Yup, it's me LuNa6780, back from my tempoprary hiatus! I'm so sorry I havent updated this story for a few weeks, I've just been buried under homework and tests. Last week I just recovered from a cold! Thank you so much BloodyxxRose, kaaaaarl, and i'mthenewCAKEPIG for checking out my story and reviewing! This chapter is dedicated to you guys!

*Important Notice*

Okay, so so far, I have gotten one review saying that this story was like Kuroshitsuji Kangaroo Court. I new this was coming, however, before you flame me, telling me that I'm trying to imitate KKC, please understand this one thing: I know that most or all of you understand that none of us want our ideas to be similar to others'. Well, this is my case here. I am most definitely not trying to sound like that story. In addition, there are many differences between our story, the number one reason being that I will never be able to write something as genius and funny as her story. Other differences include that this story is to point out every little quirk among the characters in the Kuro cast. Also, in this story, Alois and Ciel aren't the co hosts, they're just reoccuring guests. ou may think I'm being too defensive about tihs, but I just don't want to get a hundred reviews saying I'm trying to copy it. Thank you for reading this important notice!

Enjoy the story!

"Hey there! Welcome back to Dr. Shitsuji, the show where we lend out a helping hand to the Kuro cast! Today, we're here for a certain raven haired butler." Kitsune said, wearing a pair of three dimensional glasses with the lenses knocked out. "Loving cats: an infatuation or just an obsession? To assist here today, please give a warm welcome to our patient of honor, Sebastian Michealis!"

"It's an honor to be here, Lady Kitsune." Sebastian said, getting up from a blue chair in the middle of the stage and bowing.

"Just call me Kitsune." Said girl smiled, getting up from the ebony desk, which was now officially dubbed the magic desk of randomness. "And it's an honor to meet the famous demon, Sebastian Michealis." Kitsune said, bowing. Sebastian smiled and nodded.

"Are you two going to get on with the show, or are you just going to continue flirting?" Ciel, who was sitting in the crowd piped up. "I don't even understand why I'm here. What did I do?"

"You should be honored," Kitsune spat at the adolescent boy. "You are the first person to sit in the crowd!"

"Then," Ciel pointed to Alois "Why is he here?"

"Because I invited him." Kitsune said. "Besides, didn't you tell me that you loved him yesterday?" Kitsune smirked.

Alois perked up, and smiled. "So you do love me!" He said, hugging Ciel.

"I did no such thing!" Ciel exclaimed.

"Uh huh. But even by saying that, you're not denying that you found Alois's legs so sexy?" Kitsune retorted.

"You do?" Alois said. He was now strangling the smaller boy.

"No! Now get off me you imbecile!" Ciel yelled. He struggled to get out of Alois grip for a few minutes. Finally he was able to pry himself from the blonde boy and got up. "I'm sitting over there," he said, pointing to a chair at the end of the row.

"Hey Alois," Kitsune whispered.

"Yes?" replied the blonde boy.

"I bet he's playing hard to get. He told me all about his plan while we were talking after the show yesterday, which is why I dumped water on him because it was a very, dirty plan." Kitsune smirked.

"Really?" The blonde boy's eyes lit up like a candle.

"Yeah, don't stoop to his level. Fight back!" Kitsune exclaimed. "Do something so outrageous that he'll let go of his plan completely and go with your plan, which I bet will be ten times more brilliant!"

"Okay!" Alois exclaimed.

"What are you two curs talking about now?" Ciel said, annoyed. He looked at Kitsune. "Don't you have a show to go on with?"

Kitsune blinked, confused for a second. "Huh? What- oh yeah!" Said girl turned to Sebastian and began a series of apologetic bows. "I'm so sorry, Sebastian!"

"It's alright, milady. It does seem that you managed to find something to keep bocchan and Lord Trancy occupied." Sebastian replied, smiling.

"Anyways, back to the subject, I'm here for your cat obsessions, Sebastian. To help you out, I have a very special guest who sent in a video about Sebastian's cat obsessions."

"Pardon me?" Sebastian replied, confused.

