T: Here's the fifth chapter in this crazy story, bit of seriousness at the end. This is also the longest chapter so far as well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters or worlds, only the story and the characters I create are mine.
Back with Tseng, Ansem and Mickey, they had been sitting in the living room drinking tons and tons of Coca-Fanta, an odd combination of Coca-Cola and every single flavour of Fanta drink in one, this resulted in a lot of puking from Mickey's end, Ansem the Wise had become Ansem the Drunken and Tseng remained perfectly normal.
Choco had eaten all the food in the house as part of his master plan to kill its masters and start a Chocobo army that would one day rule all. As for Elena she decided to go pay a visit to her grandparents whilst Tseng took care of the customers.
"When's those HOOLIGANS going TOo return TSenG hiccup" Asked a very drunken Mickey.
"Yeah hiccup when theyse going to geeet her! hiccup" Ansem being a human didn't become drunk from the Coco-Fanta, instead he become drunk when he added 5 pints worth of every single alcoholic drink known to man in the Coco-Fanta, all in the name of discovery.
"Not to worry they will get the job done with utter ease." I had absolutely no fear that they could fail me.
Then Choco burst through the titanium walls and started destroying all the furniture whilst saying;
"WAAAAARRRKKK!! KWEH KWEH KWEH KWEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!! WARKK!!"
Since chocobo language is a hard one to make sense, all Chocobo speaking will be translated to English.
"IMPUDENT FOOLTH!! SUBMITTH TO MY GLORIOUSNESSTH AND FETCHTH ME A GREENTH TO FEASTTH UPON! LEASTTH I STRIKETH YOU DOWNTH WITH CHOCO METEORTH!!"
Tseng started at Choco for a solid 4 minutes before bursting into laughter along with Mickey and Ansem the Drunken.
"Ha-Ha, oh Choco you crazy Chocobo, here have a snack." Tseng then pulled from his vast pockets a Sylkis Green.
The green landed in front of Choco and he started at it for a minute before speaking again.
"A Sylkis Greenth? Hmmth. This willth sufficeth for nowth. Your master is pleasedth and you may liveth. FOR NOWTH!!" Exclaimed Choco before he commenced feasting upon the poor green.
Ansem, who was slowly recovering from the effects of the Coco-Fanta, asked Tseng an important question.
"Tseng, what happens if your men are discovered by the enemy? What will you do?"
"They won't be captured, Rude is a master at stealth and creating all sorts of mad crazy stuff whilst Reno is armed to the teeth, literally, with every single weapon in existence. Trust me, they won't be caught." Tseng replied with a confident tone.
"But what about all the damage done to the city? Surely the people will suspect."
"Nope. We have our cleaner to take care of it."
"Really. And just who is your cleaner?" Ansem asked with interest, after all how many cleaners could repair three quarters of the Destiny Islands main city and magically restore the people who died from Reno's 'masterful' piloting skills.
"Well to be honest, it's not one. But an army of him." Tseng replied in a way that would instantly make anyone interested, except for Mickey who fainted from drinking.
"What do you mean?" Ansem asked puzzled at Tseng's reply.
"...Let me show you." Tseng got up whilst giving another green to Choco to keep him happy and led Ansem to a room where a giant blast door stood, like the ones used in banks. There Tseng entered the password and slowly the door opened, clockwork noises began to stir as one by one the bars holding back the giant armoured door retreated into the walls, one by one until the door creaked open.
A bright light was all that could be seen, but then you could hear the sounds of voices, Scottish voices to be more precise. As the light disappeared Tseng grinned at Ansem's shocked and horrified face as he saw the occupants.
"My god...There's so many of them." Ansem was at a loss for words.
"Since no one liked them we just took them in, guess we felt sorry for them." Tseng replied to Ansem's shocked expression.
For the vault contained thousands, no, millions upon millions of Cait Siths! They were all looking towards Tseng and Ansem, they were all silent, some had giant stuffed moogle's that ranged between 4ft to 5ft.
Then silence was broken when one of the millions of Cait Siths spoke.
"Are we finally free to return to our homes?" After one spoke the rest spoke, mainly consisting of 'Please let us go' and 'I have a family waiting for me'. The noise was too great for anyone to bear, Ansem slowly was going insane, and looking at all of their 'evil' faces of theirs was just driving him beyond his sanity.
