T: Here is the seventeenth chapter. Another humour part, hope you get a good laugh at it.
Elena was sitting in the kitchen, like she would every other day, but something was bothering her. She was worried about Kairi, these cartoon shows and being around Reno and Choco, she feared they may be influencing her to become something like them. If that happened, Mickey would most likely kill them all, but what could she do.
Then Tseng came down the stairs wearing funny looking pyjamas, he was holding his stuffed moogle toy, which Choco on several occasions tried to destroy.
"Morning Elena..." He then went to get something out of the fridge.
He opened it to be greeted by a hundred chickens in the fridge, they had replaced all the food in the fridge. He closed it with a confused look, he went to the cereal cupboard to get something to eat. But like the fridge, the cereal had been replaced with chickens; all doing what chickens do best. He then had a look in the rest of the drawers and cupboards; all had chickens in them instead of the original occupants.
"Elena...when did these chickens get in the house?" Tseng asked looking at her with a worried look.
"Hmm, I think Reno would know something about this." Elena suggested.
"Reno! Get down here!" At the mention of his name, a cloud of smoke appeared, and out of it emerged Reno in his dark robes.
"What is it my children?" He spoke with a dark cult leader's voice.
"Why are there chickens all over the kitchen?" Tseng pointed to the sink where several chickens seemed to be climbing out of the drain.
"This house has been blessed by the dark chicken gods. Their minions are protecting us from all enemies." He had raised his arms into the sky.
"...By eating all the food in the house?"
"YES! Come my children!" At Reno's words, a million chickens appeared out of everything, the TV (which scared Kairi), they busted out of the sofa and other such furniture. Rude who had came down the stairs had chickens coming out of his ears and nose, which didn't seem to bother him.
Then another million chickens flew down the stairs all going 'buck buck' the usual chicken sound. They emerged out of the oven, fridge, they flew down the chimney and they even popped out of the picture frames that were around the place. Tseng had chickens coming out of his mouth and Elena had them coming out from her hair. Reno had held his arms out with a drunken smile on his face; chickens were sitting on his arms while he was just basking in the amount of chickens the dark chicken gods had given him control of.
During all this, a hero emerged from the basement with a tired look; Choco immediately woke up at the sound of millions of chickens and the mere sight of them. He had never seen so many chickens before in his life; he looked around to see just about everyone was covered in the birds par Reno who was just looking at all his children. Reno, upon noticing Choco, extended his arm and pointed at him.
"Un-believer!!" At this, the chickens stopped and turned to face Choco.
Choco did a really quick head count of the chicken army, there seemed to be at least 6,500,000, chickens in the room. The chickens eyes turned red as they looked at their sworn mortal enemy.
"KILL THE HERETIC!" At this, the chickens all moved into battle stances.
Choco knew that if he didn't stop the chickens here and now, they would cover the universe in poultry, this he couldn't allow. But his intentions weren't for the greater good, but for himself, he had no interest in saving the universe for he would one day lay siege upon it himself. He would need to slay the chickens before they mustered to full strength. He then pulled out a sword, it was Chococalibur, the legendary holy Chocobo sword, said to be past down to the chosen Chocobo who lead their race to a better tomorrow, the sword was adorned in ancient letters, the inscription read 'The ultimate blade!'. In his other hand, he held a mini-gun that was filled with anti-chicken rounds, the gun barrel on it was blessed with the infinity symbol. He took a glance around the room, eyeing the chickens, he was ready for battle.
After a gust of wind passed, Choco fired his mini-gun at vast amount of chickens, they all flew toward him going 'buck'. He slashed the chickens that were close to him with Chococalibur, blood and feathers staining the blade and floor, he did combinations of shooting and slashing. As he was slaying chickens, in the upper right corner of the screen appeared the words 'Deadly' which progressed in under a second to 'Smoking'. After he was being surrounded by chickens, he flew into the air, spinning around in 360, shooting all the chickens that were jumping on him. When he landed he pulled out another sword and put the mini-gun away, he then began to slash the chickens up with ease as his blades tore through the chickens.
There was only 3,762,965 chickens left, Choco didn't have time for this, so he called upon his hatred into himself. This increased the Chocobo's power by a tremendous amount as he was like a blur, he flew through the chickens slashing them with ease. One could call this art, after a while he called up all his power.
"Choco...BLAST!" Choco let off a huge explosion that killed all but 14 chickens.
