Kevin and Joanne Beesly
(Pam's Parents):
Joanne:
Our baby girl got married to the love her life. Of course it was wonderful.
Kevin:
I don't think I've seen Pam smile like that for a long time. It was like when I saw her smile for the first time when she was a baby…Now Jim better not do anything to make that smile disappear.
Joanne:
He tries to act all tough, but he loves Jim. He didn't even give the boy the "you hurt her, I hurt you" speech.
Kevin:
It's a mutual understanding.
Joanne:
Please. Whatever you said to Henry just before he married Francine scared him so badly that the photographer had to color correct all their wedding pictures.
Kevin:
See. I can be tough.
Joanne:
Is that why you and Jim came out of the room laughing like old buddies?
(Gives the camera a "Oh yeah, how do you like me now" look)
Michael:
(Sobbing)
Beautiful. It was just beautif-
(Starts bawling and grabs hold of Holly. She wraps her arms comfortingly around Michael and smiles for the camera)
Holly:
It really was beautiful.
(Michael keeps on crying. Holly turns her attention to him and starts to stroke his back)
Okay, Michael. Let's go get you some hot chocolate. Would you like that?
Michael:
(Sniffs)
With butterscotch and marshmallows?
Holly:
(Soothingly)
Sure.
Darryl:
It's times like this when I'm glad that the little twerp is back. He's been keeping Kelly distracted all day.
Ann
(Producer):
What the hell are you pointing that camera at me for? You're being paid to shoot them!
Andy:
Tuna and Pam's wedding was okay, I guess. Par for the course for this sort of thing. I think.
But what I've got planned is biiig. Really really big.
(Becomes increasingly agitated)
And let me assure you. Andy Bernard will top this ceremony. He will exceed this. He will put together a ceremony that will leave this ceremony in the dust, man!
(Calms down a bit. Looks around to see if anybody noticed his outburst. Angela has and she is barely hiding her disgust)
Hi, honey!
(Angela walks away)
There goes the love of my life.
Oscar:
I have a feeling that Gil and I will be having a very long talk tonight. Just like when Phyllis got married.
Lauren and Jonathan Halpert, Jr.
(Jim's Parents):
Jonathan:
So do we look at the camera or do we look at you?
Lauren:
I think we're supposed to look at her. You know…like they do on TV?
Jonathan:
I suppose so. So, what do you want to know?
(A question is asked)
Lauren:
Our youngest got married today to a woman who makes his eyes shine. I don't know how else to describe today.
Jonathan:
Can't improve on perfection…Now if you'll excuse us, we have a reception to get to.
Lauren:
And knowing Jon and Larissa, Jim's might need a hug after they're through with their speeches…
(Slightly deflated)
But he's got Pam for that now, doesn't he?
Jonathan:
Don't worry, honey. He'll always need you.
Lauren:
(Smiles)
Thanks.
Jonathan:
Now let's go. I want to twirl you around the dance floor like we did at our wedding.
Lauren:
Please. These shoes hurt my feet enough as it is.
Jonathan:
Hey!
I just realized that I named Pam's father after Kevin. Adds a whole new layer of creepy to the way Kevin acts around Pam, doesn't it?