout Remus I know your interested with cheese.


But how can you leave them alone when they were talking about James?

Whatever, so it wasn't cheese?… No more spying!

What? Sirius the Stalker a failure?

No remember the first day? Lily said she liked Henry.

It's Harry.

Sure it is Moony….

It is Harry! Anyway we have to tell James what we have found out. And… change our names Padfoot!

No.

"Hey James I think you should take a look at this," Sirius said, as he gave him a note book.
"What the… 9:00-10pm Flirt with Professor Minnie?"

Sirius turned white "James, you never saw that." Sirius croaked as he snatched the notebook away.

"Right… I never did and never want to again." James mumbled

"Read this one." Sirius said with new determination.

"Fine but if it's gross I'm never trusting you again."

James read it through, then again. It was his turn to be turning white.

"So…"

'Yeah mate. We're really sorry.'

"Hey guys," Harry greeted. "I found chicken pie in the lunch tabl-

James looked at his feet determinedly it was not Harry's fault Lily liked him but he never felt more jealous in his life.
He looked up at Harry with hard, cold eyes and said, "Shut up!'"
And he stomped off with Sirius and Remus following him looking at Harry with very sorry faces.

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