T: Here it is, number 14. I had fun writing this so I hope you enjoy it as much as S and R.
Meanwhile in the furthest reaches of space, the Zodiark had returned to its homeworld. Orion had went to see the king, although he knew he would suffer dire consequences because he had failed to return the princess of heart.
Orion had arrived at the doorway that leads to the king's throne room; he hesitated for a second before entering the room. He walked along the long corridor before arriving at the throne, the king sat in the throne looking at Orion.
"Welcome back Orion, I assume you have returned with the princess of heart?" The king was eager for news.
"...I'm sorry your majesty, we couldn't retrieve the princess of heart."
"You failed to retrieve her!?" The king was now standing, his voice had also gotten a lot louder.
"We couldn't retrieve her, we stopped by tha-"
The king had held up his hand palm outwards, surrounding Orion with a dark red glow. Orion could feel his heart being taken away.
"I ask you to do a simple task, I gave you the greatest war ship in the entire fleet and I even sent an experienced fleet to aid you! I gave you the power to control the Heartless and this is what you achieve! You return with nothing but mere excuses!!" The king had increased his magical constriction around Orion's heart.
"Sir...we...couldn't get...her...Alexander..." Orion was struggling to get his words out due to the kings anger.
"! What!? Alexander!? The Holy Guardian was there!!" The king knew of the legendary summons power. At this he ceased his action.
Orion was finally breathing again, it was difficult to do so.
"Alexander? He was there!?"
"Yes, he destroyed the entire fleet with ease. The Zodiark has been severely damaged as well."
"Well, this is unexpected, just how did they acquire it." The king was now crossing his arms.
"Shall I start searching for the princess your majesty?" Orion wanted to redeem himself, he had failed the king and anyone who failed him met with a quick end.
"Yes, but be discreet."
"Discreet? Why your majesty?"
"Send scouts out to look for the princess, if I know Alexander well I say he would have blessed her with his powers. That means she should be easy to locate and hard to capture due to the power of Alexander. Take a scout ship and search for her immediately."
"Yes at once your majesty." Orion stood and left the throne room leaving the king.
"You can't hide princess; soon, you shall be ours." The king then sat on his throne before chuckling to himself.
Back on Destiny Islands, Mickey was sitting with Tseng talking about what had happened, the attack on Radiant Garden, the mysterious fleet, Ansem's disappearance and the red eyes he saw in the basement. Tseng was still taking this all in.
"Gee, I never thought something like that that would happen. So who's the girl?"
"That's Kairi, Ansem's niece; she's a princess of heart."
"What's that?" Reno had appeared out of the kitchen holding a live chicken, he never heard of a princess of heart.
"It's an individual who possess a heart of pure light, no darkness at all."
"So...are there any princes of heart? Or is it all just girls?" Reno asked Mickey.
Mickey was going to reply when it dawned on him, was there any male's who had pure hearts. This was indeed a matter that would acquire a lot of pondering on. Mickey assumed the usual thinking position, hand on chin with eyebrows raised.
"Reno, why are you holding a live chicken?" Tseng couldn't help but look at the chicken that looked like it was trying to squirm out his grasp.
"This? It's the daily sacrifice." At Reno's reply Tseng had developed a 'what the heck look' that was unique to see.
Reno walked over to the statue of the giant chicken and began to mumble some strange enchantment, as he mumbled, the eyes of the giant chicken glowed red. Reno then held the chicken up to the statue the statue then wrenched the chicken out of Reno's hand and devoured the bird quicker than Sonic the Hedgehog. It then resumed to look like an ordinary statue, just standing there motionless.
"There, the dark chicken gods have been appeased." Reno then sat down in the seat next to Mickey, who was still pondering if there were any princes of heart.
Tseng now had a look that was a cross between scared, shocked and horrified at Reno's actions just now. He was about to ask the cultist if there was anything else he hadn't revealed to him and the others when the door opened to reveal Elena.
"Hello everyone, I am back. Mickey, is that you?" Elena was surprised to see the mouse again. Mickey looked up to see who called his name to see Elena at the door.
"Hiya Elena, nice to see you again."
"Same to you, oh who's this little cutie." Elena was looking at Kairi.
"Elena this is Kairi, Kairi this is Elena, she's a nice woman." Kairi looked at Elena and could tell she was the more sane one of the bunch.
"Nice to meet you."
Then as everyone was getting acquainted with each other, lightning flashed as through the door emerged Choco in all his evilness, he was wearing armour that covered most his body except his wings, his helmet had two glowing yellow eyes.
"LO AND BEHOLDETH MORTALS! I AM YOUR NEWTH OVERLORD, CHOCO!! ALL SHALL WORSHIP ME AND FEARETH ME!!" Lighting flashed all over the house as Choco spoke.
"Oh yeah, Kairi this is Choco our pet Chocobo. Don't mind him when he does this." Tseng told Kairi.
Kairi stood up and walked over to the 'dark overlord' and smiled as she looked at the Chocobo.