Tseng saw this and knew what it felt like; he knew this had to stop.
"SILENCE!!" All of the toy cats stopped bickering and listened to their master.
"YOU HAVE WORK TO DO SLAVES!! YOU NEED TO REPAIR THE CITY AND RESSURECT THOSE THAT HAVE FALLEN! NOW GO FORTH!!" He yelled feeling all high and mighty.
The Cait Sith army made its way slowly towards the entrance, until a certain helicopter crashed into the back of the room containing the two heroes.
"WE HAVE RETURNED TSENG, RETURNED AS THE VICTORS!!" Yelled Reno holding a war spear in both arms drenched in blood, how he got covered in blood is one of the many mysteries about Reno.
"We saved the kids as asked." Rude appeared from the chopper holding both kids in his arms with care.
"...Kids? What Kids?" Replied a very confused Reno.
"..." Rude couldn't believe the words that left his friends mouth.
"You're hopeless you know that?" Rude said in an annoyed tone.
"YEP!" Reno happily replied.
Tseng was about to congratulate them when the Cait Siths had all yelled at the same time.
"FREEDOM!!" Then the earth started to tremble as the feet of 100,000,000,000 Cait Siths ran as fast their little legs could take them towards the gaping hole in the back where expert pilots Reno and Rude had once again landed 'perfectly'.
Reno and Rude quickly hopped back into the indestructible helicopter to avoid being crushed by the Cait Sith army.
"ACTIVATE THE ANTI-CAIT SITH ESCAPING LASER DEFENCE SYSTEM OF DEATH AND PAIN!! WE MUST STOP THEM BEFORE WE LOSE OUR SLAVES!!" yelled Tseng, worried at the fact of losing all those toys was just too big to bear.
Meanwhile, as all this was happening, Mickey had recovered from his Coco – Fanta poisoning to be greeted by none other Choco himself, standing an inch from his face.
"Oh hello there little fella." Mickey replied in his usually too happy voice until it was silenced by the words that escaped Choco's mouth.
"YOU!! GETTH ME A GREENTH TO FEASTTH UPON OR YOU SHALLTH FACE MY WRATHTH!!" Exclaimed Choco in his demonic voice.
"Aww, you're just so cute!" Mickey then began stroking Choco's beak.
"ARGH!! I AM NOTTH CUTETH!! I AM A DEADLYTH DEMONICTH CHOCOBO THATTH WILL ONE DAYTH RULETH THE ENTIRETH UNIVERSE!! Yelled Choco whose eyes started to glow blood red.
"Aw, Minnie would love to see. Here have some of this." Mickey picked up the Coco-Fanta.
"LISTENTH HERE YOU PATHETICTH MORTAL!! I AMTH THEE GREETESTTH CHOCOBO IN THE WOR -" Choco was cut off by Mickey slamming the drink down his throat.
On the other side of the house, Tseng and the others had deployed the deadly A.C.S.E.L.D.S.O.D.A.P to stop the Cait Siths escaping. Laser turrets popped from beneath the earth and laser fences were activated to prevent any from escaping.
"FIRE!! LET NOT ONE ESCAPE!!" Tseng yelled at the top of his voice as Rude hit the power switch to activate the lasers.
The first laser fired taking down one of the Cait Siths, the rest stopped and looked at their fallen brother as another was shot, and another, and another, until they realised what was going on.
"RETREAT!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!" BLEH the Cait Sith that warned his brothers was shot right in the head as they all started to run back into the slave vault.
It was truly a spectacle, red lasers firing in all directions killing hundreds of Cait Siths, after an hour of laser fire, all the surviving Cait Siths were rounded back into the building.
"Phew. Reno, how many did we lose?" Tseng asked out of curiosity.
"At least 25,000, maybe more." Reno had been going around checking all the dead Cait Sith's.
Ansem who hadn't moved from his position finally moved and went over to Tseng.
"Tseng where are the children?" Ansem asked with a worried tone.
"Rude?" Tseng looked over to Rude.
"Follow me sir." Rude led him to the helicopter where he had placed the babies.
"Here they are." Rude handed Ansem the two babies.
"Thank you. Thank you, how can I ever repay you for this kindness."
"Paying us would be nice." Reno said with money signs in his eyes.
Tseng looked at his crazy employee and just sighed at him.