"Everyone, please welcome our guest of honor for this episode, Grell Sutliff!"

The red haired shinigami strolled in, grinning. "Oh, it's such an honor!" he exclaimed over dramatically.

"...You just had to invite him, didn't you?" said Sebastian, giving the death glare to Kitsune.

"Heh heh heh..."Kitsune laughed nervously."It's to help you!" Kitsune moved around uncomfortably in her chair as Sebastian continued glaring.

"Oh Sebas-chan!"exclaimed Grell. The scarlet haired Shinigami charged at the butler, only to slam into a blue chair because the butler had moved away. Grell pouted, then winked 'seductively.'

"O-okay Grell, so you said that this cat obsession is getting rather unhealthy for Sebastian, right?" Kitsune said.

Grell nodded. "Oh, it's just so tragic!" Grell exclaimed, putting his hand to his chest. "He's always paying attention to those damn cats and never to me!"

"So you're saying that his cat fetishes are only beneficial to the cats he sees and not you?" Kitsune said. She opened up a drawer in the magic desk of randomness and took out a green note pad and a red colored pencil. She smiled triumphantly for some odd reason and turned to Sebastian. "Sebastian, how does this make you feel?"

"I don't want to be rude, but that statement didn't even make sense." Sebastian replied.

"Ah. I see, I see." Kitsune replied. She scribbled something down on her notepad and turned to Grell. "Have you ever stopped to wonder that maybe loving cats is an infatuation?"

"Well no..." Grell confessed, embarrassed. "B- but I know that he's just playing hard to get!"

"Sure I am..."Sebastian sighed.

"Well anyways, Sebastian, how does that make you feel, knowing that Grell really cares for you? I mean, he made this video just for you," Kitsune reasoned.

"What are we even talking about?" Sebastian questioned.

"We're talking about how your well-being is in jeopardy because of cat obsessions," Kitsune said as a matter- of- factly. "And we have enough proof. Dear viewers, please turn you attention to the screen!"

With those words, Kitsune took out a remote and pushed the shiny red button, getting no response. After a few more pushes on the red button (which led to punching), Kitsune gave up and threw the remote down. "Dammit! I swear I have to do everything manually these days!" Said girl abruptly got up and stomped to the screen, pushing the start button on the side. Upon getting no response, Kitsune gave up and grumpily trudged back to her desk and began muttering to herself.

"Well, that's too bad," Sebastian hummed, relieved.

"Actually, Grell was so kind as to draw a few pictures. Grell, if you would?" Kitsune said, turning to the red haired shinigami. Grell smiled, then pulled an easel out of nowhere.

"This first one is my favorite!" hummed Grell. He turned the page on the easel to reveal a picture of Grell shoving a cat down a wood chipper. Bits of blood, fur, and other unidentified stuff were shooting out of the sprout. Behind the blob of red, which was known as Grell, was Sebastian hugging Grell. Pink and red hearts surrounded them.

"...Um," Kitsune said.

"Do you have a problem with it?" Grell replied, pulling out his chainsaw.

"N-no. Actually I think you're a very talented artist!" exclaimed Kitsune nervously. "Why don't you show us your other pictures?"

"..."(That was Sebastian's reply)

The shinigami grinned maniacally then continued to show the other pictures, which, when flipped fast, was a clip of Grell and Sebastian hugging. After Grell was done, he again charged for Sebastian who dodged him. He charged for Sebastian once again, and the two eventually began a game of 'tag.' While the two were doing that, Kitsune got up to try and fix the TV.

After trying to repair the TV, which of course led to wrestling with the piece of technology, Kitsune gave up. The girl was now sitting in her desk, watching as the shinigami threw himself at the demon butler. She glanced at the giant clock and sighed. Ciel, who had gone down to the stage, strolled up to Kitsune with Alois following behind. "Didn't you invite other people to come," Ciel glanced at Alois "Other than Alois and I?"

"Well I did, but they said they were busy solving a crime or something," replied Kitsune, burying her face into her arms.

