T: This took me not as long as the others, but I had a good time writing it, pure humour this.

It had been a few days since Mickey left Kairi in the care of the Turks, it took a lot of effort from Elena and Tseng since Reno and Choco's madness had made Mickey have second thoughts. He left giving Kairi a hug and departed for Disney Castle.

Since then Tseng and Elena had been looking after Kairi, while Rude was trying to convince everyone he had hair but it was just invisible, Choco had tried to get Kairi alone so that he could convince her to join him in his quest for supreme power and Reno tried to get her to worship the dark chicken gods. Both met with a lot of failed attempts.

Today was going to be an interesting day for the Turks as their next customer 'walked' into the building. By walked in, it was more like all of the windows opening at the same time with a strong wind blowing, coupled with dramatic music and all the lights going out. Soon a green ball of energy could be seen floating down from one of the windows. When it landed, it burst into green flame before a woman wearing a dark robe with purple at the ends, she had horns on her head and held a staff with a green orb at the top.

"Are you the Turks?" She had a slight echo to her voice.

"Um yes?" Reno really wanted to laugh at her dress sense, who the hell wears those clothes in this day and age.

"I have a job for you." She gave a small grin.

"Uh yeah?"

"I need you to help me make a castle mine, don't worry there's no one living there anymore. Interested, we will pay well." The woman pulled out of her robes a small bag of money.

Reno grabbed the bag to see what it weighed like, it was quite light, next he shook it, not much sound, then he pulled apart the string on the bag and emptied the contents of the bag. With a little amount of shaking, the bag revealed to contain a paper clip, dried up snot, an acorn and an empty can of coke.

"You know this is extremely pitiful amount of payment?" Reno looked rather pissed at this woman's idea of 'good pay'.

"Ah, but on our world that is our currency, it is worth 777,777,777,777,779 munny!" The woman had money signs in her eyes.

"AH SWEET!! YOU HAVE YOURSELF THE FINEST MERCENARIES IN THE WORLD!" Reno then went to inform Tseng who was busy making lunch for Kairi.

After a couple of minutes, Tseng had assembled a team of himself, Elena and Rude. Although he found the woman to be quite weird looking, but never the less, payment is payment.

"Right, Reno and Choco, you're to look after the house and Kairi."

Choco at hearing this developed a huge evil looking grin on his face; the idea of having the house pretty much unguarded was too great to pass up. This to him was the chance to finally escape and world domination would be his.

"Really? So, it wouldth just be me, Reno and Kairi?" Choco's grin was so big that it made him look not so very suspicious.

"Yes, that's right Choco, but you two must look after Kairi understand?" Elena was looking at them with a stern look.

"Don't worry we will, have no fear!" They both smiled widely before the party left with the mysterious woman. Then after a minute of standing around, they both looked at each other with evil looks.

"Kairi shall worship the dark chicken gods with me!"

"She shalleth join the eliteth legion of my Chocobo Scourge and ruleth with me!!"

The two looked at each other with fire in their eyes, this would be a contest to make Kairi worship the dark chicken gods, or rule the cosmos.

Later that day Kairi was watching a kid show, the usual non-sense, today was a great day in terms of cartoon character demises, 'Dora the explorer goes to hell and stays there!' this was indeed the greatest moment in television history. Kairi was watching the mad show, she had seen Dora be horribly killed, 'oh no Dora the explorer has been destroyed by the Death Star'. Kairi couldn't help but giggle at the abominations well deserved fate.

Little did she know that Reno was walking up to her, wearing dark robes and holding a cup shaped like a skull. In the cup looked like blackcurrant, but it was actually blood that made whoever drank it worship the dark chicken gods.

"Kairi, you must drink from this cup. It shall endow you with the wisdom of the dark chicken gods. Drink child..." Reno held the skull cup in front of Kairi, she was horrified by the gruesome look of the cup.

Then Choco leapt out of the fridge, flew toward Reno and kicked him and the cup into the titanium walls which as in the past, gave in to the sheer impact from Reno.

"No childeth, you mustth join me in my quest to dominate the universe! It will be fun!!" Choco was now standing an inch from Kairi's face.

"NO! She must join me and the all powerful dark chicken gods! Kairi, you must! It is your destiny!!

"She won't be joining some sad long forgotten cult!"

"Oh and like she's going to help a crazy Chocobo!"

"It's more rewarding than serving those stupid chickens!"

"Oh yeah!?"

"YEAH!!"

Reno and Choco then grabbed the closest item they could get their hands on, Choco had obtained a Rapier sword and Reno had, oddly enough, picked up a chicken. Choco laughed at Reno's 'weapon' before doing all sorts of fancy and strange tricks with the blade. Reno then started using the chicken like a nunchaku weapon, he made various odd sounds while swinging it round like a madman.

They then began to fight each other, meanwhile Kairi was busy watching the rest of Dora the explorers friends being killed in really gruesome ways that would normally scare little kiddies, but this didn't bother Kairi at all. The only thing that did was Choco and Reno's mad fighting, they had wrecked the kitchen, all the bedrooms, Reno had a pair of Elena's underwear which he sniffed with so much force they got clogged up his nose.

Kairi couldn't stand this who-ha any longer, she paused the TV and stood as tall as she could and yelled.

"DO YOU MIND!?" Reno and Choco looked at Kairi with shocked expressions.

"I AM TRYING TO WATCH TV!" She then flicked over to the dinosaur channel.

'The T-Rex, the greatest predator of the Cretaceous era. Hunts its prey using movement based vision, it worked splendidly until the herbivores learned to stand still, avoiding the T-Rex. The great predator would then respond in a very dinosaur like way.

'GASP! WHERE DID THEY GO!! THEY WERE JUST THERE!! BUT THEN THEY!? WHA!?'

'And soon, the reign of the T-Rex came to a sudden and quick end, and thus began the rule of the caterpillar.'

'AHAHAHAHAHAA!! AT LAST!! THE WORLD IS MINE!!' The caterpillar laughed like a crazy, homicidal maniac.

"Hehehe, I like caterpillars, but a shame for the T-Rexxes." Kairi was having the time of her life, while Reno and Choco exchanged shocked expressions.

Then the door opened to reveal three very angry looking Turks, they were all pissed, mumbling something about cursed woman and other such things.

"Hey guys, how went the mission?" The party looked at Reno with death glares, they then pointed at them while yelling.

"YOU SON OF A-" What happened next was a hilarious scene of Tseng, Elena and Rude chasing Reno with sharp blunted weapons, yelling for his death.

Choco laughed heartily at this while Kairi enjoyed watching the TV, indeed, another day in the Turks life.

T: Apologies if it was short, I'll try and make the next chapter longer.

T: Remember, spread the word of the dark chicken gods, they must be revived.