"Oh yes your payment." Ansem dug into his pockets and pulled out a massive bag of munny that was large enough to fit into the slave vault.
"Half infinity. As agreed." Ansem said whilst checking the children were safe.
"Everything looks in order. Thanks for your business. What are you going to do with the kids?" Tseng asked Ansem the Wise with a bit of concern which was rather rare.
"Give them to good families. Do you know any good families around here?" Ansem asked with a bit of hope.
"Yeah there are a few families that live on the outer edge of the city, close to the beach. There's a couple you could try, they've had trouble trying to have a child. I am pretty sure they would love to have one of them." Tseng replied with a smile on his lips.
"Thank you Tseng. Oh and you too Reno and Rude. Thank you." Ansem shook the hands of all the Turks before he went to retrieve Mickey who was taking photos of Choco who had fallen asleep from the Coco-Fanta.
"Come on Mickey my friend time to go." Ansem said whilst laughing at his friend for taking pictures of a Chocobo.
They then took a taxi to the beach town as Tseng suggested and left their new found friends.
Tseng watched them leave, but then something struck him. The helicopter was undamaged and it had crashed through several hundred buildings going and coming back. Another thing that puzzled him was why Choco had been muttering strange words with 'th' on the end.
Meanwhile a certain black chocobo was waking up which was then followed by Choco kwehing madly.
"ARGHTH!! WHERE ISTH THAT CURSEDTH MOUSETH!!" Choco had yelled to Tseng.
"Ah Choco you're awake. The guests have left." Tseng told his angry black Chocobo.
What Choco did next could only be described as yelling every curse word towards the Turks and Mickey and swearing that he will have his revenge upon them all, all these words had a 'th' on the end of them.
Meanwhile, Ansem and Mickey had asked around the small town to find out if any families were looking to adopt two newborn kids, two families agreed to take care of them which pleased Ansem and Mickey.
"Well the kids have been given to loving families and they swore they would look after them. Now what do we do Ansem?" Mickey had asked out of curiosity since they had completed their goal.
"Hmm. I guess I will head back to Radiant Garden; I miss my home and my people. What about you my friend?" Ansem asked his younger friend.
"Same here. Minnie's probably worried and Donald will probably have gone insane trying to keep Goofy's Knights in order." Mickey replied whilst grinning.
"Very well my friend, take care. I hope we meet again soon." Ansem and Mickey gave each other a farewell hug as each of them left to their individual gummi ships.
Meanwhile in the far reaches of space, on a planet that had remained hidden amongst the starts, far from the reach of foolish adventurers, a man watched through a mirror that could reveal to him anything he wished. He was draped in ancient armour that resonated a mysterious light that couldn't be classed as light, darkness or twilight.
His face was covered in a helmet that was designed so that any who looked upon it would be paralyzed with fear, his armour bore a symbol on it, and it was a crown with the symbol of the heartless, no one other than the inhabitants of that world knew the truth behind this symbol.
He looked through the holes in his helmet that glowed the same glow as his armour did, he observed the events on Destiny Islands, no one could see it, but he was smiling as he watched the events unfold.
Then another figure in armour appeared through the doors, this 'knights' armour had the same symbol upon it but lacked the glowing light of that of the other knight.
"My lord, sorry to disturb you but, the time has come." The knight that entered spoke with an otherworldly voice that echoed throughout the room.
"The children of prophecy have been born." He spoke whilst kneeling before the other one.
"All of them?" The Knight that had watched the events of Destiny Islands turned his head to look at the knight kneeling, his voice rang out across the room echoing off the walls, and it pierced the other knight's ears.
"...Yes my lord. All three of them. The girl was born on the world known as Radiant Garden and has been named Kairi." The knight bowed his head before the knight he called 'lord'.
"Excellent! Everything is going as was prophesised." The higher ranking knight let out a small chuckle.
"Shall I assemble the armies my lord?"
"No, not yet. We shall wait until they are older before we make our move. We move too soon, and everything we have worked to accomplish shall be ruined."
"...Very well my lord." The other knight stood and left the room.
"...Enjoy the peace while you can Radiant Garden, for soon you shall come to fear us as have other worlds before." The knight smiled evilly underneath his helmet.
T: The plot thickens, who are these knights and what is their purpose? All will be revealed in time. Anyway I hope you enjoyed it.
T: Anyway reviews are greatly appreciated.