Ciel scoffed. All of a sudden, there was a huge crash and Kitsune looked up. Sebastian had thrown Grell into the TV, shattering the screen. Kitsune got up and a dark aura surrounded her. "You... You fuckin broke my TV! Do you know how fuckin much that cost? I worked my ass off on my grades for that piece of shit and you broke it! Don't you two run away from me, you little mother fu-" Kitsune turned to the screen and smiled. "We'll be right back after these short announcements. Stay tuned!"

*After Commercials*

The camera flashed back on, and Kitsune was attempting to stuff a blue haired shota into the TV. "Sebastian!" Ciel yelled. "Get me out of here!"

"Oh no you don't!" Kitsune yelled. She turned to Sebastian, who was walking towards them. "Sebastian," she growled "If you come any closer, I'll turn all those cats in your closet into feline stew."

Sebastian stopped in his tracks.

"Sebastian!" Ciel yelled. "What the hell are you waiting for? Get me out of here!" he demanded.

"Good butler," Kitsune cooed. "Now go get me some English breakfast tea."

Sebastian nodded, then turned to leave. "Wait! Sebastian, don't just leave me here with...with it!" Ciel exclaimed.

"Oh Ciel." Kitsune said, turning to the boy. "This is truly why you are the cur to my curry." She smiled sweetly.

"Is that supposed to be some type of insult?"

"Actually it was a pun, to be more precise."

"E- Excuse me..." said a brown haired girl holding a glass of water."Kitsune- san, I've brought you water."

"Thank y- wait, didn't I ask for this before the show?" Kitsune narrowed her eyes.

"Y-yeah, but you asked Arrowhead water, and we only had Crystal Geyser... S-so I went to the store to get what you requested, Kitsune- san." the girl replied, bowing.

"Dammit Claire, you can't do anything right! Don't you know how to lie?" Kitsune replied, letting go of Ciel.

"I- I'm s-s-s-s-orry!" Claire sputtered.

"Well if you lied about the water, then you wouldn't have gotten yelled at. I could care less if you gave me Arrowhead water." Kitsune turned to the camera and pointed to Claire. "This is my now former intern, Claire."

"F-former?" Claire exclaimed.

"Yeah. You hear that? I'm now looking for a new intern, so send in your applications! Kitsune got up and walked to her desk. She opened the draw and took out a piece of paper, holding it up. "So, I want it to have your name, what you specialize in, and the reason you want to be my intern!"

"B-b-but..." Claire whispered. She lowered her head and walked out, glum.

"It was nice knowing you!" Kitsune yelled after her.

Sebastian came back, pushing a silver cart with a tea set on it. "Your tea, milady."

"Thanks!"

Sebastian nodded, pouring the dark liquid into the porcelain tea cup, handing it to Kitsune. Kitsune took the tea cup and sipped from it. Sebastian bowed, then turned to leave. "Wait Sebastian," Kitsune called "We still haven't finished talking."

Sebastian turned back and took a seat. Kitsune put the cup of steaming liquid down, yawning. "So Sebastian, why are you so obsessed with cats?" she cooed, stretching. Sebastian's eye twitched.

"I wouldn't call it an obsession, milady," he replied.

"Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say," replied Kitsune, glaring at Alois and Ciel. "So, back to the real problem, what did you think of Grell's drawings?"

Sebastian shuddered. "They were, unidentifiable..."

"Speaking of Grell, where did he go? He was here before commercials."

"..."

"Sebastian, what did you do to Grell?"

*Somewhere*

"Sebas-chan? Where am I?" said a red haired shinigami. Grell rubbed his head, opening his eyes. "Waah! It's dark! Sebas-chan!" exclaimed Grell. Grell tried standing up, but realized he was in some sort of box.

Inside the box he could hear laughing. "So is this the last of 'em boxes?"

"I think so."

All of a sudden, the box started shaking, and Grell could feel it being lifted. The box swayed back and forth and Grell struggled to stay in the same spot. "This is no way to treat a lady!" Grell complained. Suddenly, Grell heard a thump and felt himself jolt up.

"Oi! What's in this thing? It's so heavy!"

"We should be paid extra for this thing!"

Grell pounded on the side of the box with his fist, frowning. "I am not heavy!"

