Stuck In School With You
Genre: Humor/Romance
Language: English
Rated: T for some language and some scenarios
Pairings: Joey and Kaiba
By: Randomemochild
Summary: CH. 2 up! When Joey and Seto get trapped inside their school, will they kill each other or will something else happen (yeah I suck at summaries...)?
Disclamer: Once again, I don't own yugioh. If I did, I'd definately be richer than I am now...
Warning: This is a shounen-ai, so if you don't like that kind of stuff, don't read and don't complain to me....
Me: I'm glad that ya guys like my story! I feel luved! Sorry 4 the wait, but I'm on my way to college and I have a ton of stuff to do including finding a job to pay 4 books, but anyways, I still have no idea how to end this story!!! Well, I do...but u kno what I mean... But don't let me delay u with my random problems. READ ON!!!
Chapter 2: Saturday
On a beautiful Saturday morning, Kaiba woke up, the rays of sunshine hitting his face. The world was a blur as he tried to remember where he was. When he felt the stiffness of the cold cot, he remembered that he was still in the school. Kaiba rolled over to see Joey sleeping peacefully across the room.
"Pup," he called to the other boy, but Joey was sleeping soundly. Finally, he threw a pen at him and yelled "Idiot, wake the hell up!"
Groggily, the blonde opened his eyes and cried, "You know, it's extremely rude to wake someone up like that!"
"Like I give a crap. Hurry up, I have an idea on how to get out of here." Joey sprang out of bed and raced out of the nurse's office.
"You don't even know where I'm going Wheeler," Seto sighed. Joey paused.
"Oh yeah...heh heh..." Kaiba rolled his eyes as he rushed over to the nearest window. He tried to open it as well as several others, but he found that all of them were locked.
"Dammit, it's like they tried to lock us in here! I mean, who the hell would rob a school?!" Joey whined.
"Shut up," Kaiba sighed.
"Don't tell me to shut up, rich boy! I wanna go home as much as you do! I WANNA GO-!!!"
WHAM!
Kaiba's hand struck the left side of Joey's cheek, leaving a red mark.
Joey, holding his face, screamed, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, YOU FUCKING BASTARD?!!!"
"You were getting on my nerves," Kaiba mumbled.
The blonde dove at the brunette and the two of them began to fight, throwing punches and slaps at each other. Finally after minutes of drawn out fighting, the two of them, fatigued and starving, laid on the floor.
"You're an asshole, you know that right," heaved Joey.
"And you're still a damn idiot mutt," Kaiba responded.
Joey chuckled, "What are we gonna do with ourselves for a whole weekend? We have no way of leaving, communciating with anyone and we hate each other's guts...Just great..."
He rolled over only to have his face come into contact with a cool, wet towel.
"For your face," the taller boy mumbled.
"That's...nice of you...." Joey mumbled as he enjoyed the cold moisture on his cheek and though he'd never admit to it outloud, he also enjoyed the feel of Kaiba's gentle touch.
"You alright?" Kaiba asked after a while.
Joey sighed, "Yeah, I guess, but why choose now to be nice to me, especially since you hit me in the first place?"
The taller boy glared at him and said, "I have my reasons." Joey chuckled to himself and watched Kaiba stand up.
"Where ya goin' Kaiba?"
"To get food, Wheeler."
"Can I come?"
"Do I look like your mother?"
"What-? Dammit, you jerk!!!"
Kaiba and Joey found themselves once again in the school's cafeteria. Joey rummaged through the contents of the fridge, but could find nothing.
"Kaiba, there's nothing to eat!!!" he pouted as he held his growling stomach.
Kaiba yelled, "Move," as he pushed Joey out of the way. "Wheeler, there's plenty to eat in this refridgerator. Eggs, bacon, cheese, waffle mix. Don't tell me you can't cook..."
"Well, for your information, I can't," Joey defensively said.
"What the hell do you do when your father's not home?" Kaiba asked.
"I dunno, I never really know where he is most of the time, so I usually buy takeout with my check," Joey replied.
"Oh...." is all that the brunette could say.
There was a silence that filled the room.
"I-I'll cook," Kaiba muttered while trying not to stammer.
"Really? You'll make something for me?!" the blonde cried as his eyes lit up.
Kaiba said, "Geez, relax Wheeler. You act like you haven't had home cooked meals in a while."
