Hey guys ShowdownDewott here with the long awaited seventh chapter of XWWF. Its been awhile since I last wrote something and now is a good time to do so. There will be a lot of new chapters for older stories coming up, also last month marked my 2 year anniversary on fanfiction, WOO! Now Darwin, the disclaimer please.
Darwin: SD owns nothing except XWWF and its championships.
Its seems like this is traditional so more stars are appearing. They are as follow:
Hank J. Wimbleton
Deimos
Sanford
Jet Vac
H20 Delirious
Sniper
Spy
And Snowball the Bunny
(XWWF: Past, Present, Future)
"No Mercy" by KIT plays
September Week 2, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
"Hello everyone, Firey here with my brothers and sisters in commentary Foghorn Leghorn, Silver the Hedgehog, Furret, and Marshmellow. We are in Calgary with some heated matches. First its a triple threat TLC match between Hank J. Wimbleton, Swarm, and Fatkip for contendership of Wildcat's Xtreme title, then Ozzy goes toe to toe with Blover in a Last Man Standing match, next Lincoln Loud with an unknown tag partner will face Red and Terence in a tag team match, Finally in the first ever Blood Bath match in XWWF history, Snowball the Bunny will go against Sniper for a chance to join Fatkip and Punisher in thier Earthquake match." said Firey as he chugged down some oil to keep his fire going. "But first, The Superstar Hunt's first challenge, and elimination" said Foghorn as Mickey stood in the ring, ready to start.
"Tonight is the start of the next legacy of wrestling here in XWWF, and my last night in charge but fret, we have an awesome lineup of characters to keep the business going for the XWWF's bright future." said Mickey as "You still Got It" chants erupted. As the newbies walked into the ring, Ozzy followed close behind holding a pair of visually imparing goggles and red tape down to the ring. "Before we begin this week's challenge one of you will be going home immediately, Unfortunately Terra you are the unlucky one for tonight" said Mickey as Terra sighed in defeat. "It was fun having you around the place" said Oliver as they shook hand to flipper. As Terra hopped to the back of the arena the contestants turned to Ozzy and Mickey. "Your challenge is walk the red tape without messing up while wearing these goggles that simulate a drunk person 2x drunker then the legal limit.
After many fails and stumbles, Harvey Beaks was the one to come out top getting plenty of cheers.
"Harvey will have the advantage in next week's challenge, see you then folks" said Mickey as everyone returned to the back.
"This match is set for what fall! The winner of this match will face Wildcat at Championship Hunt!" said Sandy.
"Back from the Dead" by Skillet plays
"Introding first, from Reno, Nevada weighing in 231 lbs, HANK J. WIMBLETON!" said Sandy as Hank came out and transformed into MAG Hank. (A/N transformations are allowed like Mega Evolution and Morphing). Hank high fived the fans cautiously as he walked to the ring.
"Private Eyes" by Daryll Hall and John Oates plays.
"Introducing next, from Skylands, weighing in at 1,219 lbs, SWARM!" said Sandy as Swarm yelled "Bring the Sting" before dashing to the ring and flying in.
"Monster" by Skillet plays.
"Introducing lastly, accompanied to the ring by Rhiannon Burgess, from Trenton, NJ, weighing in at 402 lbs, FATKIP!" said Sandy as Fatkip roared at his opponents before performed the ritual that is Mega Evolution, evolving him to Mega Swampert as he ran towards the ring
All three stared down each other as the bell rang. All 3 lock up until Hank low sweeps Swarm, causing to crash into Fatkip. "Hank using that classic low sweep, it's gonna be awhile till Swarm gets on his feet again" said Furret as Fatkip and Hank began to grapple with each other as Swarm struggled to get to his feet. Hank then gave Fatkip the Rage Dropper (Tombstone but its feet first instead followed by a enzuguri) as Swarm finally got to his feet. "Swarm is back in the game!" said Silver as Swarm chokeslammed Hank. Swarm then charged at Fatkip who sidestepped him and gave him a Swampdriver. "Now thats gotta sting litterally" said Furret as Swarm was knocked out by the finisher. Hank meanwhile had grabbed a kendo stick and attacked Fatkip with it over his head, however he didn't flinch, surprising everyone. Fatkip then picked Hank up in a Fireman's Carry position before jumping up and pounding him into the canvas back first. "Fatkip has pulled his deadliest finisher out again, The Crystal Lake BackSmasher has gotta hurt badly for Hank" said Firey as Fatkip pinned his opponent.
"1,2,3" said the Ref as the bell rung. "Here is your winner, and number 1 contender for the XWWF Xtreme title, FATKIP!" said Sandy as Fatkip and Hank returned to normal form and returned to the back while Swarm followed behind.
"Arctic Bliss" by Magix and ArcticSniperDewott (me on youtube) plays.
"This next match is set for what fall! And it is a Last Man Standing Match! Introducing first, from Trenton, NJ, weighing in at 25 lbs, OZZY OSHAWOTT!" said Sandy as Ozzy with May and Cream high fived the fans while the Oshawott chants erupted"After what happened last week Ozzy has stated he is ready to get his head back in focus" said Marshmellow as Ozzy loosened his joints while Cream and May pulled up chairs and sat near comnentary.
