Meeting Ninjas and Perverts

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for Randi, Brandi, Eric, and Jake. I would LOVE to own some of them, though. This story is my own, if it sounds like someone else's, sorry. I'm keeping this story the way it is.

Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I had a combination of issues. First, I've had major writer's block. Second, like my name, I'm 17 and in the National Guard, so I had drills over the last weekend. Third, I had a tennis meet; I also have more coming up. Fourth, I had spring break and I went to Washington to see my dad, sister, and other family. Fifth, I do the Big Brother/Big Sister program, so I have to spend time with the little boy I do it for. As I said, I've been really busy. Anyway, here's the next chapter.

The Next Morning

Randi woke up to hear birds singing next to the balcony of her room. She walked out onto the balcony in her pajamas, which consisted of a spaghetti-strap belly shirt and a pair of baby blue pajama bottoms. When Randi reached the edge of the balcony, she looked out across the gardens to see a large park behind the house. 'Hmm, a jog sounds great right now. Maybe I'll go out before it gets to hot.' Randi turned and went back into the room, stretching her arms and back while walking in.

When she stepped out of the bathroom, Randi looked ready for a jog. She had changed into a pair of black jogging pants, a white muscle shirt, and a black hoodie over that. She also had a pair of white running shoes to go with her outfit and she had her pulled back into a ponytail; even in a ponytail, her hair reached the middle of her back.

Randi grabbed her ipod as she walked past her bag and just before walking out the door, glanced at the alarm clock next to her bed to see it say 6:08 a.m. 'Damn, I'm not up that early, am I? I seriously doubt Brandi's gonna wanna go for a jog.' Sure enough, when Randi opened Brandi's bedroom door, she saw her sprawled out on the bed, still sleeping. Randi just shook her head before heading downstairs.

Once on her way out, one of the elderly maids, named Kaede, stopped her and asked if the 'Lady' wanted any breakfast. "No, I'll eat after my run. And please don't call me 'Lady'. I'm no better than you and I sure as hell not a lady. I'd just as soon you called me Randi."

"Yes, alright my La-, Randi. I'll have breakfast ready for ye when ye get back from your run. I'll also tell the lord when he awakens that you went for a run." Randi thanked Kaede and walked out the front door. Once outside, she turned her ipod on and went to the song "Numb" by Linkin Park.

30 minutes later

Randi was running through the most beautiful park she had ever seen. 'I guess I better head back.' Randi jogged around a corner, just in time to crash into a boy with spiky blonde hair and wearing an orange jumpsuit. Randi jumped up and went over to help the young man up.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see you. Are you all right?" Randi asked while helping him up.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry 'bout that. Are you all right? By the way, my name is Naruto." Randi decided that Naruto seemed to be a hyper, but good kid. Naruto was now staring at her. "Hey, your one of the girls from America, aren't you? Randi, I think your name is?"

"Yep, that's me. Hey Naruto, do you know Sesshomaru Takashi? I'm just curious, is all."

"Yeah, I know him. He and his brother are the biggest foes of my school, Kohoma High." When Randi gave him a puzzled look, Naruto decided that he should further explain.

15 Minutes Later

"So, you're saying there are four high schools that all hold tennis competitions against one another? And I am now friends with rival tennis players? Also, I'll be playing against you, your friends, and all of your rivals? The competition is double elimination and so will last for over two months, going into the summer? Have I got it all?"

"Yeah, you got it, all of it."

"I now have a major headache. I also need to get going back pretty soon. It's already 6:45. Kaede should have breakfast ready for me."

"Naruto-kun?"

"Hinata, what are you doing? Hinata, this is Randi, one of the girls from America. Randi, this is Hinata, my girlfriend." (A/N: At the request of a couple of people).

"How do you do, Hinata-chan? It's very nice to meet you," Randi said while bowing to her.

"I-it's very n-nice t-to meet you too. Naruto, Kakashi-sensei wants us at the gym by 7:00 to start practicing."