"Hmm. What is thisth? A human childeth. Hmm, she may be a useful sidekick in the war to cometh. Child, I am Choco! Your future overlordth and ruler of the cosmos, you shalleth assist with my dark plansth as my nobleth sidekick." Choco was looking at Kairi eye to eye.
"Aww, he's so cute." Kairi then began to stroke Choco behind the ears. At this Choco fell on the ground with a happy face as he giggled at Kairi's tickling, his leg was twitching as well.
"What the!? How can she do that!?" Reno was amazed at Choco's actions, the last time he tried to tickle Choco something bad happened.
Flashback
Choco was fast asleep in his pen, dreaming happy dreams of world domination as he and his army laid siege to every world of the universe. He had gathered all the Final Fantasy characters and was personally disposing of them in his own little ways depending on what he felt like.
What he didn't sense was a certain ninja skilled maniac named Reno, doing back flips, wall runs, imitating Spider-man and many other ninja things. He landed skilfully on his face, he was wearing his ninja suit which was for night operations, it was a bright Fluorescent pink.
He then tip toed while humming a song he heard recently, he reached Choco's bed and then took a feather out of his pocket. He slowly reached over and tickled Choco behind his ears, this resulted in Choco jumping into the air yelling every curse word in existence in every known language.
He then turned around and faced Reno who attempted to hide by standing still, he thought that Chocobo's vision was based on movement, oh how wrong he was because Choco had turned red. He was summoning all of his hatred into this one attack, he then yelled the words.
"Choco...BLAST!!" He let loose a giant explosion which covered 10,000,098 miles, destroying everything in his path that had something to do with Reno, other than that, it felt like a really, really strong breeze.
End flashback
As Choco was enjoying himself he saw a familiar mouse which he had been dying to see again. At seeing Mickey smile at him he jumped up and pointed his wing at the mouse and yelled.
"YOU!!" The camera zoomed in on Choco's face for a good close up of his hate fuelled eyes.
"Hiya Choco!" Mickey then went up to Choco and hugged him.
Choco then began to glow red again, his eyes were pure red. Tseng saw this and went to look for the tranquiliser gun he kept for emergencies. He searched through all the draws till he found it. Kairi was backing up a bit from Choco, he looked quite evil at this point.
"DEATH TO ALL MICE!!" Choco then began to do the same thing he did last time, he summoned all his rage and anger into one attack, the deadly Choco Blast was about to be unleashed again.
"Choco...BL-" the tranquiliser dart hit Choco right in the forehead and he collapsed on the ground with 'Zzzz' coming from his mouth.
"Well that's Choco's wrath avoided for now. So what do you need Mickey?" Tseng had returned to the matter at hand.
"Well guys, would you mind looking after Kairi. I would but I'm always busy, beside you said you were good with multiple jobs right?"
"Well you see-"
"Of course we will Mickey." Tseng and Elena said at the same time.
"Are you guys sure, innocent kid with evil Chocobo equals a hell of a lot of trouble." Reno was more worried about Choco's influence on children, this brought back another flashback.
Flashback
Choco was attending a primary school on behalf of the Turks. They were hired to show kids that being evil doesn't always win.
"First step kids, is to find a long sharp weapon, aim at the hero's head and with all your might pierce it. Then commence looting of the place for the glory of EVIL!" Choco had other plans for the kids.
"Now go forth my minions! DESTROY THE SCHOOL!!" The kids then began to destroy the classroom.
The teacher tried to call for help, but was pounced on by the ravenous six year olds who feasted upon the teachers flesh. They then began to run around yelling 'For Choco!' and 'All hail the Darkness!' as they tore apart lockers, other classrooms converting the students to become evil assassins and demons.
The teachers armed themselves with homework and fired at the students, they merely bounced off as the child army leapt into the air and destroyed them with ease. Choco walked out of the building to see the children levelling the city of Destiny Islands, his plan was one step closer to completion.
"HAHHAHAHAHAAA! AT LAST! WORLD DOMINATION IS MINE!!" At least that was what Choco believed until the dreaded ice cream vans appeared with chocolate sundae's and ice cream corns with flakes in them. The children ceased their evil deeds to hurry and buy ice cream. Once again the forces of good triumphed over evil.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!! MY EMPIRE LIES IN RUINS!!" Choco looked to see buildings erected in his image were torn down by the government. He was beaten.
End flashback
"Don't worry Reno, we can take care of her with ease." Rude had finally appeared out of the shower, he was using hair spray on his bald head.
"Rude, why are you using my hair spray." Elena had put her hands on her hips.
"Umm, to keep my hair good?"
"...You...Don't...Have...HAIR!" Even Tseng was getting fed up with Rude's stupidity.
"That's what you think" The Turks then began to argue amongst themselves as usual.
Mickey was really starting to consider taking Kairi somewhere else.
"I think I am going to like it here." Kairi had a happy expression plastered on her face, which scared Mickey all the more.
T: There it is, next update soon, until next time