"Actually," Joey said "Four months. You know, you should try the McGriddle sandwich at McDonald's. It's really good."
Kaiba shook his head and turned to gather the ingredients. Joey watched in awe as the other boy began to chop and mix ingredients like a seasoned chef. After a half hour of cooking, two plates of blueberry waffles, bacon and cheese omlettes appeared on the table.
Hungrily, Joey wolfed down the waffles. "Oh my gosh! This is so freaking good," he moaned.
(A/N: No pun intended, at least, not yet...lol...)
"I didn't know you could cook like this rich boy."
Properly cutting a piece of omlette and placing it in his mouth, Kaiba said,
"There's a lot you don't know about me, Wheeler."
(A/N: Note how Kaiba's managed to stop calling him mutt!)
"Care to enlighten me Kaiba?" Joey smiled.
"Hmm...no not really..."
"Gah! We're stuck here for a whole weekend and ya won't even talk to me like a civilized person!"
"I'm sorry, I can't communicate with dogs."
"Could you give me a break dude? What is it wit' calling me a dog?"
"I get pleasure out of your misery."
"Hmm, control issues? Dat seems very dominatrix, S and M of you."
"Why Wheeler? Would you like it if I was into S and M?" Kaiba suddenly said, grabbing Joey's arms and pinning them to the wall "Would you like me to be your master?"
Even though Kaiba was hurting his arm a bit, Joey felt his heart beat faster. The other boy stared at Joey and he tried to turn away, hoping Kaiba wouldn't see the fear...or whatever the emotion was in his eyes, but Kaiba saw the flicker in Joey's eyes and gently let go of the blonde.
Kaiba grinned sinisterly and Joey thought, I swear he's enjoying my pain...
"What is it you want to know?" Kaiba finally said after another moment of awkward silence.
"Mainly, why is it dat you're such an ass?"
Snickering, the brunette said, "I'm an ass? I could really say the same of you."
Frustrated, Joey turned and faced the wall. Finished with his food, Kaiba stood up and began to walk away.
"Where ya goin'?" the blonde muttered.
"I'm going to do something productive since I can't leave and I can't do any work." Joey remained seated and watched Kaiba walk off. Jackass, he thought as he ate the rest of his breakfast.
What the hell is wrong with that mutt, Kaiba thought as he made his way to the library. For the first time in his life, he was bored, so he took it upon himself to start reading, but found that most of his thoughts were interrupted by a certain blonde.
"Gah! We're stuck here for a whole weekend and ya won't even talk to me like a civilized person!"
"Aww, you care about me!"
"Is there anything else you'd like to have, Kaiba?"
Stupid mutt....Kaiba thought. Despite what he did, he found that he couldn't concentrate on anything else but Wheeler.
"Whatever," Kaiba muttered annoyed before he heard his name being yelled in the hallway. He raced to the source of the sound to find Joey standing near an open locker.
"Wheeler, what the hell do you want? You were interrupting something important," Kaiba frowned.
(A/N: Yeah, sure Kaiba...)
Joey took out a blue flip phone and proudly waved it in the air. "Lookie at what I have!" he beamed "We can call for help! Hey-!"
Kaiba snatched the cellphone out of his hands and typed his home phone number only to find that there was no signal. He threw the phone on the floor, much to Joey's horror.
"What the hell!?! YOU BASTARD!!! THAT WAS A $100 PHONE! I worked 2 jobs to get it!!!"
"Shut up, your phone is a piece of crap."
"Damn rich people. Think dey can do anything they want. Meanwhile, prices for stuff are going through da roof and ya can't buy anythin'-."
Kaiba looked at the other boy meaningful look. "The roof...that's it! Wheeler, you're not a complete dumbass," he said, picking up the phone and heading upstairs.
Caught off-guard, Joey blushed, "T-thank you...?"
He followed close behind until they got to a locked gate blocking off a flight of stairs. "This gate leads to the roof. If I open it, I can go outside and try this phone. Or at least signal someone."
The brunette tried to pry open the door, but failed.
"Lemme help Kaiba," Joey suggested.
Kaiba said, "Back off, I can do it myself."
Ignoring him, Joey held onto the other side of the gate and both boys pulled until the gate broke off.
"Don't you listen? I thought I said I didn't want your help!" the CEO frowned.