"All right, Hinata-chan. I'll see you later Randi-sama. Maybe later I can introduce you to the others. I'll tell you this; you're going to make a lot of friends and a whole hell of a lot of enemies. Now, Hinata and I should get going before Sasuke and Sakura decide to come get us. Bye!" Naruto and Hinata both yelled before disappearing around a corner.

'That is one weird kid, but he seems nice. So does Hinata, although her eyes are different. If everyone is as powerful as the few people I've met already, then Brandi and I are definitely going to have a workout to win. Oh well, we'll talk about it later. Crap, it's seven. I need to get back because we're supposed to meet the boys in the gym at nine to start practicing.'

20 Minutes Later

"Randi, where have you been?!? You've been gone for over an hour, I think."

"Calm down Brandi, I just went for a jog. Oh, I also met some more of our opponents. We need to talk about some things. Oh, thanks for the strawberries and bagel Kaede."

"Oh, it be no trouble at all child." Kaede turned and walked back into the kitchen, leaving Brandi, Randi, and Izayoi to finish breakfast.

"Izayoi, where are Inutaisho, Sesshomaru, and Inuyasha?" Randi asked.

"Inutaisho left for the office already. The boys must still be in bed." After Izayoi said that, Randi and Brandi looked at each other evilly.

"Hey Izayoi, would you mind if we played a little prank on the boys? You know, teach them to wake up late." Izayoi smiled at them innocently, but both girls could see the evil glint in her eyes.

"You girls can do whatever you want."

"You know, it's going to be great having you as a mom, Izayoi," Randi winked at Izayoi as she and Brandi headed upstairs.

2 Hours Later

"Sorry we're late guys. We overslept Izayoi-sensei; please forgive us."

"That's quite SNICKER all right. AHEM I'll be your sensei today snickergigglechuckle as Inutaisho-sensei could not make snicker it." Sesshomaru and Inuyasha could hear people laughing, but they didn't know why; which was starting to anger Inuyasha.

"What are you all laughing at?!?" Inuyasha asked, peeved. Miroku walked/stumbled while still laughing to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, put his hands on their shoulders, and started full on laughing. Soon the entire gym was laughing.

"You will refrain from laughing at this Sesshomaru, or else." Miroku calmed finally, looked at Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, and told them to look in a mirror, which Kagome provided. What the two saw left them speechless.

Izayoi's POV

'Wow, I'm impressed. The girls did a better job than I thought they would.'

Randi's POV

'Hey, they actually make pretty good girls. They could pull off being a girl better than Brandi and me. I wonder what their reaction will be.'

"Randi! Brandi!"

'Shit! We're so dead.'

Brandi's POV

'Shit! We're so dead.'

Normal POV

"Umm, yeah?" Randi asked cautiously, 'Shit. This is going so totally wrong,' she thought. Brandi was hiding behind her, everyone was still laughing, and Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were now glaring at the girls. "Oh, come on guys. You don't look so bad. You make great girls."

(A/N: Ok; now you get to see what they look like.)

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha both had make-up on and bows in their hair. Sesshomaru had white blush covering up his entire face with red blush on his cheeks, as did Inuyasha. Both had on black eyeliner and mascara. Sesshomaru had a mix of black and blue eye shadow on, while Inuyasha had bright pink eyeshadow. Inuyasha had pearly pink lipstick on and Sesshomaru had glossy red lipstick on. Both had bows in their hair with girly-do's and Inuyasha had blue bows around both ears. To top it all off, both had a big, bold, black, and permanent LOSER on their foreheads, courtesy of Randi.

"We do NOT look good as girls!" Both brothers exclaimed. They both stomped off to the boys' locker room to clean up, and do something else (call the principal).

With Sesshomaru and Inuyasha

While the two were in the locker room, they heard a very loud slap and a scream of "Hentai!"

"Either Kakashi or Miroku made a move on one of the girls," Inuyasha stated.

"Randi! That was mean." They heard Brandi yell.

"Yup."

Well, that's the end. So who groped Randi? Find out in the next chapter.