Disclaimer: I Have not owned Harry Potter and never will why does all the bad things happen to me? :(

A/N: Well the Virius is uncureable but i'm using my sister's computer so now i'll be updating slower but have more time to write big chapters? huh? Good deal huh? XD Anyway this chapter is for my forgiveness

I will pin all blames of me slacking off on the Virius lol.

Chapter 8: Pranks, Memories and the Truth!

Harry had noticed every time he tried to say hi to his mother, Lily it ended with him walking away talking to nobody. For some reason Lily had started to ignore him and he didn't enjoy this at all.

"Hey Lily!" Harry finally shouted out when she had tried to walk in the opposite direction,
"What is your problem?"
"What?" Lily mumbled, obviously trying to scurry far as possible from him, "I don't have a problem…"
"Oh right sure you don't" Harry said sarcastically, "It's just that every where you go your walking the opposite direction."

"Um… It could happen Harry…" Lily muttered, "I also have something to ask you about?"
"What is it? "Harry asked finally glad that Lily was talking to him,
"Well…" Lily started looking at her list to do,
"You're an ugly toe rag and I'll never go out with you cause you're a self annoying freak!"
Lily muttered still looking at her list.
"What?" Harry asked confused at her sudden rudeness.
"Oh!" Lily exclaimed, "That was for James sorry…Um… What is this? Show picture…" Lily said, as she showed him the picture of him, Ron and Hermonie laughing at the lake,
"I have never seen these people before Harry!" Lily shook her head and Harry turned white. "It… Their nobody..." Harry said a pure look of horror on his face,
"That's none of your business!"

Lily heard Harry's voice growing, so with a shrug she stalks off but glancing back at the paralyzed Harry.
Harry remembered that time at the lake… Ron and he had just gotten out of detention and they had a really good time there when Colleen snuck a picture of them together.
He would have to be more careful in the past.

Padfoot!

What now Prongs?

I'm bored! We haven't been keeping track of our pranks!

So? Are we doing a big one?

Yes! Oh God! Minnie's here destroy the evidence!

Okay.

"Mr. Black!" Professor McGonagall shrieked, "What is in your mouth?!"
"Oh Minnie you worry too much" Sirius said laughing softly brining up his puppy eyes, "It was absolutely nothing to worry about…"
McGonagall's eyes narrowed "Was that a note?"
"Why of course not!" Sirius soothed, "I've told you it was just absolutely nothing!"
"Sirius BLACK!!" McGonagall Screamed loudly, "you and Mr. Potter detention right after class!!"
Both Sirius and James groaned, their prank delayed till tonight.
At least they could plan it during detention, Harry and Remus muffled a laugh obviously having fun.
It had reminded Harry the time he and Ron were talking in the potions exams and Snape came along, pushed their heads down painfully and took 50pts off Gryffindor.
He shuddered at the thought when he caught Ron snogging a Ravenclaw girl once, he was sent to a broom cupboard near by and when he opened it… He shuddered again, a memory he would rather skip.
"Oh yes Harry!" Remus called after transfiguration, "We made a new chat room on the internet called 'Marauders Gossip and Gabble…'
"Gabble?" Harry asked questioningly,
"Yes… Sirius came up with Gabble… I'm not even sure it's a word meaning talk… I'll look in the muggle dictionary later…" Remus sighed.
Harry made an account called 'Jamieson' (A/n: Yeah I know so obvious)
"Weird… I thought electronics didn't work in Hogwarts…" Harry thought out loud,
"Well usually they don't but we took that charm away, it lasts a few weeks…"
Remus answered coming up from behind him,
"Jamieson?" He asked curiously.
"Yeah! Jamieson! It was my Aunt's last name…" Harry lied, "It sort of sound's like 'James's son' funny huh?"
"Hmmm" Was all Remus replied not interested,
"Well we are planning this… Prank and I thought you could help Harry."
"Really? What are you planning?" Harry asked getting excited with new pranks,
"Well… we're going to jinx the Slytherin common room so everything in it will turn to be hot pink! Their clothes, quills, Parchments will all be pink!" Remus explained excitedly, "Then we'll jinx the teacher's lounge so when the Professor walks out of the lounge they'll end up in the lake!"
Harry struggled not to laugh, "We should make it timed and set it off during lunch while most teachers are there!" Harry suggested.
"You know…" Remus mused, "That's actually a good idea! I'll inform highness right away…"
"What? Highness?" Harry laughed, Remus looking confused.
"Oh God! Highness jinxed his name so I'll be saying highness instead of highness!" Remus groaned
"Okay…" Harry backs away from Remus who looks angry with highness that jinxed his name… (God! Confusing! And its Sirius by the way)
"Don't you dare back away from me Harry Cornthins!" Remus shouted after him obviously in a very bad mood.
Harry took off and ran, but accidentally bumping into Lily,
"Oh Harry! I'm so sorry about what this morning it was very rude of me and- Harry cut her off
"Come on Lily we have got to run!"
"Why?" Lily asked in amazement,
"It's Remus…" Harry sighed, "His mad at highness and I don't know who he is…"
"Come back here Harry Cornthins! You don't know what your doing!" Remus shouted from inside the common room, not being bothered to chasing Harry.
Harry shuddered and walked briskly away looking back to see if Remus was chasing him.