"…Did you here that?"

"It's probably just some spider. Not our problem."

Inside the box Grell could feel shaking as the box was again lifted and carried away. "Sebas- chan!" Grell exclaimed. He began clawing at the sides of the wooden box. "Get me out of here!"

*Back at the Studio*

"You put him in a cargo box to Europe?" yelled Kitsune. Sebastian nodded, pouring her another cup of tea. Kitsune began stroking her chin. "I understand why you would do that, but why would you put him in a cargo ship for pancakes?"

"Why not pancakes?" Sebastian replied.

"Well because everyone knows that waffles are way better than pancakes."

"They are not!" Ciel suddenly piped up.

"Yes they are!" Alois yelled back.

The two began arguing about waffles and pancakes in the crowd. It ended when Kitsune suddenly reached in a drawer and took out a megaphone. "Shut up!" she boomed.

"What the hell?' Ciel said. "How did that thing even fit in ther-"

"Well, well, well. It seems we have a bit of a breakfast controversy here."

"But we're only talking about pancakes and waffle-"Ciel started.

"How about we let our dear viewers decide? It'll be pancakes vs. waffles. On the pancakes side will be Sebastian and Ciel, and on the waffles side will be me and Alois. How about it?" Kitsune said.

"I agreed to no such thing," said Ciel.

"Excuse me, shota boy, but I think you're forgetting who has the bullhorn here," interrupted Kitsune. She pointed the horn at Ciel. "Let me repeat that for you, Ciel. How. About. It?" Ciel puffed his cheeks and looked away. "I'll take that as a yes!"

"Why you little-"

"Well, it looks like we're out of time! But, before I forget, it's time for the pun of the day!"

"The what?"

"To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

"…"

"That's it for now! Stay tuned!" Kitsune said, smiling.

*After the Show*

"Sebastian, can you pour me another cup of tea?" Kitsune asked, waving the tea cup in her left hand. Sebastian nodded, then poured the last of the tea.

"Of course, but I must warn you, this is your fourth cup of tea."

Kitsune's eyes widened. "Woah. How is it that you can pour tea from like two feet up?"

"A butler who can't-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. A butler who can't do whatever shit isn't worth his salt. Seriously, you need to come up with a new thing to say." Kitsune smiled then took a sip.

Sebastian raised his eyebrow. "I suppose you're right. Young master is showing signs of annoyance when I say that."

Suddenly, Kitsune frowned. "Don't think I haven't forgotten you broke my TV."

Sebastian sighed. "I'm very sorry, milady."

Kitsune opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by someone yelling "Sebas- chan!"

Grell ran down to the two and pouted and Sebastian. "Sebas- chan, how could you leave me there?" Kitsune got up and smirked.

"Have fun, you two." Kitsune walked out and closed the door. All was silent for a moment. All of a sudden, crashing noises and yelling was heard. Kitsune pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "I don't even want to know. Hey Alois, let's go grab some waffles!"

Oh wow, I don't even know where to begin talking about this chapter. I decided to only do one fetish because I got lazy. Oh and the characters in the summary change with the guests each chapter so watch out for that! As you can see, there are lots of ways you can get into this show. Yes, in every show Kitsune is going to wear random fake glasses XD Oh and there is going to be a pun of the day every show, so if you have a pun, please tell me! Yes, I'm asking you to shower me with the most ridiculous puns ever. Ahem. Back to the important stuff.

Intern Application Rules

So uh, I want it to look like this. It's pretty self- explanitory.

Name:
I specialize in blah blah blah...
I want to become your intern because blah blah blah...

Send me a message if you need more details.

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Pancake vs. Waffle Rules

I don't think I can explain it more than this. You can say anything you want, but please make sure that it includes either the word pancakes or waffles. Just please try not to do it in explicit language. Just pancakes or waffles. Not pancakies or waffies. Oh and don't even try telling me wafflejacks or you'll be immediately disqualified from this thing. I might even post a few comments here!

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My, my, my, it's getting quite late. I think I'll retire for the night. Thank you and stay tuned!

Until Next Time,

LuNa6780