"Hurricane" by Bob Dylan plays.
"And his opponent, from the Garden, weighing at 28 lbs, BLOVER!" said Sandy as Blover ran into the ring, ready as ever. They both locked up as the bell rung. Ozzy began his attack with a quick Iron Tail then following it up with some jabs to the gut, before giving Blover a roundhouse kick to the jaw knocking him down, he wasnt done yet as he belly flopped onto him before bitchslapping him left and right. "Ozzy is going full blitz on Blover, Ozzy then back away, satidgied with his work as the ref began his count.
"1"
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Ozzy stared down at Blover as the ref continued.
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"2"
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May and Cream cheered him on.
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"3"
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Blover was still unresponsive.
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"4"
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Blover's nose began to bleed out chlorophyll, his own blood and food source.
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"5"
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Ozzy's smirk disappeared as a worried expression appeared on his face.
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"6"
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Blover's breathing began to slow down, a bad sign.
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"7"
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Ozzy pondered if he went too far with his blitz.
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"8"
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Blover would stop breathing at this point, and Ozzy saw this. "STOP THE MATCH! HE ISNT BREATHING!" he said as the ref called for the bell. Ozzy immediately began CPR on Blover, who now was choking on his own chlorophyll. "This wasn't supposed to happen!" said Foghorn as he and his fellow commentators realized what was happening. Blover was suffering from internal bleeding and a stroke, Lincoln, Hank, Cammy, Mickey, and Chuck came running to assist the former champion on the strecher.
"Folks, apparently do to Ozzy's blitz on him earlier, Blover has 6 cracked ribs, a punctured lung, and is suffering from a stroke" said Furret, fighting through tears as Blover was rushed to the nearby hospital to recover.
(Commercial Break)
"The last match has been called a draw" said Firey as he shuffled his papers.
"This tag team match is set for what fall!" said Sandy.
"The Loud House Theme" plays.
Introducing first, from the Loud House itself, weighing in at 128 lbs, LINCOLN LOUD!" said Sandy as Lincoln high fived the fans
"Why so Delirious" by The Spaceman Chaos and NoNo plays.
"OH MY!" said Furret as H20 Delirious entered the arena, getting a huge ovation from the crowd.
"And his partner, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 202 lbs, H20 DELIRIOUS!" said Sandy as Delirious high fived the fans.
"Red's Mighty Feathers" by Rovio plays.
"And their opponents, from Bird Island, weighing at a combined weight of 615 lbs, Red and Terence, ANGER MANAGEMENT!" said Sandy as Red and Terence entered the ring, Terence's glare sent a shiver down everyone's spine as the bell rung. Red and Lincoln started first. Lincoln immediately grappled Red to the mat as he tagged in H20. Delirious immediately took out Terence with Sweet Chin Music before going to work on Red, He picked him up in Tombstone position until he delivered the famous piledriver to Red.
"Shades of the Undertaker have been cast as Delirious must've been taught by the Deadman himself" said Marshmellow as Delirious pinned Red.
"1,2,3!" said the Ref as the bell rung. "Here are your winners, LINCOLN LOUD AND H20 DELIRIOUS!" said Sandy as both celebrated in the ring.
"We have an update from the hospital Blover is at, He has survived his surgery and will be absent from competition for 7 months minimally." said Silver as Red grabbed a mic. "These past few weeks we may have been losing but no more mister nice bird, now is the we show off new recruits, ladies and gents I give you the newest members of Anger Management, Fuzzy Lumpkins, SpaceGodzilla, and Tricky the Clown!" said Red as a camera moved to outside to show Fuzzy and Tricky riding thier interstellar kaiju ally. "Now thats one way to turn up the heat!" said Furret as SpaceGodzilla roared before stomping away from Calgary.
"Bunnykill 5 Part 2 Main theme" by Newgrounds,com plays.
"This blood bath match is set for what fall! The winner of this match will join Fatkip and Punisher in the first ever Earthquake match! Introducing first, from the forests, weighing in at 15 lbs, SNOWBALL THE BUNNY!" said Sandy as Snowball high fived the fans.
"Magnum Force" by the TF2 Crew plays.
"And his opponent, from Melbourne, Austrailia, weighing in at 174 lbs, Mr. Mundy, THE SNIPER!" said Sandy as Sniper ran down to the ring. Both shook hands as the bell rang. Both of them went outside and found 2 2x4s. With thier weapons in arms, both began whacking at one another with "ECW" chants erupting throughout the arena as Sniper then pulled out his Bushwhacka while Snowball pulled out his sword. "THEY'RE GOING TO SWORDFIGHT? NO WAY!" shouted Furret excitiedly as both of them begin clashing back and forth until Sniper grazed Snowball's ear, causing it to bleed, thus ending the match.
"Here is your winner, SNIPER!" said Sandy as Sniper helped patched Snowball's ear up and assisted him to the back as the show to the close.
Results
Fatkip def. Hank & Swarm
Ozzy vs Blover (Draw)
H20 Delirious and Lincoln def. Anger Management
Sniper def. Snowball
Now that was probably the quickest Ive done a chapter at 2 days. Anyways I wanted this chapter to be more out of sync with some other chapters. Anyways this is the GM of XWWF saying this.
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