Hi hi its Snowie! My b'day special is coming and i've been heaps busy... I find this chapter really random and funny sooo
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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter if i did... i would be the most happiest person alive!

Chapter 10: Choc Chip Cookies and Batman

"Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Cook-kies!" Sirius Screamed the fifth time in a row that he said it, "Na na na-

"Shut the dog up!" Remus shouted furiously.

Sirius danced around the room holding a box of his favorite branded Choc Chip Cookies.

"I love my mum, I love my chookies but most of all I love my cookies!" Sirius sang waving the box around. Remus groaned and ran from the common room

"Gone to the library again probably…" Harry thought with a metal moan, "I wish Sirius would shut up!"
James was gone so was Lily and it was a rainy day so they were trapped in the common room till the rain stopped.

Harry ran out of the common room with another moan as Sirius sang

"Cookies, cookies, cookies! Oi! Oi! Oi!" He walked bristly past the one eyed witch not wanting to go to Hogsmeade, he walked past a Slytherin who glared at him as he walked past not wanting (for once) to jinx him.

That was when he heard it!

The Batman theme song!

Harry heard something behind him and he turned slowly to face it, it was Batman!
Oh wait it was just Malfoy dressed up as Batman…

"Hey Batman!" Harry yelled thinking of a good insult, "Did you know you look like a-
He was cut off by Malfoy's Girly scream and his mouth dropped open in shock.
Sirius had made a Choc Chip Cookie armour with the mountain of cookies he had plastered it together with cookie dough.

"Die Batman!" Sirius yelled holding up a cookie made gun,

"Your theme song shall never prevail the power of the Cookie Theme!"

Batman, I mean Malfoy... glared at him

"Never!" Malfoy said in a high pitched girly baby Soprano type voice, "Batman shall kill the cookies FOREVER!"

Sirius jumped up on to the wall his feet only stuck there because he had cookie dough on it.

"Are you ready to die? Then die!"

He clicked a cookie trigger on his cookie gun and Harry stood there shocked at the weird lumps of cookie coming out of the cookie gun.

"Argh! The Cookie Gun!" Malfoy screeched he took out a bat shaped shield, "You'll never get past my Bat shield!"

Sirius dodged the rebounding cookie bullets, and then he reached in and took out a Cookie Grenade,
"Die Bat Shield!" Sirius laughed as he chucked it right onto the Bat Shield and then the Bat Shield blew up lumps of cookie and plastic went everywhere.
Harry ran off he HAD to tell James or Remus about this! He ran around the corner just in time as a big explosion was heard and bits of cookie and black material flew around the corner and Harry ducked in surprise.

"What the…"

Harry cried out in pure shock, just then teachers and students came pouring into the hall; loud murmurs could be heard frantic and excited whispers from the crowd. They all walked past Harry and went around the corner, Harry followed.
It was a horrid disaster, Sirius was standing on top of a torn up batman costume and Malfoy was curled up in a ball in the corner muttering over and over "Cookie Atomic bomb…" and of course there was a huge mess and a gigantic banner that read:

"Victory is ours! – The Cookie Monsters"

"It sounds like that weird show on muggle T.V. with that baby that could talk I think his name was Steven? Stephanie? (A/N: It's Stewie! Yay!)" Harry thought shaking his head.

"Harry?" Dumbledore called, "Could you come here a second?"

"Yes Professor!" Harry called back, "What do you need me for?"
Dumbledore handed him a time turner with an 'R' on the hourglass,
"Harry this is a Returner use this after you have finished packing your things and you can go back whenever you wish."
And with that Dumbledore walked away bidding Harry goodbye which he did not return. He was busy looking at the Returner in his hands; here in his hands was a way back to his time he had run out of time… He was not ready to leave yet…

And soo the Plot thickens like cream! Wait! that just sounds weird... What other lines are there?
Be there or be square! Ahaha you'll be wearing glasses then!
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And reveiw your life away like your whole life!
Next chapter is my birthday special!
Twilight charaters!
Crazy Emmett!
& more!

-Mellow out Snowie