T: Here it is, like I promised, the thirteenth chapter. Do note it isn't as long as the last chapter but S and R agree it is good so enjoy it.

Disclaimer: This will count for all chapter of my story from now on, I do not own Kingdom Hearts or anyother game, film or book I might mention or make a reference to.

Mickey had flown across space for several days now, Kairi had calmed herself down now and mostly slept the majority of the journey. Mickey had promised to take her to somewhere she will be safe, and Mickey knew just who could handle it.

He saw the world just ahead and gave a burst of speed as the ship entered the atmosphere. When they landed he took Kairi's hand and began to walk to the place where he thought she would be safe.

After an hour's worth of walking and asking for directions, they arrived at the house where Mickey would leave Kairi, he knew these people could be trusted.

"Kairi, these are good people, they can take of you." Mickey said looking her in the eyes.

"Why can't I stay with you?" Kairi was nervous about meeting these people, which wasn't like her.

"Don't worry, I wouldn't leave you with maniacs now would I?" Mickey replied before ringing the door bell.

After a few minutes, the door opened to reveal a man wearing a blue suit, he was quite tall and had longish black hair.

"Mickey? Is that you?" The man asked with a shocked expression.

"Hiya Tseng! How've you been for the last few years?" Mickey asked with a smile on his face.

"It's been good, come in." Tseng motioned with his hand for them to come in while opening the door a little.

Mickey and Kairi walked into the Turks home, it was a little different when Mickey was last here, they had repaired the walls, expensive furniture replaced the older sofa from 4 years ago and for some reason a statue of a giant chicken stood in the kitchen.

"It's great to see you again Mickey, Choco has been dying to see you again."

"Has he?"

"Yeah I remember the day after you left he was all sad and saying 'where's that mouse gone'." Tseng then went into a flashback of that day.

Flashback

It was just after Ansem and Mickey left, Choco was jumping up and down on the spot yelling all sorts of words.

"IF I EVERTH SEE THAT MOUSETH AGAIN I WILLTH KILL HIM ANDTH USE HIM AS MY SPONGE!! I WILLETH HAVE JUSTICETH!!"

End flashback

"Ah yes, good days." Tseng had been staring at the ceiling as he recalled Choco's actions that day.

"Oh where's Ansem?" Tseng couldn't see any sign of him.

"Well he's-" Mickey was cut off by the wall collapsing.

The culprits for this were Reno and Choco, they were locked in mortal combat rolling around the floor yelling all sorts of war cries. When they got back on their feet they stared at each other for a minute before Reno did a Neo rip off, he shook the dust off him and held out his hand and motioned 'come on' with.

At this Choco ran at Reno with murderous intentions, he jumped and while defying gravity landed several kicks into Reno's chest, which he blocked with good skill. They then started to throw punches and kicks at each other; this lasted for half an hour before Choco flew back a bit and stared at Reno.

"Hmm, it appearsth that your skill has increasedth slightly. But I am still more powerful than youeth shall ever be. BEHOLD!" At this Choco extended his wing and lighting leapt from his fingers.

Reno quickly dodged this and started using force push on Choco, but he too kept dodging, one of Choco's lighting attacks went straight for Reno, but he blocked it with his hand and absorbed the lighting. He held the lighting in his hand for a brief second before unleashing it upon Choco, but it bounced off Choco without harming him.

"Ah, it seems you still have much to learn young one." Reno replied in a mocking voice.

"Then it would appear that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force..." A tsh sound echoed from the weapon Choco had miraculously pulled out of nowhere.

"...But by our skills with a lightsaber." Choco had spoken in a perfect Christopher Lee voice, he held his wing up to reveal a red lightsaber.

Reno pulled back his jacket to reveal a similar lightsabre, but his was green. They stood in fighting positions for minute before lunging at each other. They bounced off walls while delivering fast strikes at each other, the blades kept clashing off each other, the battle was fierce, neither opponent backing down. After an hours worth of duelling with lightsaber's, they were locked, blades making an ear piercing screech if one had to describe it. Reno and Choco stared at each other, neither of them giving in.

"Your powers are weaketh old man!" Choco mocked Reno's skill.

Then they started to fight again but after a few minutes Choco got lucky and chopped off Reno's left hand which held his weapon.

"AHHHHHH!" Reno clutched the spot where his hand used to be while kneeling from the extreme pain. Choco pointed his lightsabre at Reno's face before speaking.

"It is pointless to resisteth, don't maketh me destroyeth you." Choco spoke in calm voice.

"Did Tseng ever tell you what happened to your father?" Choco had suddenly changed the subject.

"He did, he told me a squirrel killed him." Reno recalled the news Tseng told him and had developed an undying hatred toward squirrels.

"No! I am your father!" Choco had completely ripped off Star Wars now.

"...No...That's not true...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" Reno was shocked and horrified at Choco's words.

"You're righteth actually I'm noteth, I just felt liketh saying that hehehe!" Choco had broken into a laughing fit at Reno's expression.

"You..." Reno then summoned his giant killing machine the Renonator. The machine emerged from the floor and stood at 100,000 ft tall, it somehow didn't wreck the house at all.

"BEHOLD MY GLORIOUS MACHINE! THIS IS THE FINAL CONFRONTATION CHOCO!!" Reno was piloting the machine inside the cockpit, he had also managed to re-grow his left hand as well.

The machine then fired a billion missiles and fired a thousand mini-gun turrets that aligned the machine. Choco then began to run as fast as he could, the missiles flying behind trying to get him, the bullets flew everywhere, but they somehow missed him completely.

Choco then ran towards the looming battle machine and jumped on it and continued to run straight upwards. The missiles ended up hitting the war machine in all sorts of places, the turrets ended up shooting themselves. As Choco reached the top, he leapt into the air and slowed down time. He could see Reno's shocked expression as he readied the lethal Choco Mega Supreme Kick.

The kick hit spot on and sent the war machine falling to the ground, as it fell one could hear Reno yelling something.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Since Choco's time control powers were still active, it sounded distorted and rather funny to hear.

The machine sent a large earthquake that read on the Richter scale 49.2; it also left a huge imprint in the ground. Reno managed to fly out of the cockpit and while defying gravity yelled.

"THIS IS MY WORLD! MY WORLD!!" Then he dove at Choco with fists at the ready, Choco had gone into a Kung-Fu position while doing all sorts of odd noises.

What neither of them noticed was the statue of the giant chicken flying straight towards them. The statue landed on both of them, the only thing could be seen was their feet.

"WILL YOU TWO STOP THIS CLIMACTIC BATTLE ALREADY!! YOU HAVE ALREADY STOLEN SEVERAL LINES FROM OTHER FILMS!" Tseng was yelling at his friend and pet Chocobo with anger in his voice.

Reno had managed to climb out from beneath the statue while Choco's feet had disappeared further into the statue; he had now ripped off the witch from the Wizard of Oz.

"Sorry about that Tseng." Reno was looking all over the place due to the statue hitting him full force in the face.

"Sigh, what was it about this time?"

"Choco wanted to watch 'How to kill your owners and escape, build a Chocobo army and rule the universe'. Reno recalled the Chocobo's threats if he didn't allow him to watch the film.

"Never mind, go make some tea and orange juice for our guests." Tseng ordered in all his leaderness.

Mickey wondered whether he should be having second thoughts or not.

T: There you have it, chapter 13, hope you found it funny.

T: Apology if it was short. Also remember, you see a villain, DESTROY them were they stand. This world doesn't need them. Till next time.