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A/N: Sorry it took so long! School! I promised a long one... I'm so sorry! But i made a funny one! A funny one! Don't kill me! gasps dies.
Chapter 5: Sirius goes crazy with love potions
"Hey Lily," Harry said James beside him, "I think we should just be friends."
"What?" Lily looked up from her book, "Um… we are friends?"
"But Sirius said you liked him," James retorted,
"Um… you must have mistaken because I said I liked Harry not loved him," Lily said, looking back to her work.
"That Sirius I'm so going to kill him!" James and Harry groaned together.
Lily looked at them both with a suspicious glare "have you or Sirius been eavesdropping on me?"
Harry was about to nod but James said "No! Of course not we just overheard you talking to yourself!" James exclaimed, "Why would we? Right Harry?"
"Right…" Was all that Harry could muster.
Why did James have to lie, Lily would be more angry if she found out he lied to her.
"Oh… we have to go Lily things to do. (Like Kill that oath Sirius, how did he become my godfather in the first place?)" Harry mumbled as he dragged (yes! Dragged!) James from the library (why would he want to stay there?) and then climbed through the portrait hole, to the Gryffindor common room.
When they arrived there was Sirius standing at the entrance waiting for them, "Hey Padfoot your stalking techniques didn't work, he never like Lil- Sirius cut him off, by sticking a baby bottle in his mouth.
"What the..."
"Did you drink any of it?"
'Yes a bit… what's in there,' but then he fainted.
"Um… what was in there to make him faint like that?" Harry asked,
"Very strong love potion…" Sirius answered snickering "James is going to be in love with another girl for once," and with that Sirius plucked the bottle from James's hand and ran off… laughing!
Harry heard Remus from the corridor "just give the bottle back Sirius, you don't know what your doing." There was another chucking sound
"did you drink it?"
"Um… I don't know! And don't do tha-
Remus fainted like James.
Sirius laughed crazily and ran away, Harry staring after him.
Lily POV (Narrator too!)
"Oh My God! How did Harry know I liked him?" Lily thought.
As she walked back to the Gryffindor common room, "I can't believe it! And he told me in front of James, I don't believe they heard me talking to myself, it can't be that simple!... Hey there's Sirius."
"Hey black!" Lily began and stopped, Sirius had an evil grin on his face so instead she said "What did you do this time?" "Nothing… I was just…" Sirius stuffed the bottle's top into Lily's mouth.
"What the…" she thought and drank a tiny bit of it in surprise, and then… everything went black.
Back to the normal story:
Harry saw James drifting back into consciousness, and went to help his friend up "Hey… Um… Are you okay?" Harry asked concerned.
"What the hell was in the bottle?" James asked rubbing his forehead with his hand.
"Er… I think you should take a nap…" Harry said not wanting to tell James the truth.
"No… Its lunchtime isn't it? There's chicken pie!"
Harry groaned this was not a good idea at all. "But…"
Just then Remus came in through the door, rubbing his head too.
"That Padfoot… His gone crazy with a baby bottle."
"A WHAT?" James asked shocked of what Remus just told him.
"Never mind… I think I'm going to take a nap." He said and rushed off, leaving James looking into thin air.
Then Lily came again rubbing her forehead with her hand. But this time Harry groaned the loudest.
James & Lily took one look at each other, when the love potion reacted, leaving them skipping (literally) out of the common room holding hands.
"I need to catch Sirius," Harry thought, as more couples went into Gryffindor common rooms giggling and holding hands.
Some were even trying to walk while kissing each other!
'Gross!' Harry thought. As he sneaked out of the common room, all those couples!
He needed to catch Sirius FAST! NOW!
Harry shivered as more couples came passed, but why didn't he get affected by the love potion?
Sirius didn't stuff it into his mouth like the others, suspicious… Anyway… He'll have to catch him soon, he thought as Snape and Promfey walked past.
These couples were just plain gross!
He went up to the kitchens, and asked the elves "could I have a table full of chicken pies?"
"Yes sir!" exclaimed the house elves at once.
And in 2 minutes a table as big as Hagrid, was full of deliciously yummy chicken pies.
Harry ate a piece himself, and mumbled wingardium leviosa, the table floated behind Harry as he walked and dropped it in the third corridor.
He laughed at his evil plan, Sirius must be stopped!
There was a big cage above the chicken pie, being held up by Harry's wingardium leviosa, if Sirius chose the bait he would be trapped so to speak.
But! Something… pulled Harry out of his thoughts, he listened, and it sounded like a maniacal laughter coming nearer and nearer to the chicken pie.
Harry dived into his invisibility cloak being careful not to drop his wand.
It was Sirius, sniffing around like a dog; he looked up and saw the chicken pies, mouth dribbling with hunger he jumped right into the middle of the table gobbling away like a wolf.
Harry put the cage down, it landed with a bang!
Sirius jumped, he looked at the cage and then at Harry "Woof!!" he said looking at Harry with big puppy eyes.
"That's not going to work Sirius," Harry said eyes hard and cold, "you've gone too far this time… There are gross couples all over the place. So… you're going to stay here eating this pie, till you've come to your senses."
"Hey Harry! Why you trap Padfoot?" James asked looking at the still puppy eyeing Sirius.
'Oh… just a prank… I saw chicken pie at the lunch table!" He said looking hopeful.
"Oh yeah! I forgot!" James rushed off leaving Sirius staring after him.
Harry left too, most of the love potions were wearing off; most guys including Snape had red patches on their cheek, which looked like slap marks.
Harry had forgotten about Sirius, until 1 o'clock that night when he and James, Remus and Peter were up to some mischief.
'Oh…' he thought as he went to bed.
'I'll check up on him in the morning.'
When he got to the third corridor, Sirius was still asleep he had made a blanket out of chicken pies;
Harry lifted the cage off him and walked off.
When he had went to his class the whole class was holding hands and more couples kissing each other… Surely Harry!
You should know better for Sirius to come to his senses.
(A/n: Yet again u must REview!!)