The chickens looked at each other, wandering what to do, they suffered from the dreaded disease known as 'can't think smartly, only stupid'. Choco pulled out his mini-gun and quickly disposed of the remaining chickens. He looked at Reno's shocked face with a grin on his beak, Reno couldn't believe that the mighty chicken army had been crushed so easily.
"You think you've won? There's plenty more where they came from." A summoning symbol appeared behind Reno, the symbol resembled a chicken and called forth a billion chickens, all serving under Reno.
"Welleth that's fair. Now I haveth got to fighteth a billion of these things!" Choco charged at the chicken army again, determination burning in his eyes.
After 2 hours of fighting and bloodshed, Choco stood on a mountain of dead chickens. His sword was covered in blood and feathers; it even had a chickens head on the top of it. He panted heavily, Reno had summoned forth 6 extra waves of chickens, by the end of today he swore he would never look or eat another chicken ever again. Reno on the other hand was jumping up and down, he was furious at the fact Choco had managed to slay all of the dark chicken gods minions.
He was promised elite chicken warriors who 'supposedly' destroyed the Martians and several other alien races. Elena who had recovered from fainting from the fact chickens had came out of her hair had decided she was going to take Kairi someplace else. It seemed anywhere other than here would be safer. She got Kairi packing her stuff, Kairi was a little confused at first but after Elena explained that chances are she could become like Reno and Choco convinced her to go to a different home, where a family wouldn't kill her.
Elena discussed this with Tseng, he agreed understanding her reasons, the last thing Tseng needed was another Reno or Choco, he would miss Kairi, but this was for her own benefit. Elena planned to take Kairi to the mayor's house, she was on the phone to him shortly before leaving, he said he would love to take care of her. After an hour and a half worth of driving, she had arrived at the mayors mansion.
Kairi was in awe at the building, while not as big as Radiant Garden's castle, it was quite impressive. After walking through security and the halls of the mansion, they arrived at the mayors office. They walked in and introduced themselves.
"Hello Mr Mayor, I am Elena of the Turks, I have brought Kairi."
"Good, but you needn't introduce yourself Elena." The mayor turned around in his expensive wheelie chair.
"Gasp! President Rufus Shinra!? What are you doing here?" Elena was quite shocked to see her old former employer.
"I decided to degrade myself by telling the newspapers that I was Sephiroth and that I had called forth meteor. Oddly enough they took it quite seriously and kicked me off of our world, literally." Rufus explained how he ended up here to Elena for a few hours.
"So, this is Kairi, she's quite cute." Rufus got out of his chair and had a look at Kairi face to face.
"Um, hello Mr Rufus." Kairi smiled a little at her new father.
"Please, just dad or Rufus please. Anyway Elena, was Reno and Choco's behaviour that bad?"
"Yes, Reno was summoning forth his chicken army."
"Oh god, not again. I swear he's lost it. Anyway, don't worry, I will look after her." Rufus patted Kairi on the head.
Several hours later, Rufus had managed to get Kairi settled in, she was still nervous, but not like she was before. He had invited some of his friends he met a few years ago on the Island.
"Don't worry Kairi, these are good people, they both have sons as well." Kairi was dressed in her usual white dress which she brought over from Radiant Garden.
The door opened to reveal six people, four adults and two children. Rufus went over and welcomed his guests, Kairi was looking at the two boys. One of them was taller and had short silver hair, she found that to be quite funny looking, the other was a little shorter than the silver haired boy, he had blue eyes and short brown hair. For some reason, she kind of liked the look of the brown haired boy, he seemed nice.
"Kairi, these are my friend's sons. This is Sora, and the taller one is Riku. Say hello." Rufus was smiling at Kairi's nervousness.
"H-hi, I am Kairi." She extended her hand for them to shake.
"Hi Kairi, I'm Sora." Sora shook Kairi's hand. She looks kind of cute.
"I am Riku, slayer of mighty beasts!!" He did a hero pose which caused Sora to shake his head at, Kairi giggled a little at his actions.
The parents were observing their kids as they seemed to become quick friends. Rufus noticed that Kairi kept looking at Sora and vice versa, he gave a small chuckle. She was only four and had a crush on someone.
Hmm hmm, young love. How cute.
Little did Sora, Riku and Kairi know that from that day forth, they would be together to the end. They had no idea of what was to happen ten years later, the journey that would put their friendship to the test and change their lives from ordinary kids. But it didn't end there, their journey had only just begun...
T: Yep, as you can see, that's the end of the past events. From now on, it's all about after Kingdom Hearts 2. Also I thought I would throw in a bit SoKai.
T: But do not fret, this isn't the end of the Turks (for those who like them) they will return.
T: Until next time.