No JimPam this chapter. It's just something that I've always wanted to do.
Plus, it contains some of the least inspired names choices made. Ever.
Anne (Producer):
Jim and Pam! You're getting married soon so I would just like to say congratulations.
Wow.
I mean…there were times when I wanted to lean over and slap the two of you whenever you sat down for your talking heads. Slap you and yell at you for all the stress you were putting me, the crew, and all of America through.
And don't even get me started on what the folks in the mailroom had to say about all the angry letters from fans and, not to mention what the IT guy said after our servers crashed for the umpteenth time from all the emails.
But to be able to say that I was there when you finally got your acts together…it was a long time coming and I had to bite my hand to keep from squealing. Because…you know…it would have been unprofessional.
Barry (Second Cameraman):
All those little moments and looks between the two of you that people saw on TV? I caught most of them. Seriously. You guys make a man want to scream. Plus all those pissed off vibes coming off of Anne while we did your talking heads? None of that's good for a guy's heart or his ulcers.
So finding out that you guys finally got together was a relief. All that tension-POOF!
Congratulations, guys, on the big day coming up. My heart and stomach thank you.
Danielle (Sound Technician):
You know. For the longest time, all I could think about when your names were mentioned was Casino Night. You'd both taken off your lavalieres and the crew could only use the camera's onboard microphone to pick up sound, so I spent hours going through the footage again and again enhancing what you guys were saying, and I had to see and hear your hearts breaking over and over again.
Then I had to work on the sound when Jim came charging in from New York without telling anyone and barged into the conference room without getting wired up and I got to enhance him saying "It's a date."
So congratulations, guys. You took a whole lot of people on a crazy journey, but you finally made it. Good luck in everything you do in the future.
Greg (Cameraman) and Ricky (Boom Mic Operator):
Greg:
Jim and Pam are getting married.
Ricky:
Who didn't see that one coming?
Greg:
They obviously didn't back when we first arrived.
Ricky:
Yeah, well they eventually saw the light.
Greg:
Hallelujah, praise the Lord!
Ricky:
But we actually did believe that it wouldn't happen at one point. We were the ones that caught the whole Casino Night encounter in the office.
Greg:
But hey, I was also the one that caught you guys on tape back when you were denying that you were dating.
Ricky:
And I was driving the car!
Greg:
Yup! We got to show America that Jim and Pam finally got together. Congrats, you guys! You finally saw what the rest of the world did years ago.
Ricky:
What he said!
Anne:
(Off camera)
You two have been here way too long. Let's go, Barry.
Barry:
(Off camera. The scene begins to jiggle and shift as he brings his camera with him)
Right behind ya, Boss
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