Joey chuckled and Kaiba demanded, "What the hell is so funny mutt?!"
"Sorry, but when you frown, you remind me of this old demon I once saw in a cartoon," he laughed.
Surprisingly, Kaiba flicked his nose and replied, "You're a foolish puppy, you know that. You remind me of one of those puppies that are so naive that they spend their time chasing their tail and they don't know what the hell's going on."
Joey was about to respond, but Kaiba whispered in his ear, "But for some reason, people find them cute..." The blush from before was now bright pink on Joey's face.
"Did you just call me cute?"
"Take it as you will..."
"Hey Kaiba?"
"What, mutt?"
"You ever...been wit' anyone before?"
"...You could say that..."
"You ever love any of 'em?"
Kaiba glanced at him and chuckled. "No, Mutt, I didn't love any of them. If you're asking me because you wanna me to love you or something, you can forget it. Love doesn't suit either of us..." He continued walking up the stairs leaving a shocked Joey behind.
Joey didn't know who he was more surprised at: himself...or Kaiba...
Later, the two of them were on the roof. Kaiba again tried to make a call, only to have the phone battery die on him.
"I really should do you a favor and throw this phone off the roof," he smirked.
He turned around and saw Joey looking at a nearby park. The blonde seemed more distant than usual, not that he was complaining.
"Hey Kaiba, I have an idea," Joey began "How's about I scale down the side of this building and go get some help?"
"Normally, I don't give a crap about what you do, Wheeler, but are you a complete idiot?" Kaiba scolded "This building's 7 stories and the ledges here are narrow."
Ignoring him once again, Joey walked over to the edge and stuck his left leg over the edge. His foot found a landing on the narrow ledge. "See, I'm fine!" he cried.
He then swung his right leg over and tried to find a landing, but his foot slipped and he hung onto the side of the building for dear life. Joey thought he was done for, until he felt a strong pair of arms wrap around his waist and pull him up. Joey laid on the ground, breathing heavily. He looked up at a pale faced and pissed off Kaiba.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT?! WHAT IF YOU SLIPPED AND DIED-?" he yelled.
"Would you care? Would it have really made you care!?!" Joey spat.
Kaiba looked at him, taken aback. "Dammit, Kaiba I-!"
And with that, the blonde leaned foward and passionately kissed the other boy. Kaiba, too shocked for words, stared at Joey blankly, but to Joey's surprise (and maybe Kaiba's...), the brunette returned the kiss, pressing his lips against Joey's. The blonde found that for such a cold bastard, Kaiba's lips were surprising warm and soft.
The CEO himself was rather enjoying the sweet taste of Joey's lips and couldn't bring himself to stop kissing the other boy (although he was in deep denial and it would take him a couple of hours to actually admit this to himself...). When breathing became an issue for the both of them, they broke away from each other. The two of them stared at each other for a while before a freaked out Joey ran back down the stairs.
"Hmm..." is all Kaiba could say as he held his tingling lips.
Joey ran as far as his legs could take him until he found himself in the boys locker room on the 2nd floor.
"OH MY FUCKING GOSH!!! I JUST FUCKING KISSED KAIBA!!!" he yelled in the empty room.
What the hell is wrong with me, Joey panicked. I've been acting weird ever since I got into dis whole mess. I keep throwing myself at him, I mean I'm even freaking smelling his cologne! I can't like him. He's a fucking jerk! Besides, like he could ever give a shit about me. I....crap....I think I like him. And now, he's probably pissed dat I kissed him and now he's gonna beat the shit out of m-.
"Wheeler?" a voice interrupted his thoughts.
"...Kaiba..."
"What was that...about...?"
"Please, just leave me alone."
"But-."
Joey sighed, "Look Kai-Seto, I really am sorry about the kiss and all and I do know that you probably want to hit me, but as crazy as it'll sound, I honestly don't know why I did it-. Okay, well, I kinda know, but I just need some space to think things over."
And with that, Joey walked off in a daze leaving Kaiba to think over some things himself.
(A/N:Hee hee, a kiss and run... Yay! Chapter 2 is done! There are 4 chapters so I'm about halfway done. I have to admit as much as I luv Kaiba, he is kinda oblivious in this chapter. It's like, what do ya think it means if sum1 kisses you, but anyways, on to chapter 3! Remember: Review, review, review!)