"Wait!" Lily called after him, trying to keep up with him, "Harry… I want to truth!"
Harry turned frowning; he was very annoyed "You want the truth?" He said growing angrier by the minute why can't people pry into business they already know?
"Well you want the truth Lily?" He said, "You can't handle the truth!"
"Harry…" Lily mumbled, "You can trust me…"
"No! I can't! I can't trust anyone anymore!" Harry yelled,
"Harry stop being so angry! Get a grip on yourself!" Lily said, getting annoyed "fine then! I don't want the stupid truth!" "Wait!" Harry said feeling regret by saying that, "Wait Lily! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it that way!"
Lily sighed, "Well apology accepted but I still feel that you should tell me…"
Harry shook his head, so Lily just nodded and headed toward the library again.
Harry made his way back up to the common room, "Harry! You are so dead!" Sirius laughed,
"What?" Harry asked, "No i'm not..."

"Corny! You forgot to help us with our prank!" James exclaimed, "You delayed us!! Now come on lets go already!"
James, Sirius and Remus dragged Harry out; all was inside James's invisibility cloak.
"Mahahaha…" Sirius laughed evilly, "I can't wait till the Slytherins wake up!"
They were now outside the Slytherin common room; James and Remus were muttering spells Harry couldn't hear. Sirius was setting up booby traps outside the common room, Harry helping him. They then snuck off to the teacher's lounge setting off a timer for the warp and went to bed pleased with their nights work.

The Next Morning

Harry walked down to the great hall, which was in total chaos; somehow the chairs had grown mouths and were biting the Slytherins.
James and Sirius was laughing their heads off while the professors looked stunned, all the girls were running around screaming their heads off at the sight of the mutant chairs and the guys were laughing at the Slytherins hot pink robes and bags.
Finally after an hour of rampage, the professors silenced the crazy student and glared at the Marauders,
"Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Harry Cornthins Detention!" professor McGonagall screeched like a manic, "8:30 Tonight and don't you dare be late!"
If Harry thought he had seen professor McGonagall at her maddest before it was nothing compared to now, her face was twisted like a sour apple, her hands were crunched into big fists and she was yelling angrily at everyone with tears of frustration in her eyes.
She was swearing, using professor Sprout as a punching bag and flying curses at students like 'Petrify Totalus'.
Classes were finally resumed later on in the day much to Lily's relief, and lunch came late leaving the Marauders jumping in excitement.
They sat down and Sirius gobbled the plate of chicken pies in 1 minute while James ate the Ravenclaw table's chicken pie while this was happening a scream came down from the lake and then a splash, and then came more screaming and splashing. All the teachers came walking in wet, soaking and cold because it was mid winter.
"So Corny… James asked, "Are you enjoying Hogwarts?"
"I sure am Prongs", Harry laughed, "I sure am."

A/n: Well now u no what to do! Review! God darn it! lol next chapter will be...

Chapter 9: Maraduer's Gossip and Gabble

Enjoy!